@Sharpy
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Wannabe astronaut, love Chelsea, GIFs are the greatest, fuck VAR and Clearlake. #MAKESPIDERSILLEGAL #CFC #SOUTHLONDON #KTBFFH #UTC #GAMER #makingthequants
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Can we all just ignore Luis Figo for a sec and pay respect to the person walking up Guildford High Street in a spacesuit please.
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@CFCJohnnyB
Match going fans no, arm chair plastics who say things like XG and forward dribbles yes
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@Nativeesoul
@BlueYonderCFC
Bears thinking ‘as soon as this bowl is finished I’m still gonna be hungry....’
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Some of you fucking cunts need to get perspective in your fucking lives.
If you don’t fucking want to support the club why don’t you take your cunting self off to another club you fucking cunts.
My club isn’t for everyone and if you don’t like it fuck off.
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@liam_twomey
Difficult to motivate.
Sarri ‘how do I get out of this conundrum’
Eureka he shouts....
Plays the same team
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Tottenham bloke in work:
“Chelsea did alright last night Sharpy!”
Me
“Yeh blinding mate, good result considering!”
Him
“Hope Tottenham do well tonight we need a result”
Me
“I don’t, I hope you lose 3-0”
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Be mindful guys and girls, the media are gonna HATE how well we are doing. The shit stirring will begin in earnest just watch.
Fantastic win tonight against a tough team.
Who loves being Chelsea?
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Why the fuck would you clap someone who now plays for United, moving there voluntarily or not?
Support CHELSEA not some players fuck sake.
Some of the soft shite I have seen last few days is unreal.
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@Htalkschelsea
I honestly thought it was in, missus find not appreciate the brown stain on the sofa afterwards 😂😂😂
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The amount of journalists on Twitter moaning about Chelsea's fixture list is tragic. Can't find a scandal about us so bitch about fixtures
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No fucking around today Chelsea!
Straight into these cunts from the off!
Top mentality needed and absolutely no fucking excuses for not getting a win.
Don’t leave anything to chance and just fucking show up!
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@FrankMSinclair
Team to start next Chelsea game
Kepa
Azpicuelta
Rudiger
Luiz
Alonso
Jorginho
Kante
Barkley - sub 62nd min, Barkley
Willian - sub 67th min, Pedro
Hazard
Higuain - sub 82nd min, Giroud
Honestly we have just lost like this and I can GUARANTEE this will be first XI next game.
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@PapaPincus
Saddest death in cinema,
His name was Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander Of The Armies Of The North, General Of The Felix Legions And Loyal Servant To The True Emperor
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@PGCFC001
How many managers and trophies have we won in the last 15/20 years. I’m all for building a dynasty but it has to be on the foundations of something solid. Playing players out of position, not changing tactics, being stubborn and playing same out of form personnel is not it
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I had a few to drink last night and didn’t realise I had wrote this. Still fucking stand by what I wrote though, cheers for the support, maybe less swearing next time a!!
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Every time I see the kid live he was really good, would thrive in this young team
Agree with Giggs. Ampadu getting zero minutes at RB Leipzig is zero benefit. He was one of the players that really caught the eye when given rare chances at Chelsea before leaving on loan. Needs to be playing in a decent side, scrapping every week or he'll get left behind.
#cfc
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Whose a silly cunt now laughing at us whilst we lost our manager, lost our best player, got a transfer ban and had to use our youth players.
Big club?
Fuck off ya thundercunts
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How many other news outlets will share this 🤔
OFFICIAL: Chelsea have confirmed that they will donate their Community Shield match fee to the Grenfell Tower victims.
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Basically he’s saying I was deeply unhappy with the football we played last year as it made me look like a useless cunt.
Frank Lampard is amazing
“We play a little bit different football to last year.
“Now we are more direct, more aggressive, we just try things we didn’t try last year. I feel better.”
- Mateo Kovacic
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Sarri.
Quite possibly the biggest cunt to ever be associated with Chelsea.
Sack him for fuck sake
@ChelseaFC
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Please be chicken, for the love of Jesus’ holy socks be bloody chicken
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Hope some of you feel proper cuntish now! Whether you like the Royals or not (I don’t care), Cancer is something that has torn through my family! Hope she gets better not only for herself but for them kids.
A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales
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@steviechels10
@JohnTerry26
@Chabz_Art
@chelsea_podcast
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@1JamesCHELSEA
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@Jonathankydd
Anyone know who he supports?
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How in fucks name is that not a penalty we get it
@premierleague
you want these cunts to win the league but Jesus wept look at it
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Fucking hell it has a name now....
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@ladbible
This is why aliens never get in contact.
Alien "ahh look a planet teaming with life and a civilisation, wait what's this?..."
*watches this and a dozen other videos
Alien "we will come back in a few thousand years when the gene pool has hopefully been cleansed"
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To all you cunts who were
#lampardout
before this game you can go and fuck yourself.
Thanks for listening.
Sharpy
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Fucking love this by Mr Worrall, yet again writes a tweet I could only dream of writing
Dear
@ChelseaFC
I think it's cynical exploitation to charge fans to watch live streams of the Blues pre-season friendlies.
