Tens of thousands of fish washing up on the Texas shoreline. Totally normal. There’s no climate emergency or anything. Move along.

combining multiple trader joe’s frozen foods to create a meal

Hi! As we speak: - the ceo of tiktok is being interrogated by congress with intent to ban TikTok in America - anti lgbtqia legislation is being passed banning gender affirming health care & drag shows - Jim Crow era laws are being reinstated in Mississippi

Destination Fear gets canceled by @discoveryplus, then raises enough money in less than 2 hours on Kickstarter to film the series on their own. Independent content creators are the future of media. 🙌 #ProjectFear

yes!!! this is what i want from celebrities, no more “i drink lots of water” bullshit

he claims when he is President his first executive act will be to ask people to voluntarily give back their assault weapons (in exchange for ice cream) and then burn them in a big national bonfire like the spinning-wheels in Sleeping Beauty so vote for him in 2052

A policeman in Paulding County received a report of a thief, so he stopped a peaceful young man who did not show any resistance, grabbed him and violently slammed him to the ground. The victim suffered a concussion and a broken collarbone and was hospitalized for 9 days. ❌🍎

the fact that anyone who watches the show knows exactly which episode this is 😭 i remember having to close my laptop and call out of class the day i first watched

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

Hot take: I actually like when people bring up how they relate to my situation. I don’t assume they’re trying to steal the spotlight or one-up me. I see it as a person trying to help however they can by connecting & being vulnerable w me, as we should if we want community

Me 🙋🏻‍♀️

the sexual tension between me and the desire to move to a new city and start a new life

My son got a face tat. Go ahead and bottle feed, it doesn’t matter.

Kanye can get fucked and so can every right wing shithead who’s built towards normalizing this shit for years. The clips are somehow even worse than I was prepared for. Tacky ass antisemetic loser.

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i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation

I am officially no longer the Engineering Manager for the Accessibility Experience Team at Twitter. I have words. 🧵

Hey Mythical Beasts, we’re a handful of days away from Election Day. Midterms are known for low turnout. That means your vote is significantly more powerful than normal. 1/