Frank Costanza foreign policy: They don’t want us there, so, we’re going. I will correct your grammar. “90 minuti en el Bernabéu son molto longos.” 92:48
Friend from Iran: I was at the gym. Everybody was talking about what sons of bitches the Palestinians are for this. Everybody is sad about what is happening in Israel.
@KareemRifai
And don’t tell him about the Iranian children who, well, let’s say they don’t exactly have the greatest of Khameneist convictions at heart.
On Kissinger: All the things that happened when he was in government, they happened with the total consent of the Nixon cabinet and under Presidential order. They were also exactly the same as the conduct of the JFK and LBJ administrations. But only the Jew gets the scorn.
This is pathetic and disgusting. Yale Daily News editor removes lines in an op ed that said Hamas raped women and beheaded babies. Then issued an editor’s note saying those claims were unsubstantiated.
@FreeBeacon
@yarbatman
Money is fungible. This access will the money in the state budget to direct funds previously allocated to food and medicine to go into the military, nuclear program, and terrorism.
During World War II we sent a lot of money to an island nation that was not holding elections. The tyrant who suspended elections to stay in power was named Winston Churchill, the man who saved civilization and freedom.
"You're telling me we're sending $100 billion to a country that's not going to have elections"
“We’re sending $100 billion to a country that now has a president for life?”
"Does anyone remember the American Civil War? Where 600,000 people died and yet we didn't miss an
The U.S. government took 15 months to print my work authorization. Then USPS lost it. Two months later, they still won't respond. I'll believe that the U.S. government can solve climate change when it can print and post an ID card in under 12 months.
I present to the universe: TANK! (Goes by Tankie.)
Hey
@JonahDispatch
and
@KSoltisAnderson
, Tank is going to bring down your empires! (Yes, I understand the Panzer division irony.)
We will live to see a day that the missiles flying from Iran to Israel are replaced with commercial airliners. And they will land. I’ll be a frequent passenger.
Having watched this, DeSantis’s political future is far from over. All he needs are to change his voice, fix his facial expression, learn how to speak, find an appealing message, not use word salads, adopt some principles, reinvent his personality—and maybe change his name.
To be clear, the Islamic State didn’t have girls’ parents on the line so they could hear their daughters raped. They also didn’t behead babies. This is a new level of barbarism.
Reaction to the
#Israel
terror attack from
#Iran
:
Islamic Republic supporters tried to support Hamas by bringing Palestinian flags to a soccer match.
Iranian fans across the stadium chanted: “Take that Palestinian flag and shove it up your a**!”
#IraniansStandWithIsrael
I just heard the news that my grandpa died at 90. He was a loving grandpa, also a former political prisoner (as is mandatory in our family). I hadn't seen him in nearly a decade, another loved one who departed without me by his side. Fuck the Islamic Republic!
@barbaraslavin1
@lrozen
@semaforben
Does any of this change what’s in the emails? Does any of it exonerate Tabatabai from clearing trips with the MFA or Vaez’s writing that his duty as an Iranian is to help Zarif?
Jews and their friends will conclude history’s largest march in support of Israel and Jewry by hearing that Biden has approved giving the greatest enemy of Israel and Jews $10 billion.
JUST IN: State Department sends Congress waiver likely giving Iran access to $10 billion. Sent just before 5pm ET to prevent review by key committees until the morning. MORE TK.
USS Gerald Ford is entering Israeli waters. We’re going to be doing a lot of this, deploying aircraft carriers to support allies at war. So let’s just fund the Navy properly to be able to operate.
1. The purpose of the military campaign isn’t only the release of hostages.
2. It was the military campaign that coerced them to release the hostages.
3. Diplomacy is a vessel to capitalize on the pressure built through military and economic measures.
NEW: Israeli hostages will be released thanks to diplomacy rather than military force. Those who cheered on Israel's bombardment of Gaza while denigrating those seeking a halt to fighting played right to Hamas’ desire for a maximalist response from Israel.
@CIPolicy
's statement:
Cleans the streets for Xi but not Americans. Wouldn’t light the Christmas tree so Hamas could have its word heard. He’ll be asking for your vote to be the Commander in Chief.
BREAKING: With some pro-Palestinian demonstrations planned, there will not be a public Christmas tree lighting ceremony at the California State Capitol this year.
Gov. Newsom is expected to do this "virtually," which is a major shift in plans:
Imagine being an Israeli who has been kept alive in Gaza by Hamas amidst the unprecedented bombing campaign of Gaza by your government.
While Gazans are being killed, city blocks flattened, bombs and missiles falling continuously; and you have now witnessed and experienced all
My debut for
@managingmadrid
looks even better today. City was invincible, but Real Madrid is inevitable. You had to be from the galaxies, not earth, to get past City at the Etihad. And we are from the galaxies.
Happy birthday, the best Dad that ever was. I will never stop missing you. He was born on the same day that Soleimani was killed and the same year that Israel was refounded, 01/03/1948. Kickass birthdate!
