Edward Molyneux
@SmirnoffJoe
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I'm a story-loving skeleton who enjoys good video games. And good spooks. ALL. YEAR. ROUND. 💀
The Fortress of Skulls
Joined November 2009
I don't know what this whole "PizzaVibes" thing is about, but it almost sounds like a line of novelty toys.
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With people speculating about Wesker being in RE9, I reckon that if he ever does return, it'll be as a clone. After all, with all the biotech shenanigans going on in Resi, clones wouldn't be all that outlandish. Him surviving that goddamn volcano, however, WOULD be outlandish.
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Honestly, if ever there was a time to bring back The Critic, even for a single season, it would be now.
Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!
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...well, David Lynch is gone. Once again, I break out the Black Balsam, to toast the dear departed. Here's to you, Mr Lynch, and to the storied life you led.
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On the one hand, Ubisoft going private means that it might not be beholden to dipshit investors with more gold than grey matter. On the other hand, well, it's Ubisoft. Aka a company that has failed to cut certain cancers from its own body. If nothing else, it'll be interesting.
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...so, all that stuff about Chugga. While it doesn't fully exonerate him, he's not the monster I feared he'd become. That said, he was a damn fool. But at the end of the day, better that a man be a fool, rather than a monster. For what it's worth, I raise a bottle to damn fools.
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I'll admit, I was a little afraid when I saw that Bruce Willis was trending. Thankfully, it's because it's his birthday today. A toast to you, king. Hope it's a good one.
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I reckon that George Michael had a Cadbury snack every now and then. The man was no stranger to a careless Wispa. Jokes aside, I too love a good Wispa.
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Some days I feel like the first guy. Other days I wish I was the second guy.
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So, uh, how about Against the Storm? I'm having a great time with that game.
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And here I was thinking that the 2020 election was panettone, but I guess it was stollen all along. Though either would go well with a cup of covfefe. Jokes aside, that old Nazi is gonna see its day in court. Can't wait to see all the MAGA maggots crawl out of the woodwork.
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Since people are yapping about the Dreamcast, I'll throw my hat in the ring. We really should have gotten a Dreamcast Mini during the wave of retro mini consoles. Hell, maybe even a Saturn Mini.
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All this talk about #omorisunflower, and I'm over here waiting for Basil X Ralsei to become a thing. In all honesty, while it shatters the boundaries of reality, Ralsei would be so much better for Basil than Sunny could ever hope to be.
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As everyone's talking about Wotsits, I'll say that the experimental Giant Wotsits were disappointing. Way too little surface area relative to size, leading to not enough surface area for proper cheese-dust saturation. In short, Giant Wotsits were blander than proper Wotsits.
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Nadhim Zahawi has agreed to pay the £3,000,000 tax bill he lied about and hid from HMRC. He should be sent to jail for fraud. RT if you want to see him in jail.
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Kinder Bueno? Muy bueno. That's all that needs to be said, I think.
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A white squirrel in Leicestershire? They are pretty rare, like shinies. With that said, not to be "that guy", but last I checked there are two white squirrels living in our area (north of Wallington). They have reddish eyes, so they're probably albino.
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