Sam Brown (Formerly Tw1tter)
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1/5 of the sketch group The Whitest Kids U' Know and 1/1 of the Sam Brown and the Samtones
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Making
@itrevormoore
really laugh always gave me a sense of accomplishment. I'm so lucky i got to spend the last 20 years trying to get good at that.
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I just want to point out that in Los Angeles they haven't been ticketing cars for street cleaning since March and there is no notable difference in how clean the streets are. It's a $73 ticket.
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In honor and respect of the royal family I'm going to binge watch "Suits".
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@KmanWorldwide
Thank you. Mind blown. Also thank you for not saying “I was today years old when I realized…”
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I think this is the last picture I took with Trevor. A year later we're on our way to finishing and I can't believe he's not here to see it. I love that I still get to work with him and also, in a way, think that I always will be.
A couple years ago I tweeted out that WKUK had just finished their movie script! Now I get to tweet that we just saw the finished animatics for the whole film! Now the animation begins! Excited to get this out there! Thanks to everyone who’s donated!
#GFYDL
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I am so excited to announce that the animated project that me and the other Whitest Kids have been working on for over a decade will be premiering at the 2024 Tribecca Film Fest.
Tribeca Festival Reveals 2024 Feature Film Lineup Including New Movies With Lily Gladstone, Jenna Ortega and Michael Cera
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Tomorrow night me and the other guys will be doing a short stream to touch base with everyone on twitch. Come join us even if you haven't before. 7pm pst sat. 8/21.
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I finally saw Martin Scorsese’s “Taxi” and I just want point out some surprises:
1.) the violence is a lot more cartoony than I thought it would be.
2.) a lot of moments are played for humor.
3.) I always thought Robert De Niro played the taxi driver, not Queen Latifah.
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Whitest Kids U’ Know Wrapping Production on Animated Movie ‘Mars,’ Final WKUK Project After Trevor Moore’s Death via
@variety
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Looking through my feed, found this gem.
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Just in time for back to school...
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I look down at my 3 week old son and I worry. I worry about leaving him in a country with a broken government, a society stricken with mental illness and a dying world... but then he keeps me up all night crying and shitting and I'm like "Good luck with that!"
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Has anyone every thought about writing a heavy metal song but like have lyrics be like soooo evil. Like we’re talking the devil evil.
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If i had a child on the night of the first Whitest Kids live show they'd be able to legally go to a bar tonight. 👴
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Season 3 of Tig and Seek is where i started writing on it. I'm very excited to see what people think of it.
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So... where's his mom gonna send him now? Back to Philadelphia?
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Lightyear is fun because it brings a new context to Toy Story. I knew Andy ditched Woody for an action figure from his favorite movie but I never knew Andy had such shitty taste in movies.
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I have seriously not thought about this in years, but was that whole scholastics book catalog thing evil? Like they took time out of school so we could shop for books every month from a single company. And if you were too dumb for books you could buy a Ferrari poster.
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Say you were into a girl in high school but she was into the new guy in school. The new guy befriends you out of nowhere and helps you 2 get together. He dissappears. You 2 get married and have 3 kids. When the 3rd kid looks EXACTLY like your friend you gotta have some doubts
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“🎶We made a Toy Story 4, we made a Toy Story 4, we said we were done but then we made one more, We made a Toy Story 4🎶” -Trevor Moore to the tune of I’ve Got a Friend In You
‘Toy Story,’ ‘Frozen’ and ‘Zootopia’ Sequels in the Works, Says Bob Iger
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Dear hollywood, today is the last day i could star in a 30 something reboot. Offer only.
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We're in the home stretch of funding this, so if you're excited about it and want to pitch in...
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In the 90's people didn't even refer to kids as autistic, they would call them "video game wizards" and try to stop them from going to California.
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Season 3 of Tig N Seek just dropped on HBOMax. I'm really proud to have contributed and think it's really something special!!!
Tig n Seek season 3 is so much fun.
It really feels like the cast and crew has the most established feel for the characters here. This season is just full of hilarious and endearing surprises.
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Way to go grandpas, Thanksgiving is ruined!
