Sip McDrinky
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Kansas City
Joined February 2011
"I don't care what you call your town. Name it after fucking ham, if you want." http://t.co/POd2QnQ1ug
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I’m A Lazy, Middle-Class Intellectual and I Don’t Appreciate Greg Graffin Criticizing My Parenting
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Now that I’ve grown into a so-called “lazy, middle-class intellectual” with a 21st Century Digital Boy of my own, I’d like to address his criticism of my parenting.
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When you want to rage against the Rage Against the Machine machine.
My listeners came up with the idea we'd love to hear Rage Against The Machine unplugged and bluegrassed up: Jaw harp, stand up bass, washboard, banjo/ukelele...
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Go ahead, rest of the world, keep using the metric system. We win.
A "relatively rare" sighting was discovered this week: A massive stingray nearly the length of Travis Kelce, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end and Taylor Swift's rumored beau.
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Anyone interested in donating $ for a bracelet, earrings, etc? I can leave it in an envelope for pick up @ Unkcorked in OP at the Apex @ City Center anytime after 3 today through Sunday. Venmo/PayPal: @sharper0311 Tell me which one you want!
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Wherever he ends up tonight in this wide and wild world, I bet his plug is still unned.
Sadly Trevvor had to cancel playing tonight but we are still keeping the party alive! We have $3 Mexican beers and $5 Margaritas all day/night!
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HEY KANSAS CITY! You guys know I wouldn't launch this book with anyone but you. Come have some real life Midwestern Conversation with me at The Bird Comedy Theater on April 11 at 6pm! RSVP here: https://t.co/NIEHgxUS9Q
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On Friday, I learned so much about horses it's not even funny! ...ok, it was kind of funny...
New Masterclass live later today! Here's a recap of last time's enlightenment. 7pm cet over at https://t.co/91KSWU4sSd
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Sometimes you get an itch that only spicy potato noodles can scratch.
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KANSAS CITY!!!!! YOU have a chance to help! @kindness_city wants to help provide Thanksgiving meals to two families! RT for awareness! If you want to donate, venmo any amount to assist to @lrpeterson01 Know of a family that could use this? DM our account!
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