Sani Yusuf
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Founder | Author | Speaker Building @beltstripe. Healtech/EdTech/Agric I'm Not The Man Of Your Dreams. Your Imagination Wasn't This Great.
Hometree Pandora
Joined July 2013
One year later, I got promoted to a Gracie Jiu Jitsu Blue Belt. 4 years, one knee injury, covid 19 lockdown, and in the end, we got here. The journey has begun
It was a proud moment today as I got promoted to 2 stripes on my belt. And the Professor shouted out to my software @beltstripe
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Thats first kid has to be a plant
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TBH I'm pro death penalty but kidnapping probably shouldn't mean death penalty. A good 5-10 is probably apt. But if you killed someone or a victim you kidnapped died, hang them like kpanla
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Wahala no dey sleep
A male NHS medic has won £34,000 in a sex discrimination case after violent patients were assigned to him rather than female colleagues due to “a stereotypical assumption that men are larger and stronger than women”. Read more here: https://t.co/l5R1hbKJtT
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ATFV is an actively managed ETF that invests in about 35 companies identified through fundamental research as undergoing meaningful growth or business transformation. The fund includes exposure to some of the most highly disrupted segments of the market.
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Flight scheduled to leave at 9pm and land at 10pm. Here we are are at 4.30am collecting out bags. If thrm explain naija to you, you'll swear its a lie.
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Erm how about no
We strongly reject any plan by Defence Minister Christopher Musa to wage war on Fulani bandits. He is now a political office holder, not a battlefield soldier. We demand dialogue and non-violent solutions, not endless warfare. Military confrontation will fail. Prof. Usman Yusuf
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A flight that was supposed to depart 9 pm has still not boarded at 1.50am
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Smart I worked two jobs in my final year. One for a software company and the second one for Microsoft. Microsoft compensated us with couchers as they were not allowed to pay directly at that time. Cost me a first class, but that Microsoft opened doors ooo. Choose your hard.
When I moved to Maryland for school, I didn’t have a car. I lived in an apartment with access to fair public transportation. Halfway through my Master’s, I got an UNPAID job (internship) at the Secret Service. The commute took 3 hours one way, requiring a bus and two trains.
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A Christmas bonus at work is Haram ❌ A Christmas bonus at work is Haram ❌ A Christmas bonus at work is Haram ❌ A Christmas bonus at work is Haram ❌ A Christmas bonus at work is Haram ❌ If money is clearly tied to a religious celebration you do not believe in, you do not
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This person is in power. But also millions voted for them. Becoming a billionaire is literally idito proof except you inherited it or stole the money.
AOC: "Elon Musk is one of the most unintelligent billionaires I’ve ever met or seen."
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Lol 50 go beat you like thief
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Lolol None Im sorry. There is nothing he can do better than anyone here. Cant run faster than Bale, Aint as good a crosser as Becks, No were as direct as Arjen.
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Alaska embodies the edge: vast, remote, and unforgiving. It demands technology that works where others can't. @AlaskaDOTPF's drone program reduced their critical decision-making window from 28+ hours to real time. Watch how they're reimagining what's possible with Armada at the
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Every single one of them can get it. Thats who Ramos is
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Eff this guy
🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Kai Havertz suffered a setback and now has to delay his return for Arsenal until early to mid-January. There is a chance Havertz could make the Arsenal squad for their January 8 league match against Liverpool, although the FA Cup third-round tie against
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Lol 10 years ago they were doing this. I went Uni with them, trust me this is not new behaviour
This clip of two Saudi Arabian girls partying in Saudi Arabia has gone viral. Crazy to think that less than 10 years ago, Saudi women couldn’t travel, work, live alone, drive, or move freely without a male guardian. https://t.co/9dNFIOqeE2
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That’s not a joke That’s 12,5% up in first hour That’s record sales That’s a huge momentum $NVDA $PLTR $meta $Amzn $SPY
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Nigerians are bad people
Bro! Look at what a lot of areas in Abuja have turned to! My God! 🤦🏽♂️
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Lololololol
A software engineer that can’t implement its own auth…. Is that one a software engineer? The least basic thing in the whole software architecture is authentication…RBACs… I wonder why some people will think running Auth as a service is a thing… If I am the CTO of a
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Abuja to Lagos, a one-way flight is more expensive than a return flight from London to Egypt, a 5-hour flight. On di premier gaou, ne pas gaou
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