Jeff Innocent
@InnocentJeff
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The 2nd leg of my Smart Casual tour is now on sale x
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I'm feeling like a key worker with all this love I'm getting. It means a real lot to me. Once we are all back to normal and I'm gigging at your nearest club please come up and say hello.
#LockdownLove
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This is a note our 14 year old son left for us this morning after we came home drunk last night.
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I never stop missing my old Whippet Jack but it's been 5 yrs now so I hope he won't mind me bringing this little beauty into the family. His name is Dash. Whippet x Greyhound. All dogs are emotional support dogs.
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Happy Anniversary to my lovely Karima. 27 years today 'and it don't seem a day too much'
I love her so and want the world to know
X
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The Smart Casual Tour 2024. Tickets on sale Friday 29th September at 10am.
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Brilliant night supporting John Bishop in Oxford tonight.
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I was featured in the Guardian’s Comedy Q&A section yesterday, available to read below x
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Thanks to everyone. So happy about the whole thing.
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Thank you Birmingham and thank you to everyone who came out to my 2 sold out shows at the
@mac_birmingham
- this isn’t an ad, more an homage to a cultural hotspot in the city. It’s been a pleasure, I’ll be back in the Autumn time for the 2nd leg of the
#SmartCasualTour
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They say we've all got a double. Just wasn't expecting it to be a woman. She's a Jazz singer residing in Japan.
@springdaycomedy
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Here’s a tour update for everyone. Extra dates added for Birmingham, Cambridge and a new date in Cardiff. More dates being announced soon.
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Just had a Polish cab driver in Manchester complaining about multi culturalism and how Africa is poor because black people are lazy. Wrong passenger my friend. Needless to say he didn't get paid. What a welcome to 2020.
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Apologies (to other comedians) for showing off by retweeting this. But sometimes you have to allow yourself a bit of glory.
This man was unfollowable tonight at the 40 Years of Alternative Comedy gig. Absolutely smashed it, people were in bits. He looked as if he was having a lot of fun in that room tonight. It doesn’t really get much better than watching
@InnocentJeff
🙌🏻
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Apologies I haven't posted for a while. Been seduced by those losers over on Facebook. They mean nothing to me, it was just a silly fling. It's you that I love.
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Tickets for my new night Jeff Innocent & Friends are available now. Link in my bio x
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I wonder how long it's going to be before someone stops me in the street and says, didn't you used to be a comedian? Still, probably better now than after a gig.
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My 15 year old son just played me a Jimi Hendrix song on his phone and said, "Dad, do you know who this is"?
I've waited a long time for this.
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Isn't the world a better place WITHOUT football. It's so effing boring.
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Childhood blighted by alcoholic wife beating criminal dad. 2 sisters died of heroin/alcohol addiction. HIV mentally ill brother. First child still born. Wife going blind and a civil war refugee. I'm going deaf. Shame I'm w/c cause that's 6 Ed shows.
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Totally overwhelmed to receive this lovely plaque for being Best Live Comic 2016. Thank you again to all those who voted for me.
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At home getting drunk and fighting with the dog. What else for a comedian to do on a Saturday night? Reminds me of the Jongleurs days?
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Privileged to be voted winner Best Live Comic 2016 by my peers. Genuinely chuffed. Thank you everyone. x
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Spending so much time with my teenage son during lock down has allowed me to hone my repertoire of 'dad jokes'.
"Big up all the key workers at Timpsons".
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So privileged to be headlining at The Cape Town Comedy Festival.
My kind of town.
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Dash. 7 months old. Born in the North. Greyhound mum. Whippet dad. Not for sale.
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The 2nd leg of my Smart Casual tour is on sale tomorrow with extra dates up and down the country x
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My mate Russel the cabbie taking time out from helping key workers to take me to the supermarket and take the piss out of my disability
#Yardiefoot
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Episode 2 of my new podcast Smart Casual With Jeff Innocent is now available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. My guest this week is the brilliant
@GeoffNorcott
. Make sure to leave a review and subscribe.
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Pure joy for me to feel like a proper comedian this week at
@bananacabaret
@comedystoreuk
@RedLionE1
Had audiences you dream about and on with the likes of
@tomwardvoice
@lauralexx1
@miltonjones
@SeanCollins66
Loving it and learning it more than ever.
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That is very very wrong and certainly wouldn't have happened when The Twins were alive. In fact I've a good mind to pay 'em a visit myself.
@RickyGroverUK
@rguvnor
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Anyone else stopped buying shit online because they've realised this is going on for longer than we thought and have done some sums?
#dogwhistles
#beardwax
#lpcovers
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Good news magpie lovers. Shirley, that's what I ended up naming her, has flown to freedom. It took all day and many cagoling visits from her parents but she finally took to air. I wonder if I shall ever see her again.
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First Saturday night off in 20 yrs spent at The Apollo with Todd the Godd.
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Still got it.
@InnocentJeff
just ruined our punchball challenge for everyone!
No run up whatsoever!
@milomccabe
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I'm starting a Stand Up Comedy Workshop at UP THE CREEK Sun Oct 3 for 6 wks. Beginners and new acts welcome. Further details, jeffinnocent
@msn
.com
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Sad to hear that Liverpool has lost it’s World Heritage Status due to property developers. I’ll be up at Hot Water Comedy Club this weekend to help reinstate it.
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A little clip from this week’s episode with
@DaneBaptweets
. Listen now in Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
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He's now playing me Echoes by Pink Floyd and saying it's 24 minutes long is that alright Dad? Kids eh? Sometimes you've got to wait for them to come to you.
