Lied to me twice in two days then charged me $93 for greasing some slider pins & 15 minutes of labor. #boycott Swift Lube on Pine Island Road, Cape Coral, FL

Kevin McCarthy is a dipshit wrapped in a dumbass wrapped in an asshat.

I will never, for the life of me, EVER be able to nail down exactly HOW we went from Barack Obama to THIS muthaf*cka. Fat, orange, lyin’, cheatin’, stealin’ every muthaf*ckin’ thing that ain’t nailed down, Nazi, drug addicted, lyin’ azz sack of sh*t, muthaf*cka.

Attorney General William Barr must resign or be impeached immediately

Attorney General Barr should resign. He misled the American people with his inaccurate summary of Mueller’s report. Then he misled the Congress when he denied knowledge of Mueller’s concerns. How can he be trusted to impartially administer justice? Short answer: He can’t.

FRIDAY: @BillMaher will be LIVE with Andrew McCabe, @SenatorTester, @jheil, @JessicaYellin + @AndrewGillum on #RealTime @HBO!

By the way, now we know that New York State has been sitting on sealed Trump-related indictments all along. Paul Manafort can’t be the only one.

I receive death threats on a regular basis. Every political commentator does. Mind blowing that Jacob Wohl is such a compulsive fraudster, he felt compelled to fake a death threat and report it to law enforcement, when he could have just reported the real ones he surely receives.

Things just got ugly between Donald and Ivanka Trump

Nothing in FL should be named after this man.

Got a preview of the big announcement. So excited and proud of @AndrewGillum.

BREAKING: Mueller's sentencing memo on Manafort is due midnight tonight. It is expected to include lots of details about Manafort’s crimes that have not been revealed yet. I’ve been told by a former federal prosecutor this morning that it could be “devastating” to Trump’s circle.

Judge doesn’t throw Roger Stone in jail, instead hands him an even worse punishment –

Roger Stone melts down during disastrous court hearing –

"Do you still believe the President could be a Russian asset?" Anderson Cooper "I think it's possible. I think that's why we started our investigation, and I'm really anxious to see where Mueller concludes that," Fmr FBI Dir McCabe said. Trump needs to resign or be impeached.

Donald Trump is getting eaten alive

Somebody asked me recently why I put an American flag emoji next to my name and the answer is simple: True patriots resist presidents who conspire against America. 🇺🇸