Jon Lovitz
@realjonlovitz
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No.
I support Israel standing up for itself and destroying Hamas.
So the Palestinians and Israelis can be free from Hamas terrorists who don't care about anyone, Israelis or Palestinians.
It's not genocide.. it's war. A war Hamas deliberately started.
Knowing Israel would…
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To all the weak bullies harassing Jewish kids at universities:
Jews fight back.
We've been around over 5,700 years.
And we're not going anywhere.
And to those of you who aren't Jewish & realize it's ridiculous to blame 15 million people for the problems of the world & have…
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I appreciate your support during this time of war in Israel and the rise of antisemitism in the United States and around the world. I'm speaking out because I feel I must.
The world doesn't like it when Jews fight back. Tough shit.
The positive responses I get far outweigh the…
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To the students at
@Columbia
, and any other students at colleges across the United States,
blocking Jewish kids from entering the school to go to class:
You're supposed to be smart. You're blaming your 18 year old classmates from the US for the actions of the government of…
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How can I NOT stand up? This is how it started in Germany.
This is about survival!
When Jews fight back, people don't like it.
And people say I'm doing this for attention.
Hardly.
But if people are paying attention to what I'm saying, that's their choice. I don't control that.…
@realjonlovitz
We live in a weird timeline. Having Jon Lovitz as a voice of reason and sanity against antisemitic lunatics was not on my 2023 bingo card. Right on, Jon!
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Then maybe they shouldn't have deliberately started a war.
@realjonlovitz
@realjonLovitz
Hamas does not have an air force or a navy or even tanks let alone have a well equipped army as Israel nor does it have a powerful ally such as USA.
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What's even more notable, is you praising Hamas.
And you're Jewish.
You're praising people who raped, mutilated and murdered 100's of Jewish women like yourself. Just because they're Jewish.
Beyond disgusting.
You must hate your father or mother or both.
You're a million times…
Kind of a weird response to the release of hostages. It’s notable that Hamas released 4 hostages for humanitarian reasons with nothing in return. Israel, of course, did not do that.
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God bless my dear friend & colleague,
@bobsaget
.
Funny, nice, great father & friend. For years, he had a comedy show to raise funds for scleroderma, a horrible disease his sister passed away from, far too young. Everyone helped. We all loved Bob.
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After reading this, I pray Israel wipes out Hamas and frees the Palestinians in Gaza and the Israelis, living in fear, with these murdering terrorists.
Cease fire????
Fuck you!!!!
#IstandwithIsrael
Palestinian terrorists didn’t just rape the women.
In at least one insane— a woman was tied to a bed, raped, and then — “a knife stuck in her vagina and all her internal organs removed.”
#October7
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Elon Musk just built the most valuable car company in the world. And you’re telling him, he doesn’t understand, what??????
Here's what Elon Musk fails to understand:
Much of a corporations' value lies in their workers — their knowledge, skills, and ideas.
When he fired half of Twitter’s workforce and drove off even more, he wasn't “cutting costs.”
He was actively destroying what he bought.
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From the river to the sea,
Israel will always be!
No matter what you say,
Israel is here to stay!!!
Stick that up your ass, Hamas lovers!!!
#IstandwithIsrael
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All you Hamas lovers might want to quit "X"
now!
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It's a war, not genocide.
The IDF could wipe out all of Gaza in two seconds.
How about you condemn Hamas, demand return of the hostages, recognize Israel's right to exist, and then live peacefully.
Israeli's would help you build your democratic country so you could be mutually…
43 days into the ongoing genocide, and 75 years since the Nakba, the gentle call for Israel, the occupying power, to adhere to International Humanitarian Law must STOP. Israel is actively and willingly committing war crimes and crimes against humanity. Demand accountability
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Please watch if you don't understand Israel's response. After seeing footage of the massacre of October 7, Chris Cuomo has an epiphany.
"It's either us or them."
