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@SimplyPaul

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53, back as Erotic Trade Only features editor, writer, geocacher, photographer, PHEV & classic car owner, YouTube addict atheist t-total veggie orphan

Aylesbury, Bucks, UK
Joined February 2009
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
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This is a genuine disaster πŸ˜”
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
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Pizza Hut to close 68 restaurants in UK with loss of about 1,200 jobs
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@julianHjessop
Julian Jessop πŸŽ—
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Fiendishly cunning... πŸ˜‰
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
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I think this was ok. #Wordle 1,584 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
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I think this was ok. #Wordle 1,584 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
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Not what I hoped for, but ok. #Wordle 1,583 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
2 days
A strange strategy gets results. #Wordle 1,582 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
2 days
A strange strategy gets results. #Wordle 1,582 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@youwouldntpost
performative male
4 days
arguably a top 10 line delivery of the series
@Criminalsimpson
Criminalsimpsons
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Milhouse, give him back his soul I've got work tomorrow.
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
4 days
Sigh. #Wordle 1,581 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
5 days
Ouch. #Wordle 1,580 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@TheLittleWaster
Rameses Niblick III
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It's doubtful the flag offends many people, it's the halfwitted, roundabout painters that are weaponising it that offend people.
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
6 days
Not happy but life goes on. #Wordle 1,579 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
6 days
Not happy but life goes on. #Wordle 1,579 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@Parody_PM
Parody Keir Starmer
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Poor Tommy Robinson. What possible reason could the border police have had for stopping a known criminal who is being investigated by HMRC from taking Β£13,000 in cash abroad while driving a Bentley that wasn’t his and refusing to answer their questions? It’s an outrage!
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@SimplyPaul
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Happy with that. #Wordle 1,578 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@JayinKyiv
Jay in Kyiv
8 days
British and US politicians being paid by Russia to rip apart their societies should be much bigger news than it is. And penalties MUCH higher.
@gregbagwell
Greg Bagwell
9 days
Nathan Gill was convicted on 26 Sept. On 29 Sept Zia Yusuf denied anyone in the Reform leadership knew him. Finally, 11 days later, Nigel Farage admits to knowing him for over 20 years and says he is stunned. So stunned that he stayed completely silent for 2 whole weeks….
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@SimplyPaul
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πŸ€” #Wordle 1,577 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
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πŸ€” #Wordle 1,577 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
8 days
Late night transcription - approaching deadline. I feel like a spy, listening to recordings taken from a microphone hidden in the chandelier in the suite below. I should be hunched over (βœ…), wearing a crumpled suit (❌), and smoking (❌).
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@SimplyPaul
Paul Smith
8 days
Well played Facebook. Well played.
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