Sara Warf
@SaraBWarf
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Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Chapel Hill, NC
Joined May 2017
“‘Your internet connection is unstable.’ Yeah, so am I, you ain’t special.” —me talking to my computer this afternoon just before suddenly becoming very aware that I was mid-class with my mic on.
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I made this pair of figurines for my daughter who adores Wicked. I have zero artistic talent so I was particularly pleased with how they came out ♥️
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Same question here.
hey can I please see your pet(s)?.
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Yesterday I thought “wonder if I could make my own kraken necklace out of polymer clay” and ordered the materials. Finished these today. Not the most professional, but still pretty neat!
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These are the best kinds of games to play with your kids, because no one has any experience or advantage and everyone inevitably gets excited when anyone else succeeds.
Dudes can just invent new hobbies to entertain themselves
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See also: peek and peak.
I’m not very pedantic about language and grammar but the fact that no one seems to know the difference between pique and peak is really starting to worry me.
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A birdfeeder camera but for a bug zapper so I can see all the mosquitoes that torment us and the kids get fried to death. Is this anything.
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Just saw the new Superman and it was awesome! Never have I seen a dog’s behavior so accurately depicted on film 😂
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🛀🛀🛀.
California woman has been receiving hundreds of Amazon packages that she never ordered for over a year now, says she is living through hell. The Bay Area woman says an Amazon Chinese seat cover seller listed her home as their return address. To make matters worse, the seat
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RT @thesarahyork: I don’t have it in me for four years of US senators posting every time Trump breaks the law. Get your peers together and….
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Fyi, all, I am gonna be spending more time over at Bluesky from now on. If you do the same and decide to follow me, please leave me a comment so I know you're there and can follow you back!
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I will never understand how my beloved state consistently elects great governors and simultaneously goes red in the presidential race.
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Expressions I just explained to my daughter:.• Six of one, half a dozen of another.• An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.• Hunger is the best pickle. She lost interest about halfway through but I bravely persevered
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Uhhhh is this Melania in the room with us right now?.
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Me at 7am: Today is my last class for a while. Ooh, I’ll wear my favorite dress! .Me, who has voted straight ticket blue since 1996, at 10am: Oh my God
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Hello, my fellow citizens! If you haven’t already, remember to VOTE VOTE VOTE LIKE A BABY GOAT 🗳️
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I DO think that if I had the physique of any professional athlete, it would be of a pickle ball player. Like not to brag but I have broken ZERO hips.
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This is one of my favorite things about being able to text my kids (second only to being able to send them memes): they can ask me for stuff or tell me stuff that they feel like they can’t say out loud. I have made it clear that I will be the Bad Guy at any point if they ask.
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Apparently this exchange happened recently:.12yo son’s teammate: What does your mom do?.Son: She’s a law professor. Teammate: A pickle ball player?
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Man, two of my extremely distinguished colleagues are dressed as Morticia Addams and Alice in Wonderland. I BLEW IT.
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