Today I was among the journalists who have attended a private screening of the raw footage of October 7th and I want to express to you what I saw since it’s not been made public. It’s been a very heavy day. A decision was made that Jews are less than human, and treated that way…
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Yes. And as I've said before, any innocent civilians being killed in war is horrible, Israeli or Palestinians. They're all people.
I have nothing against Palestinians.
I am against murderers and terrorists, like Hamas.
But there is a difference between genocide and war.…
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The definition of the word,
"Chutzpah!"
As a member of Congress, I voted NO against a resolution condemning antisemitism and recognizing the right of our ally, Israel, to exist.
Then, a few days later, wished the same people, Happy Hanukkah.
It would be laughable, if you're…
Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish neighbors in
#12thDistrictStrong
and beyond.
May this be a time of love and community for you and your loved ones.
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Yes. The United States is aligned with Israel, our Democratic ally,
not Hamas, a terrorist organization who broke a two year cease fire, murdered at least 1,200 innocent civilians, and took 240 civilian hostages back with them. So they could start a never ending war with Israel…
John Oliver on the U.S. responsibility in Israel’s actions: “I’m talking about America, because this country has emphatically picked a side. In recent years, we’ve given Israel $3.8 billion a year in military aid… it means we’re heavily implicated”
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I took your advice and showed your tweet to a smart friend of mine, as you claim I am too dumb to understand you.
He's a Jewish doctor, renowned as one of the best neurologists in the United States, for the last 40 years.
He said to tell you that you're an idiot.
No, Jon, I didn’t make up the definition. Someone named Raphael Lemkin did. There’s also a legal definition of the term. I feel bad trying to talk to someone like you about this bc it means you’re going to have to bother a smart friend who can translate this for you. So let’s
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Thanks the review and advice!
You’re right! I do need to step my game up!
My pathological liar character can’t hold a candle to you!
Loved your “Jew-ish”
joke. One of my favorites I do all the time!
I have now been enshrined in late night TV history with all these impersonations, but they are all TERRIBLE so far. Jon Lovitz is supposed to be one of the greatest comedians of all time and that was embarrassing— for him not me! These comedians need to step their game up.
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Lying and saying you voted against a bill denouncing antisemitism and recognizing Israel's right to exist.
(You voted "present".
Which is a non vote. But just as bad)
Being censured by all your colleagues for being antisemitic.
(I guess they misunderstood you.)
Not just…
Opposing the policies of the government of Israel and Netanyahu’s extremism is not antisemitic. Speaking up for human rights and a ceasefire to save lives should never be condemned.
I voted against H. Res. 894.
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If this is accurate, you'd think you'd learn not to start wars with Israel.
Try peace.
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To all the morons who post hate on my feed and hate Israel and the Jews...
Who are you going to blame next for your miserable lives?
Have fun staying a victim and wanting the government to wipe your ass for you!
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Thank you,
@Schwarzenegger
Thank you
@Schwarzenegger
for meeting with the families of the Israeli hostages being held in Gaza by Hamas terrorists.
You are a true friend.
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You're repetitive and weak insults about my intelligence reveal your own stupidity and lack of a cohesive argument.
You're a Jew, defending Hamas.
It doesn't get any dumber than that.
You win.
No, Jon, I didn’t make up the definition. Someone named Raphael Lemkin did. There’s also a legal definition of the term. I feel bad trying to talk to someone like you about this bc it means you’re going to have to bother a smart friend who can translate this for you. So let’s
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Well....
half my interview was cut from
@danabrams
live.
Which is their prerogative.
I told the truth about Israel and what the protesters either lie about, leave out or are ignorant of history.
Another time, I'll tell the whole truth.
Israel is fighting Hamas, not the…
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You want a ceasefire?
Hamas has broken the cease fire, TWICE!!!
Side with America!
Condemn Hamas!
Opposing the policies of the government of Israel and Netanyahu’s extremism is not antisemitic. Speaking up for human rights and a ceasefire to save lives should never be condemned.