Happy to share my first article for the
@meforum
, responding to my colleague and fellow hopeless warrior
@arash_tehran
’s article from a few weeks ago.
If you announce to the world that you’re done with it just so you can focus on China, the world’s evil regimes in Moscow, Tehran, and Gaza will duly take note and become more aggressive thinking they have longer leashes.
I reviewed it here. A highly recommended book. Though I disagree with
@davidfrum
. Ashkanian (Parthian) period is much more interesting because a lot of domestic development begins in Iran in response to rivalry with Rome. Do that era first, dear author!
At recommendation of
@ShayKhatiri
I am reading "Persians," a history from Cyrus to the Macedonian conquest. Too much work on ancient Persia repackages Greek sources; this is a refreshing shift to an insider view. I hope author takes up Sassanians next.
@JonahDispatch
And they also have a history of praising Russia’s social orthodoxy. Could it be that they aren’t the most honest bunch? Nah. There’s gotta be another explanation.
This essay by
@EliLake
starts with a great title—and then it gets better. You’ve gotta pour one for political integrity and sip on it while reading this.
Perhaps Israel should actually stop caring about civilian casualties for a few days so people actually have a point of comparison to see what it looks like.
It's definitely "capable" of doing this. I don't think that's the issue. The question is whether it wants or intends to minimize harm to innocents and all available evidence suggests that it simply doesn't care to do so.
Imagine I went to the trouble of making a collage with Vivek Murthy, Rishi Sunak, Deepak Chopra, Fareed Zakaria, Reihan Salam… and probably some people I’m forgetting.
@NicoleGrajewski
@Emma_Pike_
I didn’t say that I speak Russian, and I don’t think that you must speak Farsi to comment on Iran. And I’m not going to challenge your credentials, however much I might disagree with you or find your responses juvenile. Pike has no policy experience or education—only activism.
1. Yes, Israel would attack a military target, even if a hospital is used as a human shield.
2. That isn’t indicating of Israel.
3. No, Israel didn’t attack a hospital today. It was Hamas’s misfire.
4. Those who jumped to the conclusion need to retract. Journalists, especially.
Islamic Republic of
#Iran
’s foreign minister meets with Assad in
#Syria
today. Reports suggest he had to travel to Damascus via land from Beirut as
#Israel
put Damascus and Aleppo airports out of service.
It is quite amazing that the people who complain about the Jewish return to Israel also create unlivable conditions for Jews elsewhere. Might it be that Israel isn’t the issue, but being Jewish is?
The bigger picture of the destruction of the Tunisian synagogue yesterday:
• Over 100,000 Jews lived in Tunisia in 1948
• Only 1000-2000 remained by 2019
• Multiple people, including two Jewish cousins, were killed in a mass shooting at a Tunisian Jewish festival this May
@TVietor08
@JonahDispatch
Yes, Palestinian civilian deaths is inevitable if you believe in Israel’s right to self-defense just like German civilian death was inevitable during WWII if you conceded America’s right to defend itself. And if you don’t believe that Israel has that right, you’re anti-Israel.
Aleksey Navalny was a fearless advocate for his beliefs who died unbroken by the tyranny he opposed. He fought corruption, inspired millions and never wavered in his insistence on free expression, the rule of law, and a Russia that is accountable to the people and not a dictator.
The issue is that many Democrats still can’t accept that the Islamic Republic is a permanent enemy of the United States. They think they can work to improve relations and coexist peacefully.
Would
@DeptofDefense
hire a senior official with a history of receiving direction from Vladimir Putin’s regime on how to influence U.S. policy? Or a staffer who colluded with the Chinese Communist Party on how to alter American public opinion?
It’s happening on
#Iran
policy.
For the love of God, take out the Houthis. It's not even about maritime freedom. Their fans are becoming insufferable. I can't take it anymore. Kill all the Houthis. Their fans too if you can find a legal way.
Hear me out: Republicans and Democrats don’t want to lose any single member for the narrow split in the House. Understandable. What if the two sides agreed on a list with equal number of their own members to expel to keep the balance? I nominate Gaetz and Bowman for starter.
@AbeGreenwald
It easily isn’t even remotely close. Best by far. Definitely the best since his father, quite possibly since Reagan. There with Reagan, Truman, Eisenhower, and his father for the postwar top 5.
@mdubowitz
@ZelenskyyUa
Give them everything. And if you can’t tell whether by them I mean Israel or Ukraine, give everything to both just to be safe! Am Yisrael Chai. Slava Ukraini! Also, here’s from today in Tehran. Iranians are as Zionist as their father Cyrus. The once and future Iran.
WAIT! THIS QUOTE IS INACCURATE!!!
This is only applicable to PATERNAL aunts. If you get your mom’s sister pregnant because of an earthquake, it’s still a bastard.
No. I’m not kidding! That’s actually the accurate quote.
