💙💙Champions Of The World 💙💙
@Sir_Menace
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Just another angry black man.
Stamford Bridge
Joined July 2012
Europeans only beach. No blacks allowed. 🪧
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This is why I thank God every time I get home safely because the people we drive with really worry me.
I don’t understand 🥹 when I put gear 4, the car lowers its speed but when I put gear 3 everything is smooth 🥺✋🏾these people swapped numbers shame!
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Biggest UCL moment in Arsenal history is a free kick in a QF
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This is Ekitike against Southampton In a Carabao preliminary round. 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂
Shameless Chelsea players celebrating beating Liverpool as if they have won the Champions League. Lol 😆😆😆😆
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A Story : Take 1 - Declan Rice: the only DM who needs another DM behind him. But hey, don’t question it, he’s world class. He probably needs another DM on the pitch for emotional support. And apparently, DM stats don’t apply to him because...... reasons. You’d think it’s
Caicedo is better than Rice Arsenal fans : "We dominate the games so Rice doesn't have to defend much" Ok, so on the ball Enzo is better than Rice Arsenal fans : "Enjoy your pre season trophy and UECL😂"
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Against Arsenal. Against Chelsea.
There’s no footballer at Chelsea football club right now that’s better than any Arsenal player. Position for position. I mean None. - This season. The difference and levels will be made very clear. Crystal clear.
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Incase u forgot ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ I'll remind you ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ that ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ THE WORLD CHAMPIONS HUMILIATED THE LOCAL CHAMPIONS JUST FEW DAYS AGO!!!!
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It's easy to be wheat self-sufficient when 2/3rds of your population are living in South Africa
When we say we are one of only two African countries that are wheat self-sufficient i.e Zimbabwe and Ethiopia. We mean it.
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Kai Havertz and Noni Madueke walked straight into their XI btw
Lmao Caicedo won’t start in Arsenal’s team.
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Hilarious how Rice has a worse ground duel success rate than Enzo Fernandez (on lower volume) and he’s still considered an elite defender Might be the biggest discrepancy ever between perception and reality
Caicedo is better at Rice at receiving back to goal but for me that’s about it
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Steven Gerrard handed in a transfer request to go to Chelsea, but he and his family were threatened, forcing him to stay at Liverpool. Loyalty. ❤️
Steven Gerrard turned down Real Madrid, Inter, Bayern, PSG, Chelsea, United to stay at Liverpool. Loyalty. ❤️
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So are South African women, so clock it.🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾
& South African men are too homophobic to be participating in queer culture 👍🏽.
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please man, there’s nothing romantic about viewing birthday wishes in HDMI.
This is why I say men are the worst and most expensive people to gift. They ain’t about that romantic ish. A guy who cares for you will go along with it and appreciate it but if it ain’t a PlayStation or flying them to a Premiere League match they won’t be satisfied.
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Mavuso isn’t selling bro. Its extortion 😂 You don’t agree a price, you are told how much it is or you face the consequences.
Can I play the devil’s advocate? Why don’t Mavuso girls communicate beforehand like any other prostitute 🤷🏿♂️ “Bhuti I’m here for work and this is how much the night is going to cost you” Wouldn’t that eliminate these misunderstandings?!
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You stay longer in hospital if you wear pyjamas, I’m not taking that risk sorry
Gents buy pyjamas hey, right now there’s a broer in hospital ka two piece ya redbat cause he doesn’t have pjs.
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Every season it's Caicedo that performs. At the end of the season it's Declan Rice that'll make the XI. But we understand the passports issue though
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Kintsugi and My Love are fighting for number 1
Ekse, 2025 Songs of the Year are.. 1. Sooks - Kintsugi 2. Dwson - New Day 3. Kudbeu & Kana - One By One 4. All bootlegs by D.General 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. …Or kanjani?
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Ekse, 2025 Songs of the Year are.. 1. Sooks - Kintsugi 2. Dwson - New Day 3. Kudbeu & Kana - One By One 4. All bootlegs by D.General 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. …Or kanjani?
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Chelsea will never do this us and the funny part, I'm not even lying😭😭😭
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You're Nigerian. Your country doesn't even broadcast their own domestic league
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