I voted against H. Res. 894.
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Again...
it's not genocide, it's war.
You remain a secular Jew defending Hamas.
Shame.
Hey
@realjonlovitz
&
@RubinReport
: why don't you debate former Chief Prosecutor of the ICC since you're so sure Israel isn't committing genocide?
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You couldn’t fucking wait to get this out, before you make sure his family knows, you pieces of shit?
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Thank you
@piersmorgan
for having me on your show, again!
Hope you feel better soon!
"Imagine if there was a group that in the KKK and then they said that about African Americans?"
Actor Jon Lovitz discusses the US academics refuting claims of not combating antisemitism in universities.
@realjonlovitz
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@piersmorgan
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@TalkTV
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#PMU
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Yes, I'm Jewish and for Israel. What a shock.
@realjonlovitz
omg you are a zionist. Charlie Sheen really does mingle with a degraded crowd.
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God bless Carl Weathers. A wonderful actor and athlete. I got to know him years ago. He hosted SNL and was so great to work with. So great in Rocky. And such a nice guy. Another good guy, gone. This is very sad news. God bless him and his family.
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Why not talk to the 500,000 Palestinians who went to work everyday in Israel?
Or the the 1.8 million Arab Israeli citizens?
Good advice!
@realjonlovitz
Why not go to Israel and tell them you're Palestinian, and then beg for your life as they bomb everyone you ever knew?
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The Son of Hamas,
Mason Hassan Yousef,
The most qualified person in the world, to tell the truth about the terrorist group, Hamas,
has been censored on "X".
Why?????????
Because he is pro Israel?
Don't silence the truth!!!
Reinstate him, now!!!
#IStandWithIsrael
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I have said it at least three times or more.
Of course I feel empathy for the innocent civilians, Israeli or Palestinian, being killed.
It's war and war is horrific.
You want a ceasefire. You are ignoring the fact there was a ceasefire that Hamas broke, on October 7.
They…
@realjonlovitz
Have your feelings truly not changed at all? When the IDF continues to murder the people you call your own, not a sliver of empathy for them, or their families BEGGING for a ceasefire?
How safe you must feel hiding in the West while demanding slaughter from your desk chair.
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I can't believe it.
Another self loathing Jew.
Nice to meet you!
@realjonlovitz
At the twilight of a long career performing hackneyed American Jewish stereotypes before easily amused gentile audiences, Jon Likudnitz dedicated his final act to spouting predictable defenses of a far-away apartheid colony that had spent the past month butchering over 8000 kids
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Oh, look. Another idiot lying and ignoring what Hamas did. FYI: Hamas wants to wipe out all Jews, world wide AND non Muslims! Way to support your enemy.
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In a nutshell.
@BernieUpstateNY
@truth_campaign
@DemMaj4Israel
@realjonlovitz
This is what happens when you go to your neighbors and start killing and raping and kidnapping them. War is declared. Bad things happen in war. You want a ceasefire because you think that's going to change something it won't. And you know nothing of the history of the region
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No, she's not.
Best example of a person who is born Jewish and is against her own people.
I've never seen it this bad.
Look at her page. It's full of Jewish loathing and disgust.
It's bad enough when you have to fight antisemitism against others, but against a Jewish person?…
@leekern13
@kthalps
Katie I'm not Jewish so forgive me for asking. But are you actually Jewish?
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If you look at my tweets, I have said, and I'll say it again..
It is tragic when any innocent civilians, Israeli or Palestinian are killed.
It is war.
A war Hamas deliberately started.
And war is horrible.
@Adam_Baumel
@realjonlovitz
Show me where Lovitz celebrates Palestinian deaths? Was he out on the street ululating and passing out Baklawa?
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Penny Marshall was great to me, personally and professionally. She looked out for me from my first day at SNL. Gave me a movie career, made sure I learned my lines for SNL, let me live at her house. Like my second Mom. Loved her.A warm, wonderful person. God bless her. RIP.
