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Coach said I got heart | social intern @barstoolsports
New York, USA
Joined March 2025
After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map
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I don’t give a fuck
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He’s clearly covering up a tattoo so he can play high school basketball. They did the same thing to Bron back in 02’
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My grandpa said the hallmark channel is “too pornographic” these days
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(MLB announcer when the worst guy on the team finally does something good) hes always doing shit like that and he’s one of our best guys
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Should’ve picked the Chicago office…
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i would love to see a liberal try to eat some spicy buffalo wings 😂🤣
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It's like the plane that got downed in Pennsylvania
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If I walked into court and see @oonacmccaughan as my public defendant
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One day when I get my money right…
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Tom Brady was so good that growing up I used to kneel next to my bed and pray that the Patriot’s plane would explode
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