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For those of you who missed out on London tickets for the first leg of my UK tour, I will be doing a short run at the
@sohotheatre
in May. Tickets available below x
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Just a reminder that episode 2 of my new podcast Smart Casual is out now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Give it a listen, review and subscribe. Here’s a snippet.
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"Many more families will lose loved ones before their time." What? Unlike before the virus with the the Tory cuts on the NHS and public services.
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We also enjoy pie and chips in the south. But pie and mash as a distinct dish uses a different (minced) meat filling and a different pastry from pie and chips. It also uses liquor (parsley sauce) not gravy. To mix those up, to me, you might as well be a grass.
@InnocentJeff
@RickyGroverUK
@rguvnor
Now then. Where do I start. Pie, chips and gravy is very acceptable in the North. This looks rank, not even proper chips. McCains oven chips by the looks of it. Also the pies have been very lazily dumped upside down out of their foil trays. It should look like this.
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People of Glasgow. Have a break from stabbing, smoking and dying of alcohol related diseases and come to The Stand for a laugh with me who according to stats at 62 is the oldest man in town.
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At his best he encapsulated everything comedians should strive for.
🍌Can't call yourself a comedy buff if you ain't seen Ian Cognito ❤️
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Will the footballers taking the knee be boycotting the World Cup in Qatar because of the thousands of black lives lost or exploited in the building of the stadiums?
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Thank you. Brighton is a special place for a man that looks like me. One of the best places in the world for stand up comedy. Missing it but hopefully back this year.
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While I'm showing my softer side (which ends today by the way) check out this scene from the balcony of my hotel. Born last night as I arrived.
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I'm out
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Hot Water was as good as any comedy club can get last night. When they love you here, they really love you. Let’s do it again tonight.
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My pleasure. It turns out that St Albans is at the cutting edge of stand up comedy appreciation. Who would have thought? Great audience, see you next year.
Flashback to our sell out finale night of our
#HatsOffComedy
weekender in St Albans with brilliant
@InnocentJeff
A very very popular act 🎩
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It's never gone away. And Trump calls them 'good people' Don't ever drop your guard.
Auschwitz memorial condemns presence of Nazi slogan at US anti-lockdown rally
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You are my favourite fan John. I bet I could die up there and you would still say I had a good one. But The Store was great last night. Love to your wife x
Took the Mrs to see my favourite
@comedystoreuk
, Mr
@InnocentJeff
, she loved it! So she’s staying! Very good news. He smashed the room to bits this evening, classic Jeff! Phenomenal set.
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Been on Facebook again for months when I should have been here. I was a fool. I hope it’s not too late.
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Actually these days it's more like the body of a university boffin and the brains of a nightclub bouncer
"The body of a nightclub bouncer and the brain of a university boffin" - The Guardian. Don't miss
@InnocentJeff
at SATURDAY'S Krater Comedy Club!
Tickets:
3 top comedians, 1 cracking compere and FREE entry into Bath's best club night, all in one ticket!
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Overjoyed to have supported comedy Goddess Jo Brand tonight at the historic Viaduct. Fantastic x
Caroline says It’s her Auntie Peggy’s recipe- she’s 90!
Thank you SO much - Hanwell loves you🐻🐱❤️
Sent from my iPhone
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That's a beautiful thing to say Francis. Let's hope we are all back soon doing what we love so much.
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This week’s episode of Smart Casual is up. My guest this week is author
@lloydbradley4
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Just a reminder that my new podcast Smart Casual With Jeff Innocent is available now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. My first guest is the brilliant Russell Hicks. Give it a listen, review and subscribe.
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Good morning. Thanks to everyone who has tuned into my podcast over the past few months. If you’d like to check it out or catch up on episodes, the full first series is available on Spotify. You can find every episode here -
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Here's me rubbing shoulders with comedy history. Got to work with the legendry Arnold Brown tonight at The Store. He's lovely.
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New stand up workshop at Up The Creek starts June 10. Visit for details.
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Is it alright to want to leave your partner for a celebrity even though you and your partner know that it's never going to happen?
#barbarastreisand
#maureenlipman
#chakachakn
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Smart casual, the only way during lock down.
I’ve just realised I’ve not wore anything but Adidas track suits for 6 weeks .
@AdidasVintage
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Glad you added 'middle class' and 'dad paying for stuff' in this follow up tweet. Phew!
#offthehook
How silent* you were.
I’ve watched middle class comics police the language of working class over:
Fat shaming
Cat calling
Misogyny
Slut shaming
And all the other things your dad pays for you to learn at feminsim class
Yet; where are you now? When it counts? Nowhere.
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I haven't been invited.
@PPatsilivas
@CarlDonnelly
@Julian_Deane
My hair's not big enough and jeans not tight enough to hang out with those hipsters.
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Episode 3 of Smart Casual is out today with the wonderful
@callybeaton
. Don’t forget to leave a review and subscribe.
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For those people who think I'm a hard nut, just watched the final battle scene in Seven Samuri and cried my eyes out when Tishero Mifune gets killed. As I do every bloody time. What an incredible, beautiful film.
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A clip from episode 4 of Smart Casual with
@FinTaylorcomedy
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Me and Ryan at The Comedy Junction Blackpool. Great club, top people. Brilliant compare.
@Comedyjunction
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Years of self defence training, haven't been attacked once. What a waste.....
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Episode 7 of Smart Casual is out with the wonderful
@eleanortiernan
. Give it a listen on Apple Podcasts or Spotify.
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