Shane Haley
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Cat Owner • Platypus Denier 🎮🧀🏒 👕•VIP•TM (they/them)
Joined September 2011
So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂
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Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house
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They’re called ‘algorithms’ because Al Gore actually created the internet
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My Onix was knocked out and now I'm on my way to the Pokemon center
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BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN
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crazy to me that last year we said we don't have enough money to cure cancer but now we're trying to buy greenland
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Also as a way to NOT do a 2hr flight to a 10hr flight to an 18hr flight all with no breaks 😵💫
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As consolation for not being able to go to east Africa anymore this trip... I'm doing a stopover in the middle east bc I can't help myself
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now you too can finally perform gender affirming surgery on a Pikachu
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Being Jewish in America is crazy because sometimes we're white and sometimes we're not, depending on who wants to yell at us. We are Schrodinger's ethnicity.
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BREAKING: Beth Israel Synagogue in Jackson, Mississippi 🇺🇸, the city’s only synagogue, was set on fire during Shabbat. Two Torah scrolls were destroyed. Five more were damaged. And it’s impossible to ignore the history: this is the same synagogue that was bombed by the Ku Klux
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Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.
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The attack at a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney today was a vile act of antisemitic terror. I mourn those who were murdered and will be keeping their families, the Jewish community, and the Chabad movement in my prayers. May the memories of all those killed be a blessing. While
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No. Jews, as a group, do not bear responsibility for the actions of the Israeli state, just as Muslims, as a group, cannot be held accountable for Islamist terrorist attacks. Any insinuation to the contrary, or any attempt to normalise such thinking, is unacceptable.
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It's December, which means your end-of-year reminder is here that you’re a reader whether you read 200 or 2 books this year. And also whether you read audiobooks or print books or ebooks. And also whatever genre you prefer. You’re a reader and we love you 🫶
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Since Trump was elected: Mark Zuckerberg got $25 billion richer Jeff Bezos got $36 billion richer Larry Ellison got $78 billion richer Elon Musk got $187 billion richer Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, food & housing costs soar and AI is killing jobs.
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2025 and in central/eastern europe having to explain to people that wanting to corral all jews in one place to kill them all is anti-semitic
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