Sani Yusuf
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Founder | Author | Speaker Building @beltstripe I'm Not The Man Of Your Dreams. Your Imagination Wasn't This Great.
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It was a proud moment today as I got promoted to 2 stripes on my belt. And the Professor shouted out to my software
@beltstripe
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@DamilohunA
@tosinolaseinde
He didnt ask for money to come on the live. The lady literally asked for money to come on the live.
Agenda must sha agend
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Guinea Bissau is a weird country. Portuguese speaking Fulani people that are Christian.
Very interesting indeed
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5000 naira to view a property you want to rent?
Every part of Nigeria na so so tiff tiff
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Twitter is a leveller.
You can literally send rockets to space but usernam877 thinks you are an olodo
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Took my mum to the seaside. Every single time I swiped my card, happiness just dey fill my body. I never knew I enjoyed spending.
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I have just spent the last week travelling across 2 of Europe's poorest countries. These 2 countries are Montenegro and Albania, respectively, with Albania being the poorer country statistically since it has a much larger population than Montenegro.
For the first time, I could…
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Im a Muslim, and this is not a flex in the UK. The road is not a masjid. There are masjids everywhere in the UK. This is low-key people trying to cause fitnah for nor reason. If a Buddhist blocked the road in UAE to make a point, we wont be having it, so we shouldn't encourage…
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I love Air Peace but please they badly need a PR person. How you go give us great news with something wey bey like say plane crash or plane miss for air.
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I graduated with Hons in Software engineering and Artificial intelligence 9 years ago yesterday
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Too many tech bro and tech sis charlatans on here.
Yall are soo focused on building a brand on social media, but you cannot explain what Function Hoisting is.
Continue
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@Alhazanism
Lol you made a post to showcase that the country is majority muslim, to prove a point which I never made. This is the reason why they will keep asking you to write IELTS
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You lot are blaming naira on binance. The reason people are buying dollar on binance, is because they don't have it available at their banks easily.
The reason the banks dont have it is because we have not got enough.
So why dont we have enough?
Well there is too much demand.…
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Started coding around 2003-2004
Built
@NuclearRemix
With PHP Circa 2008
Went to
@Bruneluni
For Education
Worked
@Anritsu
then
@Microsoft
Led mobile
@perkbox
Started my company
@haibridco
in 2015
20 Years later, still going
Dear Tech people in good places, can you please tell us how many years it took you to get to where you are right now? 🙏🏽🙏🏽
You don’t have to get into details if you don’t want to, but please how many years did it take you to attain this……….
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They will call you an overnight success, but they won't show how you were hustling since secondary school learning how to code on your own in the early to mid 2000s when we barely had 3G
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It is we Muslims who should lead the call for this man to be arrested, tried and sentenced to jail for a long time.
This is very dangerous and incorrect rethoric, and we should not be the ones to stay silent.
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Omo reach out to young men around you. Help them with time, guidance, skill.
No one is out there tryna save them as much as they need.
Half the time its not even resources they need, they just need someone to make them believe they can do something.
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This was me at work on my birthday 10 years ago at my first corporate job
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A chick comes online to reveal private screenshots of her ex maturely communicating his preferences for dating, after which he breaks up with her after his boundaries are not respected. He did not force her, he wasn't rude, and he made it clear that if she chose not to respect…
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One day you are a small boy from festac Town, the next day you are training the next generation of engineers in the world's most profitable company.
#SmallBoyFromFestac
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The hunger to be a victim and get attention is real. How was his tweet Islamophobic. What's wrong with you people?
Btw, the day the Ramadan moon was sighted,
@chemicalbrodar
who I followed sheepishly made an islamophobic tweet, I drew his attention to it but he was arrogant and blocked me afterwards, this is how Southern twitter influencers disrespect the muslim community online.
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We just won a significant grant for the Mental health apps I spent the last few years building.
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If you are a man, know and accept that there is a burden of performance on you. That pressure you are running away from is where true growth lies.
People will look to you for solutions to their problems and its okay to stand up to the challenge. You must find your limits, but I…
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Man, this
#Afamefuna
movie brings me so much joy today. I really love being Nigerian. Igbo amaka
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Northerners get called sheep, tribal and religious bigots.
However, the only part of the country where each major party's colour appears is the same north.
We keep trying to tell yall that the north is not monolithic and has never been and will never be.
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Update: after hours of stress I introduce you to the state-of-the-art ultra modern ticket I was granted
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Alhamdulillah
I got to marry my beautiful wife this weekend.
I am a very private person; hence, only those who knew had knowledge.
Pray for ys
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After paying the 5k, it was a BQ lol
They marketed it as 2 Bedroom duplex
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We celebrate mediocrity in tech way too often.
We are creating awards for writing console.log because the person has the right skin colour or height.
It is setting people up for failure.