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Every friend you have has fucking hated you at some point.
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The worst part about being sober is I can't roll up to a random group of people and ask if they know where I can get "some of that sticky icky dank kush kush." It was like my main way of making friends.
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Is this tweet about Bowser?
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@JamesUrbaniak
So this is how I find out that I’m slipping lower and lower in the results from googling my own name.
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They should make a Batman movie where they show how his parents die.(sorry for the spoiler)
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If anyone wondered what Trevor's take on Ukraine would be...
I would like to play a friend of Paddington. IMPORTANT: I WILL NOT BE A VILLAIN OR ANYONE WHO IS MEAN TO PADDINGTON! Offer only. DM me for schedule
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It's crazy that in the Fast and Furiousiverse no one really dies except when they die in real life and even then they just move to the beach.
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It's scary how good these social media algorithms are. I'm expecting my first child any day now and all of a sudden every tweet i read is about important it is that my partner gets an abortion.
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Pumped about the new X-men movie. Prof X casting seems bold but at least he’s bald again.
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OK, so it's an interview show like Hot Ones, but on my show the chicken wings are increasingly hot in temperature.
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Also it's funny that Vader meets his son and he's like "it's me, Dad. Want to come work for me?" but he meets his daughter and he is like "throw her in a jail cell and torture her "
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This is by far the best clickbait headline I've ever seen.
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Message for all the kids: it's super easy to fake being sick right now.
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All this stuff about Biden helping people with college loans is great but what about loan shark loans? I REALLY need to know by next Monday.
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Wait a second... Vin Diesel is a stage name?! His real name is Mark Sinclair?! Everything is a lie!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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I rarely get political but I gotta say I’ve hated libertarians since I was a kid. Always charging me for overdue books, and telling me to be quiet when I’m trying to read Mad Magazine. It’s spy vs. spy, I’m gonna laugh!
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I grew up in a white town, in a white state and even though I've had 20yrs living in diverse cities to make up for that, I still did a horrible job of educating myself on race (and gender) inequality. I need to be better. This all makes me sick. With guilt, fear and sadness.
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Oh wow, just realized I started performing live comedy 21 years ago and I was 19y/o. I'm now in the territory of having been doing it for a majority of my life. You'd think I'd be better.
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Its that time off year so here’s my favorite films of ‘22 (in no partic order):
-Nosferatu (dir. Murnau)
-Häxan (dir. Christensen)
-Robin Hood (dir. Dwan)
-Nanook of the North (dir. Flaherty/documentary)
-Dr. Jack (dir. Newmeyer)
-Oliver Twist (dir. Lloyd)
-Payday (dir. Chaplin)
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I want to make a movie about a sketch comedian who gets struck by lightening and it makes it so that Whitest Kids never existed. After that it doesn't change his life in the slightest.
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I can't believe I've been alive 40 years and only now did i realize quart is short for QUARTer of a gallon.
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Can Netflix get back to its roots where it sends me DVDs in the mail and I lie about losing them?
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@timmyisanerd
@worldofcrap
So Trevor's our River Pheonix and I'm our Keanu (obviously). Does that make you our Christina Applegate?
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Watching Encanto for the first time. What the fuck is up with Abuela? She needs to chill the F O. Like if you agree.
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I started playing DnD with my comedy troupe. We entered a magical realm full of strange creatures, adventure and limitless possibilities and almost immediately we started a comedy troupe. In this episode we've got our first show, is it a crit fail or a nat 20? Watch to find out!
WKUK play DnD Episode 4!
Check it out! And SUBSCRIBE to our NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL!
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It's possible someone just woke up on time for a flight they would have missed because of an earthquake.
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@itrevormoore
You didn't have to tweet this. You could have just said this to my face when we were at ihop.
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Today is my birthday! Help me spread the word about my winter sketch sessions!
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I feel like swearing a ton isn't as impressive as it was when i was in fifth grade.
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I guess this settles it, abortion is more bad ass than weed.
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I wish I had something to tweet about today.
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Maybe in Star Wars when they say "a long time ago" they're talking about the 1950's.
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Is my love of Halloween Kills a hot take?