In Prussian Berlin, Brandenburg Gate was only for humans. Cattle had to pass through the Rosenthal Gate and pay the cattle tax. The same law—and tax—applied also to Jews and nobody else.
Seeing the Star of David on the Arch of Titus and the Brandenburg Gate is breathtaking. You’ll understand why this is so significant if you’re familiar with either. I’ve been to both, and it’s hard to picture but nice to see.
Israelis are once again seeing that, when push comes to shove, America will be behind them, and Russia and China will be on the opposite side. You are our friends, our liberal kins, and our siblings, and we Americans have your back—sometimes after exhausting all other options.
I think this is a brilliant idea. Invite people. Listen to what they have to say. Then take the name of all the fucking Hamas sympathizers and fire them.
Scoop: Blinken held “listening sessions” with Muslim, Arab-American and Jewish staffers amid growing internal frustration over the department’s handling of the Israel-Hamas war.
@BretDevereaux
@JonahDispatch
Nobody’s disputing that the attack was deliberate. It was according to IDF due to misidentification. We hit an Afghan family’s car due to misidentification during ISK retaliatory strikes due to misidentification. Of course, unlike the current episode, blood libels didn’t follow.
Mia Love is being ridiculed for criticizing Biden for not eradicating cancer. She did a really poor job in delivering, but Biden literally promised (foolishly) to cure cancer. Pointing out that he hasn't delivered on a campaign promise is quite valid, I'd say.
Shut the fuck up. You are so fucking obsessed with the Israeli cabinet and the judicial reform that you have to melt this about your bullshit. Fuck off. This isn’t about Ben-Gvir and Smotrich.
The broader context of the attack on Israel: how it happened, what it means for a changing region, and what comes next. Today I talked with
@tomfriedman
NOBODY TRIED TO DO NATION-BUILDING! The Bush 41 doctrine was expelling Iraq out of someone else’s country. After 9/11, how do you expel a regime from its own country without ending up with regime change? This is really stupid and shallow.
Most of the problem with the response to 9/11 was thinking we could nation-build in these countries. The experience was a vindication of the Bush 41 doctrine of winning quickly & getting out. Whatever cleanup we would have had to do later would have been easier than what we did.
OMG I can't believe I'm saying this, but....go John Kirby?
TV Globo’s
@RKrahenbuhl
: “So, besides saying that he doesn't have confidence in these numbers, the President went further to say that innocents will die and that this is the price of the war. You also said that.”
Kirby:
🧵
Many are attacking this. Nonsense and reactionary. Faezeh Hashemi was an advocate for reforming the regime within the structure of it when the vast majority of Iranians agreed, including many of today’s most hardline regime changers.
For non-Persian speakers, in Persian, the word “parcham” that the fans in the video use refers both to the flag and the pole. For the sake of clarity, they want the flag and the pole up the ass!
The divide between the Iranian regime and the Iranian people could not be greater.
Soccer fans chant “Take that Palestinian flag and shove it up your ***” in response to an attempt by regime supporters to rally for Hamas.
Senator Murphy is an indispensable statesman in the U.S. Senate, fearlessly and against adversity representing the interests of his constituents in Tehran.
My new Gaza statement:
"It's time for Israel's friends to recognize that the current approach is causing an unacceptable level of civilian harm and does not appear likely to achieve the goal of ending the threat from Hamas. I urge Israel to immediately reconsider its approach."
Having read this thread, I must conclude that Vanderbilt was wrong to expel him for violating university rules. He should have been expelled because of his grammar.
I'm Jack Petocz, a 19 y/o activist that's been fighting for marginalized people for years.
Yesterday, I was expelled from Vanderbilt University for peacefully protesting the genocide in Palestine.
Vanderbilt will let sexual assaulters walk free, but expel passionate organizers.
I write with
@AndrewGhalili
that calls for supporting secessionists inside Iran are undermining the only solution to the problem, regime change, while exposing a dangerous ignorance of Iran.
BREAKING:
The USA officially confirms the start of airstrikes against the Houthis in Yemen.
The first strikes have already been recorded in several cities, including the capital city Sanaa.
🧵
This is the quote referred to in the headline: “Gaza is one of the most intense civilian punishment campaigns in history. . . . It now sits comfortably in the top quartile of the most devastating bombing campaigns ever.”
The headline is misleading, and the quote is deceitful.
@djrothkopf
David, I understand that you don’t mind illegal immigration, but some of us are actually paying real-life price for it and can’t live our lives because of it.
I love how this implies that Nazis are trying to hijack the cause of otherwise innocent, Jew-loving protesters at these rallies.
As a general rule, I tend not to attend rallies that have a high likelihood of attracting admirers of Adolf Hitler. But that’s just me.
Neo-Nazis are showing up at pro-Palestine protests in an attempt to push anti-Jewish conspiracy theories and tropes into the mainstream. Here’s what you need to know about them. 🧵1/6