I miss the perfect moment in time when @djkhaled was the voice our @waze navigator. The world hasn’t been the same since.

Just a reminder: We didn’t outlaw cigarettes. We just put a bunch of sensible laws around them and as a result hundreds of thousands of gruesome deaths were prevented.

Data reported by Canadian police in 2019 says impaired-driving crashes killed 155 people. Car crashes involving sober drivers killed 1,607 people. No one would look at raw numbers and conclude, “Sober driving is more dangerous.” But many do that with vaccination status.

Just me, alone, scrolling through Instagram, whispering out loud with total sincerity: “god I love bird content.”

I’m so sorry I haven’t replied to your email! The pandemic made me forget how to gather up the tattered threads of my identity and assemble them into a patchwork performance of self that I can, through force of habit, project to the world. Let’s touch base when things calm down!!

And then impatience outweighs data and you end up with this nonsense.

Leafs seem to be playing a very data-driven game** And I am needing v hard for it. #TORvsMTL **With admittedly minimal context for this season, based on absorbing approx 48 hrs of commentary, and just being a nerd for the idea of data-driven-anything.

taxes aren't fun, per se, but like... kudos to whomever on the @HRBlockCanada UX team decided to include this CTA on the confirmation screen, because i am having the time of my life making it rain digital confetti.

we made a thing

Hey Millennials trying to "clap back" at Gen Z? Just... stop. Let them have this. We already had our years of setting trends and shitting on "out of touch" 30-somethings. We're not cool anymore, and that's ok. (Besides, our kids will do the same to them. Circle of life, baby.)

Pop Culture has Millennial'd entirely too hard today.

Paddington is the single purest sliver of goodness on Twitter.

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :) Day 95: I sure do miss my friends .... Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

And this is the point.

100% here for top-tier mitten content.

Donald Trump now furiously seeking a younger, hotter third impeachment.

Never forget in THIS MOMENT in the NATION'S HISTORT we are comparing DEMANDING EQUALITY to ATTEMPTING TO OVERTHROW THE COUNTRY.