@SirOpsALot
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I like Big Data and I cannot lie. Distributed systems whisperer, Linux sage, Cloud shaper. @[email protected]
MA, USA
Joined August 2008
Hey friends if you're looking for me on other socials you can find me at SirOpsALot#2098 on discord and SirOpsALot@hachyderm.io If I'm on any other platform it should be as SirOpsALot
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the feds swooped in and literally seized a plane-load of ppv that MA had purchased on its own because of the govt's failure to do ANYTHING. how is all this shit just being memory-holed?
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Me today
Shouting a battle cry, you catapult yourself off of the platform.
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Shouting a battle cry, you catapult yourself off of the platform.
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not sure if the HP video game really revived interest in the series or if everyone is just being really lazy this year and choosing wizard as their Halloween costume.
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Lol an archaeology website had a AI write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description.
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Starting today, Minnesota will offer students free breakfast and lunch at school. Β Here in Minnesota, we will not allow our kids to go hungry.
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If a regular civil servant took something with those markings home and did this, DOJ would tie them up and slowly lower them into a vat of acid
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from now on i will be describing any buggy software i write as "malfunctioning due to force majeure"
While most of the cross-chain routes of Multichain protocol are functioning well, some of the cross-chain routes are unavailable due toΒ force majeure, and the time for service to resume is unknown. After service is restored, pending transactions will be credited automatically.
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raise your paw if u ran out of straws a long time ago
New bombshell reporting about Clarence Thomas accepting lavish gifts from a GOP billionaire appears to be the last straw for some Democrats. (via @MaddowBlog)
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when you get a bunch of Musk-blue checks in your mentions, that's a bought swarm
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BREAKING NEWS: Former President Donld Trump has died at age 76 after reaching for an officers gun during his arrest today
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