Given the escalating costs of watching games in general & the astronomical cost of merchandise these days - free access would have been a nice gesture
Marco
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@StaceyDooley
Ask the
@MayorofLondon
seems to have got progressively worse since he came in. It's certainly the most unsafe I have ever felt in London. Not to mention the terror attacks as well he needs to resign
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@chelsea_podcast
Overpriced data driven footballers who lack self belief, bottle and leadership.
The ownership have completely been at fault from how they have structured us, to how we are run, to their relationship with the fans.
This is also not the first time this season
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Manager Geoff Hurst, the actual Geoff Hurst?
On This Day...
Chelsea 4 - 0 Newcastle 1980
Goals-
Fillery ⚽️
Barton OG ⚽️
Walker ⚽️
Langley ⚽️
#CFC
#CFCHeritage
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In Turkey still so just seen the result, mad season ahead I think considering our circumstances had to be expected.
Please remember virgins, Chelsea are not automatically entitled to trophies so if you don’t like it, as I said at the beginning of the season fuck off you cunts 😊
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Sorry but that Gusto performance was different class.
I wouldn’t drop him for James, I seriously wouldn’t.
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@TheBlueDodger
Kovacic I’ll grant you but Jorginho was one of the worst footballers to ever play for Chelsea.
He might as well have played for the other team the amount of times he slowed the game down 😂😂😂
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Just got followed by some Luke guy I keep saying on my TL. Considering all the fucking nonsense I see on here related to him I have blocked I take it that’s a good decision?
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@SteveFrenchCFC
Iv always said I watched us lose 4-0 to united in the cup final when I was younger, thanks to that man iv seen us lift the European cup and the league title, NO ONE will ever take that away from me no matter what happens so I thank Roman for everything
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VAR has killed football. I don’t celebrate at all now because it’s just not worth it.
Call me a killjoy but what’s the point when most of the time the video ref is trying to play god and disallow a goal
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Virgins, if we lose tomorrow it’s because City are in fact a better team than us tomorrow. Considering the shit show we have had to endure last 2 seasons I’ll take a draw away from home.
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I honestly want the drugs that this fat spurs cunt is on, because it must be fucking magical being in his world 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🚨🗣 Mauricio Pochettino to Sky Sports:
"The performance was good. We cannot say nothing about the attitude."
#CFC
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@BobbyVincentFL
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I don’t give a shit what squad number Willian has. All I need him to do is hit an accurate corner or get it past the first defender.
Now let’s all get behind the boys and win the league under Frank*
*not likely I know but I woke up in a good mood 😉
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Wishing all you Chelsea ladies and gents a very Merry Christmas and a fantastic New Year.
I’m on the vino already with traditional Christmas Eve Dominos and Home Alone on.
Here’s to a successful season and hopefully a great Euros.
Peace and love
Sharpy
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Would it not be a good move to get John Terry to come back to the club in a sort of coaching capacity I.e defensive coach for Ampadu and or Christiansen.
Also very least would probably stop this strike bollocks from happening every summer or at least keep morale up. Just my 2p
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A friend of mine
@RickyMcChopChop
is a firefighter who went into Grenfell tower.
If we could all take a moment to have a look at what he has produced and reflect.
Please feel free to share. Well played Rick.
#Grenfell
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@OliviaBuzaglo
Getting the excuses in early mate 😂😂. Seriously though yes it does play a factor but my TL is full of peeps actually wondering if we even win today.
A draw would probably be a good result as long as we don’t blooming lose again.
It’s how far we have fallen off the cliff
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Whoever decided to close Fulham Broadway is a twat of immense magnitude
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Why do I feel that Thiago at the back is gonna slow us down?
I can’t shake this bad feeling that it’s gonna be a draw!
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@SJohnsonSport
If we are 8 pts off from last season, does that mean if we carry on with roughly the same form we will be relegated? Seems like the club is at the start of a Leeds United early 00s downward spiral.
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@sjstandardsport
Injury news and update on the team don't get too excited Conte will not reveal players signing that's not how we have EVER done it ffs 😂😂😂😂
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@siphillipssport
@NizaarKinsella
Sorry, all that time out and he never had surgery. Well then it’s only a matter of time before it flares up again surely?
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Yeh that’ll motivate them for the final you fat spurs Thundercunt
Mauricio Pochettino: "We move on, that was only one game. We knew Liverpool are one of the best teams. Maybe it was a little bit too much for us."
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@tntsports
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Love how every media outlet didn't show the full set up for this goal, if this was City they would be creaming themselves
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Peeps fully entitled to their opinions especially on a platform dedicated to debate, but fuck me supporters on here need to get a grip.
Last 24hrs telling paying supporters what they can do at a game!
You pay your money you can do whatever the fuck you want!
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I pay my money I can do whatever the fuck I want you spurs cunt! How about analyse how Palmer feels about having a pen taken off him, or better yet what type of orbit Sterlings free kick is taking around the fucking sun!
He’s shit, don’t play him, it’s that simple!
