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What is the mapping between Robby and the Krell machine, and Caliban and Ariel?

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@ShockleyWatson
Watson Shockley Haber
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Complete opposite of the Jaguar ad!.
@EndymionYT
Endymion
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Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle promo has increased the companies worth by $300 million dollars in 24 hours. Proving yet again that putting attractive people in your ads can do wonders for your brand . To the surprise of nobody am I right? 😂
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RT @bumbadum14: I hope we keep seeing Sydney Sweeney adds everywhere for the sole purpose of triggering insane liberals .
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RT @ramzpaul: Looks like Federal judge material.
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That's a nice pair of manifolds you got there!.
@NoDMsPerfavore
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What part have we here? 😁
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The original!.
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@sweeneydailyx She will never come close the original.
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RT @Mericamemed: Thieves going to start targeting Ryobi after this
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1. Buy a bottle of cheap wine at Safeway to pour over ice cream. 2. Wife mocks me for buying cheap wine (and pouring wine over ice cream). 3. 3 or 4 days later go looking for opened bottle of cheap wine to pour over ice cream. 4. Wine all gone. Wife has guzzled it in the meantime.
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Looks like it would make a good jail to put the whole crew in!.
@capeandcowell
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The Obama library looks like a third world attempt at building a skyscraper using scrap from the dump. Wow what a hilarious eyesore
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RT @PollySpin: This is why we can't have nuclear, folks.
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RT @ramzpaul: Good to see a heartwarming story in a sea of bad news!.
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Body positivity song from the 1940s.
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Same.
@ramzpaul
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I am I a weird phase of my life where I often fine a modestly dressed woman more attractive than some half naked skank.
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It looked like something else to me . .
@Rainmaker1973
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Amazing reverse latte art.
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For some reason the Montego Bay song has been ear worming its way through my head this morning. Don't know what triggered this as I don't remember having recently heard this song. I'm talking years or maybe even decades!.
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RT @Year_of_Jubilee: Real American and daughter of historian here. Your opinion is discredited and discarded, foreigner. .
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RT @JayFivekiller: Taps the sign.
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RT @CrystalHope1979: One is taking the conversion seriously while the other is just enjoying the show! 🤣 💜
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RT @ingelramdecoucy: This is what they took from us
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RT @BrowningMachine: HILLARY:."We came, we saw, he died!".::hideous harpy cackling noises:: . They thought Kaddafi's brutal murder was funn….
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