Shanfan
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Tea ☕️ Single Malt 🥃Music 🎸 The goofiest dog🐕 in the universe. Living for today. Frog 🐸 lover.
Michigan with my ❤ in Dorset.
Joined June 2018
Just learned that in the late Triassic period (which was quite a while ago) it once rained solidly for 2 million years. Must’ve been good for the garden. Bet Britain still had a hosepipe ban, though.
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BBC reporter just now covering commemoration of Dunkirk. Out on the water. Remarking that some of the ships are very old and have had basically all their parts replaced. Reaching for a turn of phrase to describe this phenomenon he plumps for… Trigger’s Broom.
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We can confirm that Alex Scott will undergo surgery after sustaining a fractured jaw during yesterday's game with Aston Villa. Wishing you all the best in your recovery, Alex 🙏
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Michigan’s Move Over law requires motorists to slow down at least 10 miles per hour below the speed limit and move over to an open lane to give space for stationary authorized vehicles with flashing lights. If not safe to move over a lane, motorists must still slow down to at
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There's something crazy about the upcoming winter storm looking like a sports car!
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they know when they're in trouble! 🤣😂🤣😂
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if bears could make porridge the temperature would be like the last thing on my list of concerns
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This time next week it’s October. I think we need an inquiry on where the hell September went.
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Reminds me of the Arctic explorer glove challenge I tried years ago at the Henry Ford Museum in Michigan.
Most people don't understand how difficult it is to work with spacesuit gloves, but it's always fun to let people test them out. @HarryConnickJR did pretty well!
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A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him: - Do you really know how to play guitar? - Yeah! - What's your favorite band? - Guns N' Roses What happens next is incredible.
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Please please please slow down in work zones! Thankfully only minor injuries resulted from this crash.
Delhi Twp, Ingham County, Video shows on June 24th at approx 1230 p.m. roads crews were working the construction zone on southbound US-127 when a semi-truck pulling two gravel haulers left the roadway, over corrected and lost control of his rig. The second hauler on the truck
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Americans: It’s so hot outside, let’s go inside our houses to cool down. Brits: It’s so hot outside, it’s even hotter in our houses, let’s go and stand in the supermarket to cool down.
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Not just in the UK.
“Thank you for holding, I’ve had a chat with my colleague and explained what’s been going on, he should be able to help you, okay? I’ll just transfer you now…” One of three things will now happen: 1. You’re transferred to someone who has no idea who you are or what you’ve just
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