Julia✨
@ShmuliaJulia
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just making my way through adulthood with varying degrees of success ✌🏻 (she/her)
Joined February 2013
Julia's Injury Diaries: today a mirror fell on me. It didn't smash, I am fine, but sweet christ. You couldn't write the chaos that is my life 😭
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we love Edgar Allan Poe because he portrays universal human emotions like loss, grief, unrequited love, burying your enemy alive in the cellar and being scared out of your mind by a bird.
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pros of going to the gym: feeling better, stronger etc. etc. cons of going to the gym: bonking myself in the jaw with a 10kg dumbbell
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wait what do you call it when you’re frightened because of the colour of your skin again? didn’t we come up with a word for that?
"Mayhem" at protests in several UK cities has made "people frightened because of colour of their skin", says UK policing minister Follow live
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I don’t want to work I just want to be kind and gentle and insanely hot and a little tipsy
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Being ill on a weekend shouldn't be possible, make me sick on company time or not at all
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coffee with a sweet little pastry on the side feels like romance to me
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Ok but maybe true love is my cat moving from bathing in a sunbeam so she can sit on my lap
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2024 I'm not your strongest soldier I'm just a sleepy girl, can you please CHILL
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you know a day is going badly when I don't manage to get a coffee until 11:30 🫠
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