The least empathetic body of water has to be the Crimea River.

My favorite hockey players? Oh probably Gourdie Howl Clawed LeBoo Gristle Oozegood Payne Gravesky Pall Coffin Yikes Modano Moritz Spider Brett Skull Dark Nessier Zomby Gorr Ron Hexedall Vaclav Necromancy Stevil Eyezerman Pavel Bure’d Alive Scerry Chainsawchuck Surgery Headsarov

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

Letterbox’s slogan should be “If you see something say something.”

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde: "The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors...may I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away."

Trump should make Mike Rowe secretary of Management. Just so he can say “I’m a bit of a Micromanager.” You get it. I’m outta here…

Made a Festive Spooky Nudist art print! 12"x20" screen print. First 50 orders get a little mini-print! https://t.co/csmLy9YvLU

Ever wonder what is exactly my shit?

Is my wife constantly buying bad coffee considered grounds for divorce?

Well - he’s the best, and I can’t wait to follow his work next season. Truly one of a kind on and off the mic.

I was shaking the whole time, I could barely hold my phone to my ear. I consider this moment an absolute unimpeachable highlight in my career. I think about this gesture, by Jeff, OFTEN.

I told him about being from Detroit and growing up with the Yzerman / Lidstrom crew and he regaled me with a couple incredible stories about that team.

I had JUST watched him on TV and he was calling to thank me for the tube and asked me about where I grew up / my history with hockey.

When he received the tube, he asked me for my phone number. At that time he was on TV live every day doing Hockey Central. I watched every day. I gave him my number, and as the show ended - I watched him pick up his phone, and a second later - mine started to ring. It was JEFF.

So I reached out and said I’d love to send him a tube of some prints since I drew most of them while listening to his podcasts! He wrote back appreciative and excited. We messaged a few times - it was a THRILL.

A lot of hockey folks are talking about my favorite guy in the biz, @JeffMarek and I wanted to share a quick story about why I think he's an absolute ACE. I design concert posters for a living and Jeff had mentioned on a podcast that he liked a few of the bands I’d worked for.

Every time a new season of The Bear comes out, I can’t help but think, “Damn… Timothy Treadwell would have loved this.”

Here's my poster for Dead and Company and their run of shows at the SPHERE - June 20/21/22. It's a big ol print - 24"x36" and available in Foil and Paper editions. Signed and numbered. https://t.co/M2FFbpirPd

Poster legend @KmanWorldwide has made a limited edition poster for Royal Albert Hall that will be available at the venue on show night! You can also grab the last remaining tix to the show here- https://t.co/ejMHciB7pA. WE CANNOT WAIT TO GET TO LONDON AND DO MAKE EM UPS FOR YOU!

Everything @bensears draws makes me smile and nod.

Marvel, hear me out