Sam Picone
@SamPicone
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Comedian/Writer/River Dance Champion/Philanthropist/Compulsive Liar
London, England
Joined February 2009
Fuck knows what this advert is for but I know it had the Tommy Robinson flag shagger frothing at the mouth yesterday š
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Hour 6 of my journey from London to Liverpool. Queued for 2hrs at Crewe for a rail replacement bus but none available. Got a cab & 5 mins in my driver almost crashed on the M62, heās put the windows down to stay awake. 45 mins to go. Best birthday ever, thanks @AvantiWestCoast š„³
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Play it at my funeral.
There should be a Freeview channel dedicated to just playing this on loop for the next 20 years
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Omg Ed Davey has just been in a horrible zip line accident on the way to his polling station. R.I.P
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The 2nd leg of my Smart Casual tour is on sale tomorrow with extra dates up and down the country x
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Top tip. If you write 'I'm going to kill myself' on the NatWest chatbot they put you straight through to a human.
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Why tf does Drake look like heās about to ask a girl outside Westfield Stratford to rate him out of 10?
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Donāt know about the rest of you but for me this app has basically turned into LiveLeak 2024. Call me a prude but donāt really fancy starting my day with a cartel beheading video.
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I was featured in the Guardianās Comedy Q&A section yesterday, available to read below x https://t.co/aRZraXqB3l
theguardian.com
The standup on the best advice heās ever been given, performing on the London Eye and becoming a viral sensation
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