Simple Jack Capital👨🦯📉
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Simple/Dumb. Trade with your heart not your brain. All trading strategies are derived from a robust zero step process.
This Is Not Investment Advice
Joined October 2019
When you see your boss at the bar at 2pm on a Friday after you both said you were working from home
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NYC shouldn’t be affordable for all, it should be a playground for the rich and good looking
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Want a FREE 12oz Coffee Bag? Just pay postage.......
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BREAKING NEWS: Mamdani has announced an additional 2% tax on anyone wearing Barbour
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When you ask a finance bro why he’s still wearing his branded vest even though its 120 degrees outside
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Being on a US airbase during an Iranian missile attack is safer than riding the subway in NYC
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“AHHH I’M THE FORDOW NUCLEAR FACILITY IN IRAN AND I DON’T WORK ANYMORE AHHH!”
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Elon: I love Trump Trump: Elon is a great guy Elon: Trump: Elon: Actually you know what? Pedophile Trump: Marines to LA
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Liberals about to flip from burning to buying Teslas again
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Sir a second Mexican ship has hit the Brooklyn Bridge
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Trump taking credit for the tariff-pause stock rally is like me expecting my wife to allow a golf trip because I broke up with my girlfriend
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The bad news: everyone’s 401k is getting diddled The good news: new wave of OnlyFans content about to drop
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*** Jesus came from Edessa in Syria *** Did you know that John the Baptist came from Edessa in northern Syria? Why else did the Edessan army march down to Judaea, to punish Herod Antipas for the unjust beheading of John? Yes, John the Baptist must have been a priest or prince of
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Your outie thinks tariffs are good for the economy
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20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA
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Court Bans Mom from Bringing Daughter to Church A Maine District Court has banned Emily Bickford from bringing her 12-year-old daughter to her mainstream, Evangelical church. She’s appealing before the Maine Supreme Court. Emily and her lawyer, Mat Staver of Liberty Counsel,
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Elon must’ve cut USAID to the referees. The Chiefs are getting fucking steamrolled
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