my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

Seahawks DE DeMarcus Lawrence was asked about Bad Bunny’s halftime show and the importance to Spanish speaking people. “We have so many cultures and ethnic backgrounds in America, I think it’s time to start embracing all of them … that’s what really makes America great.”

Victor Wembanyama to reporters today on the killing of two Minneapolis citizens by federal agents: "Every day I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable."

Enough to make the first snowblow pass? Neighbor texted saying they would take the second pass this afternoon so out we go🫡

Another brutal killing by Trump’s ICE agents. Trump, Vance, Noem, Miller, & the whole morally depraved crew have blood on their hands. These killings are happening at their direction. They must be held accountable. Congress must cut-off funding for these heinous acts NOW!

Curt Cignetti walked into the losingest program in college football history, said “google me”, then won the national title in year 2 Insane aura

White Boy Rick pulls out the photo of his late Mother who passed away in April. “She was the biggest Hoosiers fan I knew” Tears are flowing in our section.

Perfection.

Officer 1: “Get out of the car!” <simultaneously> Officer 2: “Get out of here!” The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too. This deserves a clear and fair investigation

Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they

Seeing all these crazy transfer portal stories makes me only appreciate the @GamecockFB trio of LaNorris Sellers, Dylan Stewart and Nyck Harbor even more. LOVE that mindset from those guys. Needs to be celebrated more in the sport.

Snaps required for each sack record: Myles Garrett (23): 437 TJ Watt (22.5): 616 Michael Strahan (22.5): 567

According to @NextGenStats, Myles Garrett had a get-off of 0.23 seconds on his record-breaking sack. To put that in context, his average get-off is 0.70 sec, which leads the league. That's the fastest time recorded by any player on any sack this year. Absolute alien.

MYLES GARRETT STANDS ALONE 👑 He's the new NFL single-season sack leader! 😤 (via @NFL) https://t.co/kc41w1k4bD

Myles Garrett has 0 sacks…. But absolutely had the biggest effect on the game because the Steelers decided that stopping him from getting the sack record was more important than playing offense.

BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See Video (no paywall): https://t.co/olxQ4mRuZJ

https://t.co/Yqs0rLZrTu

Congrats to Indiana. What a game. Hit the music. #BannersOnTheWall https://t.co/E7tUzWvw8a

This can’t be anything but a touchdown. If they try to say this is a fumble and touchback, we’ve lost our way.

When you get into work then realize it’s a short holiday week