Sassy Soap Droppin' Jail Bait
@SassyJailbait
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Secret Alt account for your fave Prison Wife. Maybe you know me. Maybe you don't. Maybe we'll bunk together 💀 IYKYK. My pronouns are: snack | snacks
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BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS.
BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS.
BOOBS. BOOBS.
BOOBS.
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what's a little 'railing from behind' between friends?
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I'm told this is true. it's science 🤷♀️
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some days you just need a long, skin-on-skin cuddle, coffee in bed, and no alarm clocks.
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I know you're working, but can I come over and sit under your desk?
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my knees are great.
I can last at least 2 minutes on top
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I just swallowed some food coloring.
I think I just dyed a little on the inside
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she's a once in a lifetime type of girl
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want to start a posse?
no insane clowns.
just 'good weird' weirdos
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can I come touch you inappropriately?
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when people put themselves out there and post TL selies, it's not an automatic invite to be a dick. often a small few, w zero tact & social skills, leave disparaging remarks. it gets taken to heart or deleted
do better
it costs $0 to be nice
this is why we can't have nice things
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if your penis looks like someone else's, is it called a dopple-wanger? 🧐
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you and me, will make the loveliest mess
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"We loved with a love
that was more than love."
– Edgar Allan Poe
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Hey (with the intention of fucking you senseless)
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sex so amazing, even several of the neighbors wake up to have a smoke afterwards...
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Seems like a good day
to fuck the pain away.
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boobs are fun, and they really make the most wonderful pillows ☁️☁️
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Oh look 👀 it's Thursday. My thighs should probably be keeping his ears warm...
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Coffee, tea, or me?
*Adjusts flight attendant miniskirt
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don't forget the Rapture on Monday, so you'd better sin extra hard today...
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Let’s be nice about our bodies…
QT a pic of you looking hot 🖤
it's not really hot, and can't take pics, but found on a USB stick. seemed appropriate Halloween falls on Titty Tuesday 🎃🎃
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is dropping walnuts down your own cleavage considered nutting on yourself? 🤔
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this kid is funny 😂
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behind every woman is a horny man trying to rail her from behind...
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oh hey there cutie.
you come here often?
*Small talk at the sperm bank
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has anyone posted about needing coffee and/or hating Mondays yet? I am yet to see one tweet about this...
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not to brag or anything, but I eat corn dogs without breaking eye contact
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I'm not as naughty as you actually think. I'm way worse. 😏
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will you whisper dirty things that
make my cheeks blush, as you
spank me on the other ones?
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never be like those people
who made you feel like you
were completely forgettable
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wish me luck. I've done something either smart or stupid. I'm unsure which it is. but, YOLO right? uh, RIGHT?? 😬 send thots and prayers, and snacks... 🙏😂
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drop your senior pic
am I doing this right?
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don't forget to remind yourselves of something you love, or at least one thing you like about yourself today.
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always take time to notice
the beauty in the mundane.
it's those little things
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I put two and two together and nearly had an orgy
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4 things that make me smile:
1. love
2. laughter
3. little things
4. you
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I hope this story
I write with you
has no ending.
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do me against the window, so we can show them all what they're missing...
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A full Beaver Moon 🌙 is what gynaecologists get trained to see daily...
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ignoring feelings doesn't
make them go away
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it's not about just
wanting to love you.
it's wanting to give you
the love you truly deserve.
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Always enjoy a good sleep-in. The only thing is, you have to actually sleep to get one.
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if you ever feel lonely on Halloween, just remember that the skeletons in your closet will always be there for you
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will you cross my hot buns?
and then butter them
- Easter flirting
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you can try and tempt fate,
but you can't escape it
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the beautiful thing about starting anew, is being able to write the story you wanted from the start. it might be different to how you envisaged, but write it as if nothing's off limits. because often the only limit is oneself.
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always wondered why lakes don't get along with rivers. I think they can’t stand the current drama
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some of you deserve way more than you settle for. including giving credit towards yourself.
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wish you were here right now doing all manner of unspeakable things...
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babe, can you carry my boobs?
they're getting heavy...
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why be sad, when you can be perky? like a nice set of boobs.
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don't be scared.
you have nothing to fear
and everything to gain.
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@CrissieC
be slow, gentle (esp if uncut), no hard teeth. with hands: it's a cock, not a Shake Weight! vary up the moves. build up! don't neglect the shaft, head, balls, sensitive areas especially the tip. control gag, go deep. frenulum tease. eye contact. suck. blow. hum. tap. stroke. edge
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who needs real clothes when there's lingerie?
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fast cars to take us anywhere.
as long as it's with you.
floor it, baby.
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have you loved yourself today? not in the hands-on self-pleasure way, pervs, but really appreciated who you are, and what you bring to the table?
if the answer's no, maybe you should
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she's got fire in her soul.
a twinkle in her eye.
and a very dirty mind.
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Almost everything on Twitter can be about butt stuff...
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som people on here really need to buy a fleshlight, and stick a wig on it, and it shows... 😂
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I hope the sun still
shines in your heart, in
the spaces I occupied.
I hope you still smile
when you think of me.
🖤
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they say you can't turn a hoe into a housewife, but if you're desperate and own gardening tools, you could always put a wig and lipstick on one and pretend 🤷♀️
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I know you've had a hard week. maybe you should let me come and sit on your lap about it...
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