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MEAT EMPRESS. Old wrestling, terrible movies, terribler music. In this house we respect Sherri Martel.
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that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about…
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Matt Hardy, waddling into Tony's office like a duck, dragging Jeff's unconscious body behind him: why aren't we the tag team champions
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@neokefka_99
Raimi using this scene to go "hey remember when I did Evil Dead" was so good. The zooms on the chainsaw are so incredibly Sam Raimi.
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"People would rather watch old men than me" is a hell of a self own
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Yes she needs to fire her manager who *checks notes* keeps getting her well received roles as strong characters in popular movies.
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I can't believe I used to think Jarrett sucked.
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My favourite part of the new Planet of the Apes movies was when Ceasar said "we're og apes talking shit"
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Finally a president I can believe in
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Me watching Chris Jericho erode his public image and likability over the past year.
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Isn't cheering on the Khans potentially buying WWE just cheering for another monopoly on major professional wrestling promotions
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@LocalSoundwave
The difference between El Santo and Hulk Hogan is that people still watch El Santo's movies.
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Andrade dumping the old man onto Tony and then dipping is incredibly funny
Charlotte Flair pushed for WWE to go after Andrade whilst Andrade pushed for AEW to go after Ric Flair according to Fightful Select.
Interesting.
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Do indie wrestling fans ever get tired of pretending that this shit isn't embarrassing
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Incredibly good and funny that fascist Wonder Woman organized this and then didn't even show up
Last night at the Museum of Tolerance, Hollywood was supposed to gather to watch the footage from October 7. Not a single celebrity showed up. Fuck their ribbons, and their marches and their signatures. There is no fortitude in Hollywood. They are all a bunch of cowards.
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They've been doing this for years but it's very funny to see a bunch of subhuman right wing chucklefucks suddenly figure out that a punk band isn't on their side and throw a hissy fit about it.
Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong altered the lyrics in “American Idiot” to sing, “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda,” during the band’s performance on Ryan Seacrest’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.
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Blah blah Breaking Bad blah blah Sopranos whatever. Everyone knows what the best TV show ever made is.
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@murderxbryan
Running at full speed shirtless towards a guy with a knife because it's very cold out and I'm impervious to stab wounds
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People thinking you're a fucking moron doesn't make you a great heel, it makes you a fucking moron. And the fact that you don't understand that is one of many reasons that you're a fucking moron.
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Watching the Mania where I'm pretty sure Bret probably hooked up with Salt and/or Pepa
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One day Vince will be trending because he finally fucking died. That will be a good day.
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@tapemachines
In character or not he's absolutely right and this is why I find most of today's stuff so boring. Every single big man has to be pushed as being "surprisingly agile for a big man" cuz they gotta check every box and that's why Omos rules. He's not that. He's a big lumbering oaf.
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A friend who hates wrestling just posted a video of Daniel Garcia dancing and seems to want to know more about AEW now. That man is unstoppable.
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@mikewatcheswcw
They didn't make Sting masks until now when he's almost done. I can't imagine anyone thinking I was good at merchandising for a wrestling company if I missed such an easy (and historically proven) slam dunk as that.
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Why are people going for Lita comparisons when this is so obvious
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I too enjoy not knowing how something as simple as professional wrestling works
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You, dumb: Showgirls is a bad movie
Me, cool and smart: Well...
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@LocalSoundwave
Oh god their poor replies must be absolutely loaded with shrieking WWE weirdos
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@LocalSoundwave
I mean it was probably Sapp. He's the one that was getting mad about the jokes.
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@metaltxt
Like listen I'm an extremely stupid bitch and reading about that scam made me wonder how this woman hasn't accidentally wandered into oncoming traffic after being distracted by a coin
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She knows what she's doing.
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If SRS has half a brain in his head his little chats with EC3 will end immediately. They do ONE and the guy immediately starts spouting far right dogwhistles and acting like anyone who sees that for what it is is overreacting.
But he'll just keep chasing clicks like always.
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@LocalSoundwave
When I press play and the opening riff to this hits in a room full of white 38 year olds
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People on here trying to pretend Taya Valkyrie isn't a freakishly hot super vixen. Unbelievable. The weird losers of wrestling twitter never cease to amaze.
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Jushin Thunder Liger to be appointed Chief of Police for a day at Sugamo Police Station
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Very funny to me that everyone I like there is just like "yeah those dweebs had it coming. Phil's fine."
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Hi
@VinceMcMahon
just wanted to run an idea by you for Seth's mystery opponent. Now hear me out
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Jeff Jarrett is the best wrestler alive.
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Britt Baker says she’s gotten zero minutes of live promo time on AEW Dynamite this year.
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It will always be very funny to me that if I criticize WWE the AEW fans think I'm one of them and if I criticize AEW the WWE fans think I'm one of them.
The reality:
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West/Tenay was the best wrestling commentary duo of the 21st century.
Mike Tenay and Don West provided the soundtrack to some of the most incredible moments in IMPACT history.
Ahead of their Hall of Fame induction this Saturday at
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Few people are so consistently spot on with their film takes. Waters is such a treasure.
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All wrestling looks better when it's watched on a badly worn vhs tape
Jushin Liger should never be recorded on any format other than VHS
Nobody wants to see HD Liger
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This piece of shit movie absolutely kicks ass.
I watched SPAWN today for the first time and I need you all to see the 'final battle.'
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Sum 41 were one of the absolute best bands to come out of the pop punk explosion. Catchy songs, killer hooks, and funny as fuck music videos. They'll be missed.
back in 2003 Sum 41 was hyping their new song “The Hell Song” music video having all these celebrity guest stars appear and then it finally aired on MTV and it was this
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100%. Piccolo is my guy and that first DBZ run where he proves himself good by raising Gohan is some absolutely top tier redemption arc shit.
Piccolo and Vegeta, two of the best arcs of all time. Even these monsters can be men, good men
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None of this is true lmao
“Nobody ever says a thing about men’s bodies,” says Billie Eilish. “If you’re muscular, cool. If you’re not, cool. If you’re rail thin, cool. If you have a dad bod, cool. If you’re pudgy, love it! Everybody’s happy with it. You know why? Because girls are nice. They don’t give a
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The Briscoes were the face of ROH's tag division. Just hang the fuckin belts up. No one comes close.
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Someone goes to the effort of uploading a small, independent Japanese wrestling show to a torrent site and all people can do is complain that there's no English commentary.
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Love how it's a SNES game but they're using NES controllers.
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Stardust shows up on Dynamite and they just never acknowledge that it's Cody
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Some people are saying "is it bad that a pedophile is working with children?" We asked a pedophile. He says no.
Team Vision Dojo Comment On Registered Sex Offender Chasyn Rance Training And Working With Minors
"Chasyn continues to be one of the best trainers in professional wrestling around and there's no denying that."
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Like I said the other day: no one working today has had half the impact that Sting has. I'm so glad he came back for one last run so that he could go out on his own terms and leave the embarassing WWE shot behind him.
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Got the job
Interview went very well. I like my chances. Please send positive energy my way so I can quit this bullshit job and go back to not hating my life.
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He is leaving Odie to die
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Terry Funk vs Atsushi Onita, May 5 1993, Kawasaki Stadium. No rope exploding barbed wire time bomb deathmatch.
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Jon Moxley sitting in the AEW locker room while everyone carries on like a bunch of high school idiots
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Are people seriously clamoring to put Mark on TV this week? Why do you think this is appropriate? Let the man grieve.
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