🚨🗣 Mauricio Pochettino on fans booing Raheem Sterling:
"We need to support him, he's an amazing player. He has more than 10 years experience in the Premier League. Of course I think the contribution was good. He was a little bit unlucky with some actions where he should have…
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This, Frank is doing what most managers these days would cave into, player power. Frank like HIS supporters and those who support CHELSEA love the club that’s it, you don’t like fuck off and move on. Loving this.
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Dear football gods,
Chelsea win Saturday
Coventry win Sunday
Chelsea win Tuesday
Chelsea win the FA Cup
In the name of the corner, the goal post and the holy football.
Amen
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So haven’t been all season and will be going Valencia and Grimsby at home.
Might not be able to go as much as I want to this season but at least I can say I go and support the club for me that’s a big thing.
MHL here I go again.
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Another preseason loss means fuck all. I don't even care we lose the charity shield it's the 38 games after that I care about
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That press conference from Frank was spot fucking on.
So excited for the season and considering the circumstances a few months ago I really wasn’t.
COME ON YOU BLUES
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEA
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@gate17marco
Using my almighty psychic powers I will peer into the far future and predict the team we will play......
Kepa
Azpicuelta
Rudiger
Luiz
Alonso
Kovacic
Kante
Jorginho
Hazard
Pedro
Willian
We will also play 3,567 sideways passes and get to the half way line
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Breaking
Marina has been spotted in Madrid near Real Madrid’s training ground.
Looks like a deal for Jovic could be on the cards.
See everyone can be a cunt on Twitter.
Stop doing it knobheads. Thanks in advance
Sharpy
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Thoughts
Frank spot on tactics
We don’t play boring football
Willian outstanding
A lot of defensive work to do
Played very very well
Think we are going to be ok.
Kante being Kante
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
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Cmon Chelsea, beat these fucking northern cunts tonight.
Can’t fucking stand United.
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The reason we turned on Conte was the blatant sabotage.
I was absolutely gutted to be honest how it went as I really got behind him.
The reason we are turning on Sarri is very simple.
He’s just not good enough
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Btw I don’t want a pts deduction or ban but if it means less fuck wits at the ground I’m all for it, given inevitable consequences
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Walk like Lee Evans 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When you go in the ring as Sofiane Takoucht and get punched into being Lee Evans.
#WarringtonTakoucht
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@CarefreeEdition
I’m cancer now am I for wanting my club NOT to get battered 6-0 and 4-0 and play absolute shit EVERY game for the last months.
I’m the problem yeh!
Go back to sleep
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@Kirsted89x
@andrewrobb85
@TitaniaMcGrath
Loonburger is a personal favourite. I'm off to name my kids child 1 and child 2 have a good one 😂😂😂😂
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@jaime_suarez_
@dannydoes
We might be able to get the ball to a Chelsea player from a corner?
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@RealFalseNine
Didn’t Palmer pull out a bit of magic and we scored from this position with a great bit of touch control and finish from the Chukwuemeka so what’s the problem? 😂😂😂
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Let’s be clear:
Fofana is not a big loss he’s useless
James, great player made of biscuits never plays
Chilwell, injured a lot
Chukwuemeka has hardly played don’t count him
Sanchez, Cucuraella, 2 of the worst signings ever,
Stop with the excuses
A look at Chelsea's injuries this season 🧐🏥
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You lot make me laugh. We had to beat Burnley at home to take advantage, fucked it mate.
So the irons beat those cunts today, touch wood.
Tomorrow we have to beat one of the shittest united teams in my lifetime with their shit manager, watch us play a false 9 and lose 3-0 😂😂
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@ChelseaGIFs
@PrakshatT26
Can we all take a moment to realise that hazard made the score 1-1 in the 82nd minute...
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This is the mentality I’m after from all of them. Humble and strong!!
Disasi: “Just because we played well in the last three games doesn’t mean we should say, ‘Chelsea are back’. No, we have to stay humble, but you can see we are growing and improving.” [standard]
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Oh god here we go now with Chelsea Twitter
🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho and AS Roma part ways with immediate effect.
It’s over. 🟡🔴🇵🇹
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@lizziedwns
Chelsea to win the title next year on the last day with Lampard, Drogba and Morris running down the touch line diving into the crowd, everyone going full on mental, limbs everywhere and you could do the bounce 😂😂😂😂
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A manager whose honest, fuck me what’s his name?
Honest assessment from Lampard on today’s performance. 👏
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There you go, called it like I said, a mid table side! We deserve to be where we are and look like staying there!
Coming to the realisation that moaning about won’t change it! Just got to accept it!
JK’s Fanbite of another poor bizarre mid table chalk and cheese performance where we fail to beat the Bees reserves and the fans lose it. But does anyone really want Jose back? PS Kudos to Malo Gusto. Top player.
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
@jonathan_kydd
#ChelseaFC
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Any other club and this is deemed an outrage
Jurgen Klopp says that no senior players will be involved in the FA Cup fourth round replay and he won’t manage the team. Neil Critchley will be in charge
#LFC
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