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Confession time, I don't know how to play Magic: the gathering. I'm sorry.
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I’m shocked by the news that Real Time with Bill Maher had writers.
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Oh great, I’m here at the Super Bowl rehearsing all my halftime tunes and Rihanna showed up with two negatives covid tests and everyone believes her that the she doesn’t have Covid. FML. Looks like after all my hard work work work I’ve been bumped 😟
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I still can't believe Eugene Levy won multiple Emmy's for Schitt's Creek but was snubbed by the Academy 8 separate times for his work in the American Pie franchise.
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Is it too late for me to become a "lots of jewelry" guy?
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If the bang bus guys ever offer to give you a ride home DO NOT TAKE IT!
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I'm definitely going to see The Fabelmans, cause if you think about it, the $18 you pay for a ticket is really not a lot to see Steven Spielberg suck his own dick.
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I have yet to get covid AND I have never owned an iphone. Interesting.
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What if it's just Bruce Wayne's parents getting shot in alley and we realize Robert Pattinson has never seen a Batman film?
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Here I am on doughboys talking about my life’s proudest moment.
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What are the chances that at some point of my life I kiss Mark Zuckerberg?
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I just heard about Ivan Reitman and am deeply saddened. Trevor Zach and I had the pleasure of writing with him on a project and it was such an honor. With no hyperbole the man was a legend. My thoughts and prayers go out to his family and the people who worked with him everyday
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Now the strike is over I’m available to play the following characters:
-Fallen on hard times Mario
-A tech guy who doesn’t see a genius’s vision
-A science teacher who is about to get fired
-A math teacher at a bad school
-a Vh1 fan from the 80’s
-an alien with CRAZY arms!
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I've been locked out of my Twitter account for the last 9 months, incase anyone was wondering what was missing.
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Oh great. I didn't pee and now my penis looks like a big water balloon that's slowly leaking fluid. I'm supposed to meet the French ambassador to Panama later and my slacks look insane. FML.
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I just got out of my pitch with AMC for a Breaking Bad spinoff and I gotta say, the reception was WEIRD. I'm sorry but a show about a meth cook who's also a father called "Breaking Dad" is brilliant.
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I just found out that Rihanna is sick and she needs me to fill in for her at the Super Bowl half time show. If you’re not doing anything please check it out! All I know is it’s Sunday at halftime so check your local listings.
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Hear me out... you got the Riddler, you got the Joker but what about a villain called the Prankster. He's kind of like the other two but he's always making YouTube videos where his partner gets mad at him.
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The other Whitest Kids and I are streaming on tomorrow (sat. Jan 28th 4pm PST) . What should we do?
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Was Space Camp just filled with winners of Nickelodeon game shows?
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Has the backlash against photoshopping cold Bernie Sanders into funny places started yet?
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I'm really glad i bought the right vacuum.
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As a die-hard Trumper, I think it would be HILARIOUS if me and all my fellow Trumpers just didn't vote in the 2020 elections. The swamp would be all like "Huh, what the heck?". That would really show 'em.
#youcantmakemevote
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If I had one piece of advice I could pass on to the future generations it's that money is God. Do everything & anything for it. Happiness is overrated and stuff rules.
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Robert De Niro? The guy from Meet The Fockers? In a MOB MOVIE?!
Robert De Niro will star in the Warner Bros. mob drama ‘Wise Guys’ from director Barry Levinson
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So, anyone get any good boners lately?
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I can't wait till I no longer have to hear about Elon Musk. In other words, when I die.
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I played D&D!
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEW WKUK CHANNEL! (if u want to, but we would like it if you did, thanks)
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Did some work on the WKUK movie yesterday. I'm so excited that the foundation is built and working now we get to try to just keep making it better and better.
A couple years ago I tweeted out that WKUK had just finished their movie script! Now I get to tweet that we just saw the finished animatics for the whole film! Now the animation begins! Excited to get this out there! Thanks to everyone who’s donated!
#GFYDL
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Anyone else find it funny that Euphoria was like "check it out we have a show starring a black woman AND a trans woman" then season 2 they're like "TWIST, it's actually about the white girl with the well connected, famous dad."
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