Let people learn, and don't reward them for mundane things.
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The best mobile OS
Best hardware
Best UX
It was ahead of its time for real
They should have let major app makers get their way
The real definition of “Didn’t live up to its full potentials”.
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You see money enh. Have money
Adidas CEO: Kanye West Didn’t Mean Antisemitic Comments, Isn’t A Bad Person
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Founder of tech company wey no dey make profit dey collect 15,000 a month. 15,000?
For context, in my career, I have nearly always been the highest-earning employee in companies I worked with that were startups not making money yet.
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TBH, if you migrate to a country, you must respect their laws. As harsh as what he says sounds, it's not harsh to me. Respect the law of land.
The Netherland Prime Minister-elect Geert Wilders is not messing around.
“If you want Sharia laws, go the Islamic countries and leave Netherlands.”
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I have now crossed over 22 thousand learners on LinkedIn. 22,000 individuals have had their lives directly impacted by my work globally.
GOALS
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Naaaaa in my next life ill come back as a white man.
You lot tryna rewrite history right before our eyes
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I think I just found the most beautiful mosque 🕌 I have ever seen
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Not all Palestinians live in Gaza
Not all Gazans support Hammas,
Not all Israelis support the actions of their Govt
Not all Palestinians are Muslims
Not all Israelis are Jewish
Most Israeli & Palestinian people want to get along and live peacefully. I say this as someone with…
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Them don go use my email create passport for one Sani Yusuf that was born in 1951. How is this legal? Shouldn't there be some 2FA?
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Gentlemen, this is terrible advice.
Don't ever be in a position where you need to increase someone's attraction to you.
Either she likes you or doesn't & interpret uncertainty as a rejection.
Go and focus on the women that are not confused about how they feel about you.
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I just thought I'd bring this back again to your timeline
You are welcome
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My mum owns a restaurant in west London. The woman who does the cooking is Italian. There was a white British girl as one of the servers, the other assistant is Indian. The resod the workers are temp and can be any race.
You know, the last thing we notice? The race of the…
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I spent the last 8 years building an entire content management system for healthcare. Some days, I need to sit down and be like yes, I am him when it comes to mental health tech.
I have overseen over 5 clinical trials. Pioneered AI treatment to predict patient recovery.
Now,…
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Northerners have been on the receiving end of this every election cycle.
This is simply the first time other people are doing to each other what was considered a normal thing to do to northerners.
In the end, if we dig far enough, everyone would be a hypocrite
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A software I led, engineered and implemented has now been awarded.
The work I have done over the last 8 years in mental health is finally coming through
Find out more about this at
Congratulations to
@rdash_nhs
for winning category ‘Using AI to improve patient services and/or safety’ with their innovation: Personalised outcome feedback technology improves the efficiency and effectiveness of psychological care.
#medipexawards2024
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Wait Nuri Sahin is a manager already?
Am I this old?
I bought him on FM like yesterday as a Wonderkid
🇹🇷 When Antalyaspor manager Nuri Şahin protects the referees... from his own players! 😳
Not something you see every day.
🎥
@beinsports_FR
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@hackSultan
and I worked and financed a project for nearly 24 months before we met in real life.
Real always recognise real
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@tosinolaseinde
@jamilah_bangura
Oh dear no tosin she wouldn't have. There was a complete ledge she would have needed to scale. She could barely walk. Surely you are trolling
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The mandem pulled up to the Kuda bank app launch looking flyer than a bird.
Props to Babs and Musti for the launch
@hackSultan
@unicodeveloper
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Make no mistake
Peter Obi in governance doesnt come close to El Rufai
TBH, Fashola is the only person that comes close, maybe Seyi Makinde if he carries on.
El Rufai is Nigeria's most effective administrator.
Abuja 8 years
Kaduna 8 Years
Both transformative tenures
Between Peter Obi and Nasiru El-rufai, which of them has a more respected record of governance and a reputation for effective leadership?
Retweet for El-rufai
Like for Peter Obi.
Seyi Tinubu Akoi Orji Uzor Kalu Labaran Maku Gbadebo Atiku Lagos Island
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I will replace this man as the richest Nigerian
Hearty Congratulations to our President/CE, Aliko Dangote @ 67
#dangote
@67
#alikodangote
#dangotegroup
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Mama Look Im on the
@MongoDB
Twitter page randomble
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Accounts with takes like this genuinely piss me off.
These obidient types will be why a dope candidate like Obi may become unpopular.
Tinbubu is clearly making sense here, talking about eliminating gas flaring and reducing emissions by providing cooking gas.
Everyone in that…
"The presidency is not Olympic Games. What matters is his brain. He's a master strategist".
Oya now, brain it.
Children of Agbado, abeg come & interpret this presidential babbling for us. No amount of propaganda & teleprompter can save you from this constant global disgrace. 🤡
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Looks like I was right.
