Jesse
@jverona77
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dad of 2. blue voter, always….also @jverona77 on BlueSky but never there - Occasionally funny.
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Sharp Carousel dead at 22
Sharp Carousel died suddenly at home on Saturday, Dec 30. She was found unresponsive on the kitchen counter, the same spot she’s been on for the past 7 years. She was 22.
“I was bummed that I couldn’t warm my coffee,” said Jesse. “I put my cup in,…
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Last night I hosted some family and when it was time to clean up my brother suggested I let the wives do it while “us guys relaxed”. I am adamantly against this. It’s not the women in our lives jobs to clean up after us. If you are a guy who thinks it’s their job, do better.
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USPS Tracking:
1) Package has left facility
2) We have no fucking idea
3) Package delivered
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I have come to a very difficult professional decision. If you’ve been following me you probably know I am a widower and a single dad of 2 and work as a firefighter.
I have been in talks to leave as the idea of my children losing a second parent and becoming orphans is too…
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If you didn’t know, now you do.
As a first responder I am asking you to RT.
It could save a life.
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I was at Food Lion yesterday and I got in line to check out and randomly I peeked over to the aisle to my right. Jackpot. One person in line with 1 item only. I came over to that line and she was telling them how that pie is her dad’s favorite part of Christmas.
When they told…
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How old does a kid have to be before you can call him an ass hole? Please say 8.
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Can a box of Stovetop Stuffing be a dinner?
Asking for someone who ate a box of stuffing for dinner.
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I’m just going to say it. No one actually likes corned beef and cabbage. No one. There is a reason it only makes an appearance once a year....because it’s fucking gross.
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I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married....now I am no rocket scientist, but shouldn't that be an even number!?
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Be careful out there. I had four Carolina Panthers tickets on my dash and someone smashed the window and left two more
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For anyone who wasn’t aware or doesn’t know what I am about. That was my wife in that picture yesterday. She was killed by a drunk driver this time in 2020. I am here in support of any other widows / widowers. You’re not alone.
I became a single dad of two that day 💔
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Did your kids ever pronounce anything wrong that was super cute and ultimately went away?
My kid used to call napkins: Nakiums like nak-E-ums.
I miss it.
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What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy...
Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.
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If you have a friend who has lost someone such as a child or a spouse, please know this……we like when you talk about them. You’re not reminding us they died, you’re letting us know you remember that they lived.
Please don’t ever forget this.
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I am going to admit something personal because maybe it will help someone else in my shoes. I’ve been shitty at dealing with emotions after Aly’s passing. I am finally, after 3 1/2 years, seeking someone to talk to professionally. I need to get in a better headspace.
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I got the job!!
So I emailed them asking if they were still considering candidates or if a decision had been made! They were missing a character in my email and re-sent it!!
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What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy...
Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.
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You have 1 hour to sit here and talk to anyone you choose. Who do you pick?
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Aly’s mom planted a garden in her memory. Bill and I did the stone work.
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What’s a food you hate that it seems many people love?
I’ll go first.
Sushi
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Tonight we decided to do a fancy dress-up dinner. We donned some nice clothes, lit some candles, and pretended that pizza is fancy. It was such a nice change of pace. 6 asked if we could do a special dinner every Saturday, so next week we're planning on having dinner in our…
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Omg!
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Are you a grudge holder or do you forgive?
Asking for me. A guy who won’t forgive his narcissist mother.
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How old were your kids before you let them in a public bathroom alone?
Asking as a single dad w a daughter who wants no part of going in the mens room even when it’s a singular one.
If you mock me for this, you are blocked. Instantly.
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I’m just gonna say it. No one actually likes corned beef and cabbage. No one. There is a reason it only makes an appearance once a year....because it’s gross.
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I am officially cool!!!! Henry Winkler follows me! We are naming our kitten Fonz!
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ATTENTION: I am going to be maybe blocking the following people since they haven't said anything to me in awhile, or possibly get upset at some of my posts, so if you are on this list and do not want to be unfriended say something and let me know!
Charlie Strong
Kendra Pertilla…
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Remember when we all had to square dance in our grade school gyms? That was weird.
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I was a dishwasher when I was 15. If you walked into this at work what would you say to your boss in 10 words or fewer?
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Special shoutout to my brother and his wife!!! First born son, Lucas Anthony!!! Born today at 4:11 PM !!!!!!!
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I am invited to a wedding in 7 months
Couple has been dating 6 months and broken up 3x
She's pregnant and it might not be his
Should I go?
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When I got married I thought it would be her and I vs the world…
We did everything together…
We were perfect for each other…
But we lost her…
Don’t fucking drink and drive…
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If you were to hire someone to help you, would it be with cleaning, cooking, or yard work?
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I want a date where we just watch a movie or two and order a fuck ton of appetizers so we can pick at whatever we want without caring what is left over
Anyone else think this is awesome or is it just me?
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I did this when my daughter turned 7. Now doing it for my son.
He turns 5 very soon in April.
Send him birthday wishes and I promise to read every single one to him provided they are child appropriate.
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Holy F. I can’t believe
@hwinkler4real
QT’d me and I can’t even tell anyone in real life because I don’t want them following me 😂😂
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You guys won’t believe this. If you recall on Monday I tweeted about a job I wanted that had been a long process. I was expecting an offer on Monday but instead was told they were not hiring anymore.
The senior VP called me today advising this:
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Happy 7th birthday to my fashion obsessed, animal whispering, baby loving, fiercely independent, incredibly loud, ALWAYS HUNGRY, sassy little firecracker!!! Just like your mom, in so many ways, you are a force to be reckoned with and I will do my best to always remind you of that…
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Ok…. If I make chicken and waffle nachos for us would you give it a try??
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What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy...
Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.
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I've just been sitting here thinking of a name for this chair. Someone help me out please!
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I’ve lived in my house for 12 years and have a light switch that I’ve yet to discover what it’s connected to. But everyday I flip it off when I leave. Or maybe I’m flipping it on. I have no clue.
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Have you ever had a fling with someone you worked with?
(Not asking for me, seriously)
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This sassy and fiercely independent warrior princess will be 7 in nine days. Any birthday wishes to her will be read to her on her special day so I am doing this ahead of time.
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Please tell me I’m not the only one who sees Beavis in the form of a hair
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Since we are in the holiday season, this is your annual reminder to be nice to hospitality employees, even when they get it wrong.
Working countless hours, eating on your feet, missing out on festivities with friends and family, and wearing yourself thin are things all…
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Proud Dad Moment
My four year old is reading on his own. Actually reading ♥️📚
Hard work pays off
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What. The. Actual. Fuck.
I love football too. But IT’S JUST FOOTBALL.
BREAKING:
#Bills
kicker Tyler Bass has deactivated all his social media accounts after receiving DEATH THREATS over his missed kick last night, per reports.
😳
This is unacceptable.
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What’s a food you hate that most people love?
I’ll go first.
Sushi
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💔 Valentine’s Day 2017 💔
I posted:
she still hasn't figured out I don't deserve her.
But hey, everyday is another opportunity for her to try 🤣
Happy valentines day my love
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