Mike Reiss
@MikeReissWriter
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Emmy Award-Winning writer for @TheSimpsons. Acclaimed public speaker.
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Joined April 2016
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RT @MikeReissWriter: HEADLINE NEWS: Dean Cain Gets Job in This Century!.
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Former Superman actor Dean Cain has revealed that he’s joining the ranks of the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency, showing his support for US President Donald Trump’s immigration...
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HEADLINE NEWS: Dean Cain Gets Job in This Century!.
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Former Superman actor Dean Cain has revealed that he’s joining the ranks of the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency, showing his support for US President Donald Trump’s immigration...
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RT @MikeReissWriter: AT THE BILLIONAIRE BONEHEADS CLUB.TRUMP: "I destroyed USAid, NPR and PBS.".DISNEY: "I ruined Star Wars, Pixar and Marv….
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AT THE BILLIONAIRE BONEHEADS CLUB.TRUMP: "I destroyed USAid, NPR and PBS.".DISNEY: "I ruined Star Wars, Pixar and Marvel.".TRUMP: "You win.".
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RT @MikeReissWriter: There's no great movies anymore. There's not even good. The best you can hope for is 'nice try'. SUPERMAN: Nice try. F….
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RT @MikeReissWriter: We stay in Lizzie Borden's house! It's Murder Week in my Substack!.Read. and subscribe!.htt….
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There's no great movies anymore. There's not even good. The best you can hope for is 'nice try'. SUPERMAN: Nice try. FANTASTIC 4: Nice try.
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RT @MikeReissWriter: MENSA JOKE MONDAY:.I just saw "Sunday in the Park with George". It was like watching paint dry.
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MENSA JOKE MONDAY:.I just saw "Sunday in the Park with George". It was like watching paint dry.
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We stay in Lizzie Borden's house! It's Murder Week in my Substack!.Read. and subscribe!.
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RT @MikeReissWriter: If Seth Macfarlane ever gets an original idea, he should have it bronzed.
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If Seth Macfarlane ever gets an original idea, he should have it bronzed.
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My FREE Substack ends October 1 -- after that, you gotta pay, baby. Check out all the fun PAID subscribers had in July:.
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In today's Substack: The Worst Olympics Ever!.READ! SUBSCRIBE!.
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Pedro Pascal is in everything and I don't like him in anything.
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RT @MikeReissWriter: The Fantastic Four spend more time talking in one room than The Breakfast Club.
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Back in Season #1 of @TheSimpsons , Matt Groening wanted Lehrer to write songs for the show. He was particularly reclusive in those days and we had no way to approach him.
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RIP Tom Lehrer. Every comedy writer of my generation adored his amazing work.
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