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Yes. I can deny genocide because you and she clearly don't understand the meaning of the word.
It is Hamas who has stated they want to wipe out all the Jews in the world, like the Nazis with their "Final Solution".
@realjonlovitz
She’s great actually. You can do your genocide denial without trying to sic the dogs on Jewish women who simply don’t want thousands of innocents to be killed by a right wing ethnostate.
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Here's the usual horseshit reason people are antisemitic.
"Oh, you're chosen by God? You think you're better than everyone else?"
No. It's the first group of people who had CHOSEN to believe in one God, the spirit of life which connects us all, and the Ten Commandments.
Get…
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Happy now?
A deli owner in Philadelphia is to blame?
How stupid can you get?
(Here come the bots!)
#IStandWithIsrael
No anti riot police were dispatched.
No arrests were made.
No repercussions.
This is YOUR failure
@PhillyMayor
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And you're a Socialist, asking strangers to pay your electric bills.
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Exactly!
For the umpteenth time: If Israel’s enemies laid down their weapons tomorrow, there’d be no more war. If Israel laid down its weapons tomorrow, there’d be no more Israel.
The Middle East, in a nutshell.
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Could you be more of a jerk and antisemite if you tried? I don't think so.
And Israel was attacked and is fighting back.
That's the opposite of a victim,
Shmuck.
@realjonlovitz
So by
@realjonlovitz
logic if I'm brutally attacked by a Jew and I manage to break his nose in retaliation, then it's only because he's Jewish that I swung back?
#AlwaysTheVictim
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Stop spreading lies about me.
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Yes I'm still alive.
Thanks to American doctors, not crappy Canadian ones like yourself!
Things you never hear in the United States:
"I'm going to Canada for my operation!"
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Please share the truth about Hamas.
#IStandWithIsrael
Perhaps the single greatest defense of Israel on videos since the start of the war my buddy and brother
@robertfkennedyjr
. I sent him this note - “I am not exaggerating, Bobby, when I tell you that this might just be the single greatest defense of Israel on video since the start…
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This was a blast to do!
37 years ago today, SNL gave us the gift of the alternate ending of It’s A Wonderful Life
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@danacarvey
@realjonlovitz
@WilliamShatner
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Here we go again.
Another antisemitic Jew.
Congratulations!
Have fun living in Gaza.
They'll kill you in two seconds.
@realjonlovitz
You're a Jew who turned into a Nazi that wants to wipe out the resistance to an occupation in the name of a nationalist political movement.
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Now, here is a woman who is Muslim & recognizes Israel's right to exist.
Which is what this war is about. Survival.
Fighting back against evil Hamas.
I am not against Palestinians or Muslims.
No one mentions the 500,000 Palestinians coming to Israel everyday, for work…
At an anti-Israel, anti-Jew protest in DC some days ago, I stood at a table run by socialists, and a young man said, “I like your hoodie.”
I froze.
He was the first in the crowd of about 200,000 to spot the familiar green and yellow of my Israeli Defense Forces hoodie. As a…
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Oh. Ok.
I didn't realize YOU created the definition of the word.
My mistake.
Keep defending Hamas.
@RubinReport
@briebriejoy
@realjonlovitz
@robbysoave
Reduction of population is not required to fulfill the definition of genocide.
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It still hasn’t crossed your mind that we were making fun of you? Because of your constant lying? And that maybe, you should stop? Nope!!!
I have now been enshrined in late night TV history with all these impersonations, but they are all TERRIBLE so far. Jon Lovitz is supposed to be one of the greatest comedians of all time and that was embarrassing— for him not me! These comedians need to step their game up.
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And this is from Hamas, the guys who broke the ceasefire. This is the idiotic mentality Israel is fighting.
And they're fighting a war Hamas deliberately started when they broke a two year cease fire and massacred 1200 Israelis.
Now they say Netanyahu is responsible for the…
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It's "You're AN idiot."