PO will win the most states at around 14-15 but finish 3rd in the vote count.
Colossal performance for real by PO.
Atiku & Tinubu will get roughly 11 states, but Tinbu will get the 25% from 24 states
Must feel for Atiku; gets the numbers but loses
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@Brian_O_Mars
@Alhazanism
Dont bother with these types, they are here not to get the right answer, but to be right at all cost.
Again, this is why they ask you lot to writer IELTS.
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Fam the man who she falsely accused lost his own roles. Damn
Amber Heard will officially return as Mera in the upcoming movie “Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom” 🍿🎬
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Bosun has to get minister of technology. Just imagine 4 years with Bosun. Fam e go mad gann
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IDAN was the 1st person he knows of to ever graduate wearing a Google glass
IDAN Won the Data Innovation prize for using AI in his final year project (they didn't bother doing 2nd and third)
IDAN won a 24-hour Samsung hackathon
IDAN has his photo on the CS department page
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Congratulations to Dr
@bosuntijani
for making the Ministerial list
Bosun is everything you would want in a leader, and his nomination definitely excites me.
First of all, Dr Bosun is a true Nigeria. He wants to serve in whatever way he can. Hist true loyalty lies with Growth and…
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I think the North is the only place where you can legit vote for the party you like without issues.
For a so-called uneducated bunch, electoral violence is pretty nonexistent
In the south eastern part of Nigeria 🇳🇬 Supporters chants ‘NO APC HERE’ as they beat up and APC supporter who was trying to cast his vote peacefully.😭😩
@BBCWorld
@GOD
@NewYorkFBI
@AJEnglish
@CNN
@FoxNews
#NigeriaDecides
#NigeriaDecides2023
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Peter Obi is a dope fella but some of his online peeps are some air heads NGL. Like you legit wish bad on your own country just to say "I was right"
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I miss playing this game. I was a bronze medalist in the mixed doubles.
These athletes doe 😍😍
Yesterday in Malaysia.
This. Rally. 3-minutes. 211 shots.
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I just entered a pyramid. Bro low key I entered a 5000 year old grave
Wait till you see how you have to crawl in
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This is huge
@hackSultan
You need to see this
@asemota
maybe now you have a good reason to pay that 10 dollars?
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@docneto
Culture also plays a role. For example we think that because the western people do this doesn't mean it's right or wrong. For example in my culture, delivery is for the women only. The men are expected to sit it out.
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Coup in Nigeria is next to impossible. OBJ made this so
You will need to ship large amounts of arms, large amounts of personnel at the same time, with secrecy.
Virtually impossible.
The Secret Service alone will be able to repel any coup plot.
How do you want to take over…
EXCLUSIVE: Presidential Guards Brigade Placed On High Alert Over Suspicions Of Coup Plot In Nigeria; Key Brigades Under Watch As Commander Holds Emergency Meetings With Tinubu, Gbajabiamila | Sahara Reporters
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@pyjama_ceo
If you were complicit in a crime, seeing it up in flames is literally a life saver
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So we can yab govt on twitter but collect award from them sebi?
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Also alot of you that claim Devrel, are not into Devrel
You are a lazy twat that doesn't want to learn how to write good code, and think you can hide behind that incompetence.
If you see proper devrel people, they are the most competent people. You are not them, na barawo you…
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When you get photographed by a billionaire's official photographer
Much love Feghor
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@grey_jarvis
@MrOdanz
This is not Gaza though. People think the west bank side of Palestine and Gaza re the same. This is Jerusalem from the looks of it as I have been on this street. The people in Jerusalem are literally anti-Hamas. They are ruled by the PLO. Even thier Arabic dialect is closer to…
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Nigerians comfortably saying that people who did not vote for the person they wanted are somehow bad shows you that a lot of you are a vile narcissistic anti-democratic bunch and don't even know it.
Someone is lucifer because they voted differently to you? Bunch of door knobs.
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Tinubu has nothing to do with this. This is 100% why Nigerians are Nigeria's problem. They are creating artificial scarcity in broad daylight
With one phrase, the new president welcomed us to a new dispensation.
We are queuing to buy fuel at 700 per litre.
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We all adapt to our partners. And it should be overtly communicated early so people don't waste time. But im shocked to see people saying a man stating his boundaries overtly and kindly without any malice is controlling?
Bro, you lot are something else in 2023
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If you are favoured by God, you are also favoured by the devil. That guy wants you, too. Remember this to keep you grounded.
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Who will tell this person that the North is not only made up of Muslims?
The photo here was taken in Jos, a majority Christian side of the north.
The insistence on seeing the north solely through this Hausa, Muslim, Aboki lens is tiring.
School girls in Northern Nigeria before sharia law,1966
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@jfkoya
Lol Gonin Gora is a place in Kaduna where mostly traders from other parts live. You lot need to chill
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