Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸
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fish eggs ‘n bubble wine 𓅃
Lincoln, NE
Joined May 2018
management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?.
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genuinely very funny when you're trying so hard to sound tough that you end up sounding like a huge pussy. like, ok dowager countess we'll use the good fish forks next time the dauphin of clermont-ferrand visits the manor house.
Desecrating American soil by waving a foreign flag in defiance of our law enforcement is an OUTRAGE. We will relentlessly pursue our mission to deport criminal illegal aliens and restore America’s sovereignty.
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there's only one way to prove it, mike. show us your faith.
Mike Johnson: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
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for dinner last night i ate 5 sweet potatoes and a quart of chocolate milk and today i had pepperonis and grapes and some protein powder and jesus i have the worst most painful gas. every fart feels like i'm rectally extruding fiberglass insulation. in case you were wondering.
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i was born in soda territory but now i say pop because it just stopped sounding weird one day.
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yesterday is the only day you can repost this.
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does it really count as unveiling if they're all the same gold silver and bronze? like yeah, ok, round, ribbon for being a necklace, one of three tones. make them edible or something or put a skull with a snake coming out of the eyehole and then i'll be excited about it.
🏅 Organizers of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics unveiled the medals that will be awarded to athletes during the Games
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pls help me find birdfish, i fell asleep and couldn't find it again.
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fell asleep with whatever my wife was watching on youtube playing on the bedroom tv and woke up groggy and there's a documentary on with a british guy talking and all of a sudden a fish jumps out of the ocean and catches a fucking bird and i can't find it.
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wen u can imagine fog full of dinosaurs and child eating sewer clown shapeshifters and kathy bates but u can't imagine a list of rich perverts.
The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
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having spent some time in the area between orlando and miami, i would be willing to bet at least 75 of those deaths happened after they decided to go squarshin pennies.
NEW: @MiamiHerald / @WLRN investigation reveals 182 people have been struck and killed by Brightline trains. While key safety measures are delayed, Brightline remains the deadliest passenger train in U.S. We compared with other railroads to explain why.
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this news sucks and/or blows.
Genevieve O’Reilly, Denise Gough, Adria Arjona, and Elizabeth Dulau did not receive #Emmys nominations for their work in ANDOR Season 2 😔
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swallowing 10 bags of these and then vomiting them up at dinner as a party trick.
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mer crinsmiss smnow posspom.
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vaxxed?.
Fauja Singh, the world’s oldest marathoner, died at 114 after being hit by a car in his Punjab village. Known as the “Turbaned Tornado,” he rose to fame at 89 by smashing records at the London Marathon and inspiring runners worldwide.
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Source: sale of Rays to Patrick Zalupski's group for about $1.7B expected to go final as soon as September. Team likely to remain in Tampa area. With @Ken_Rosenthal
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well, this is starting to blow up so i'll probably mute once the ai bluechecks start arriving, but free palestine, fuck ice and protect trans people, not necessarily in that order.
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this is the life i want. dressed in all black and mourning my dear edgar by the sea.
A woman staring at the sea in front of Cliff House, San Francisco. Photographed in 1900.
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museums should have an option on their websites or apps to see the back of a painting
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