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@PatriciaHeaton
Thank you for your support of Israel. It means a lot to me and millions of Jewish people around the world.
We are seeing you and appreciating you tremendously.
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The UN is against Israel for years. I wouldn't believe anything they say. And you just made up that 20 times figure.
@realjonlovitz
The UN report disputes your claims that Israel provided effective notification to Gaza civilians. They also failed to secure evacuation corridors. It was all for show. Israel's apparent objective was to murder 20 times more innocents than Hamas did. Israel succeeded.
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On a side note...
I'm at the Raleigh Improv this week.
Thursday- Sunday,
Nov. 30-December 3
Hope you can go! It'll be a nice respite from these stressful times!
Tickets:
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A 25 year old man asked me for cash. I said, “You’re to young to be begging. Get a job.”
He said “OK, boomer.”
I said, “”OK, lazy fuck!”
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Hmmmm...
Or, two people worked their ass off to achieve their dream careers. Then met and admired each other’s accomplishments. And then one asked for a favor and did it. And the other one asked for a favor and did it. Gladly.
@realjonlovitz
A privileged white man extended privilege to a privileged white man. How interesting. 😝
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You do understand... or maybe you don't.
Hamas broke a ceasefire to create a never ending war. They want this. They don't care about these people. They've said it.
Hamas told these people to stay home so they could get killed.
Israel is allowing people to leave, so they won't…
What are the odds these residents are allowed to return to whatever is left of their homes? Do you understand what we’re witnessing here?
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Sorry. I just believe what Martin Luther King said, judge a person by the content of their character and NOT the color of their skin.
That’s how I was raised. I’m not changing.
@realjonlovitz
It’s easy to not look at race, when you’re not treated badly due to the color of your own skin.
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Exactly!
@justin4all2
@mark_vipey7
@realjonlovitz
Israel didn’t partition the land, the UN did. The Arabs refused to have a state.
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Please share this if you are for
Israel and to anyone who is for Hamas, or saying Free Palestine, from the river to the sea.
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Well, this just sucks about James Caan. I was lucky enough to work with him & be friends. Always a fun guy to be around. He was always supportive of my career. He even did a cameo in my tv special and got Robert Duvall to be in it. A highlight of my career. God bless James Caan.
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The definition of the word "idiot". Sadly....
Sadly, when someone now tells me they’re an Israeli I have to wonder if they’re the genocide ethnic cleansing supporting type or a good guy. I imagine this is how people viewed Germans after WW2, are they a Nazi or not? This new association is forever a stain on Israelis and…
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I’ve seen innocent friends lose their careers.
It’s enough.
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Everything you just said is a total lie.
@realjonlovitz
Amazing how all of you blindly support a fucking genocide that is happening in Gaza only because the US is ally of Israel. And by the way, that is NOT a democratic country. They are imprisoning Palestinians just for being Palestinians, they are racist towards any non-Jewish.
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Can’t wait to see Eddie Murphy hosting
@nbcsnl
tonight!!!
It’s going to be so great!!!!
#EddieMurphySNL
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No. She is a liar and dangerous. You can think I'm a creep all you want. Someone has to stand up to her and I'm Jewish and she's lying about me and my relatives. So, no. She's a congresswoman and supposed to represent the United States, not just herself.
@realjonlovitz
I loved The Critic, but can you stop harassing America's only Palestinian Congresswoman. Kind of creepo behavior
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Seems like you’re the one bringing up the race and religion of these Congressmen and Congresswomen.
When he calls 6 members of Congress—all women of color or Jewish—“savages,” he wants you to think of them as less than human. Like when he calls immigrants an “infestation” and says "no human being" would want to live in Baltimore. We can’t be surprised when violence follows.
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Hope everyone is healthy!
Found this photo on the internet! 35 years ago.. first SNL show w/
Madonna as host... first cast bow onstage.. check out the cast & where they are today! Crazy!
Oct. 3, 1985
The day my life changed, forever!
