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Potato aficionado 🥔 Kinda retarded, NGL 🥔 Weird AF 🥔 MAGA, motherfuckers 🥔 Introvert 🥔 @donutpatrol451's personal potato 🥔 No unsolicited DMs 🥔
Potatostan aka Wyoming
Joined February 2022
Welcome to Snarky Potatoland. Here's a few rules. 1. Absolutely no pineapples 🚫🍍 2. I found love on here and it probably isn't you. 😘❣️ (Spoiler alert: it's @donutpatrol451) 3. If you follow me I'll probably follow back if/when I see the notification. 🔔 4. If you whinge
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1. You say that like being gay is a bad thing. 2. Trans is modern day conversion therapy.
Liking trans women is not gay Liking trans women is not gay Liking trans women is not gay Liking trans women is not gay Liking trans women is not gay Liking trans women is not gay Liking trans women is not gay
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"That's what..." -She
Love Quotes • by @SnarkyPotatoes "I might burp on it later. Just letting you know" Happy Thanksgiving Bitchezzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!
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Read it and weep mofos
We interrupt this programming to make maple pecan shortbread. I feel sorry for everyone who will not be eating it tomorrow.
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We interrupt this programming to make maple pecan shortbread. I feel sorry for everyone who will not be eating it tomorrow.
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Driving ships while drunk is insane. Playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey while sipping a gin and tonic.
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Love quotes by DP ♥️🥔 "If I die, blow me before you tell your parents." @donutpatrol451
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Bet he never gets blown
Eating meat. Women who are kind to animals are instantly more attractive.
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Why TF would you wait until today to go Thanksgiving shopping?
going to go brave the grocery store soon so I can begin thanksgiving prep 🫡
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If it's wrong I don't wanna be right
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The Final Call • by DP • 11-25-2025 @NYPDnews
@houstonpolice
@bostonpolice Hicksville PD (OH) Petersburg Bureau of Police (VA) (source @odmp)
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers • by DP • 11-25-2025 FOLLOW THESE PEEPS!!! - featuring @samiam5_ @robertdunlap947 @Real_Ames @SaltyGoat17 @joeroganhq @TheChiefNerd @JenRuthGreen
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Gobble gobble
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F.A.F.O. • by DP • 11-25-2025 FOLLOW THESE PEEPS!!! - featuring @ItsEthanRay @RealCherokeeOwl @JustJenRX @SusieM414141
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The Final Call • by DP • 11-26-2025 @nyspolice
@kcpolice
@detroitpolice Greenville PD (TX) (source @odmp)
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I'mma need an IV drop of coffee today, thanks
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No I said Kennebec potatoes are the best
@SnarkyPotatoes Hold on. Wait a minute! Didn’t you just say Russet potatoes were the best! wtf now I’m screwed
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False, red potatoes are the best
False, Yukon Gold are the best 😂😜
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