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This is what we're fighting against.
Hamas.
Cowards.
Hiding behind innocent Palestinian civilians, and they don't care if they're killed.
#IStandwithIsrael
🎥 GRAPHIC DETAILS
I recorded a reaction video after watching the 47 minute compilation of Hamas atrocities. It’s in 3 segments as it’s 25 mins long & I had to take a couple of breathers. No one must be allowed to intellectualise these crimes into legitimacy. Pure evil.
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Ha! Another lie!
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My whole career, other Jews won’t hire me because I’m “too Jewish.”
Today, I was told by a Jewish director I wasn’t “Jewish enough” to play a Hasidic rabbi!
And yesterday, I was hired by a non-Jewish director to play... no joke....
Santa Claus!!!
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Finally!!!
You’re honest about something!!!
I have now been enshrined in late night TV history with all these impersonations, but they are all TERRIBLE so far. Jon Lovitz is supposed to be one of the greatest comedians of all time and that was embarrassing— for him not me! These comedians need to step their game up.
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And another antisemite!
Hello!
@realjonlovitz
You stand with Israel? Are you a fucking moron? You mean the murdering apartheid state? Is that what you're referring too?
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No, it's not bad form.
It's a lovely gesture.
And thank you for your support. We need it.
@OliLondonTV
I have a question… is it bad form for a Christian to wear a star of David or the symbol that she has? Just just wondering because I would really love to show my support that way. I hope no one takes offense to my question.
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Uh- No.
Israel's response was to tell Palestinian civilians to leave, where they'd be bombing Hamas and Hamas told them to stay and prevented them from leaving.
War has no proportions. It's war.
@realjonlovitz
Hamas killed 1400 Israelis, and Israel’s response was to kill 4,000 children and 6,000 Palestinian adults.
That’s a disproportionate response.
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From the man who really knows Palestine, Hamas and Israel.
The man who lived it.
The son of Hamas.
Why are Palestinians suffering?
1-Their violence,
They bully Israel, and somehow, every time! Israel beat them up. Then they quickly become the victim. 70 years of repetition.
2-Their denial that Israel has been rooted in this part of the world for centuries. Way before…
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My final word..
@kthalps
From the son of the cofounder of Hamas.
Who knows way more about the truth of Hamas than anyone.
Eradicate terrorists, incentive immigration, open wall to Sinai, free motorcycles, cultural enrichment for Cairo, Amman, Istanbul, Damascus. For some residency, no citizenship (American Samoa model), Jordanians go home, completely eradicate all hate indoctrination.
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Well, if you're trying to commit genocide and wipe everyone out, you don't wait three weeks for them to evacuate. You don't drop pamphlets and send text messages to leave where you'll be bombing Hamas.
And you don't have 4 hour daily cease fires so people can leave and not be…
@realjonlovitz
So you’re logic is that it’s not genocide because they’re doing it slowly? Whilst lying? And targeting journalists, doctors and humanitarians? Ok 👌🏼 Pretending to “look” for Hamas whilst killing the populations children and it’s infrastructure, forcing them off their land. Ok 👍🏼
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God bless all the soldiers who gave up their lives for us. And God bless my buddy Phil Hartman- gone 19 years ago today.
#Neverforget
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When they start calling you names and attempt insults, you know you're on the right track.
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Yes! It's shocking! Everything has flip flopped!
When did that happen?
@MichaelRapaport
@realjonlovitz
Have you noticed that the conservatives are the most sympathetic to your cause? Starting to notice how your friends on the left are the worst offenders?
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I know a lot of comedians. And most of them aren't funny offstage. Martin Short is a great comedian. And one of the funniest offstage as well.
He's not trying to be funny! He is funny! It's his natural state.
Martin isn't funny?
& Usain Bolt is slow.
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Thank God! I can use the break!
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Megan Kelley at Fox quoted this tweet but thinks I'm you!
"Comedian Jon Lovett said..."
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