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@SadKatler
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Me: *on one knee, proposing* obviously no worries if not!!!
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When I was 17, my mum sat me down after my first break up and said “as you get older, you’ll learn to love with a little bit less of your heart.” Here’s a thread with all the times that hasn’t happened
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I started writing because a girl I fancied at school said I’d be good at it. Today I’m very happy to announce that she’s engaged to a guy and I’m three coffees deep into the same, unfunny sentence on a Google doc
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went manic pixie for one exhausting month. Full method acting. Got into Belle and Sebastian, all that stuff. walked up to him at a party in character and asked him to colour my life with the chaos of trouble. That’s a line i stole from 500 days of summer. hurts to type that one
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Basically it’s either that or sit at home, staring at their name going online and offline, letting that moment fade away, and loving with less and less of my heart. Also, my dad died. Wait no he didn’t that’s a lie sorry. fuck. really got to stop doing that.
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...and I’ve ended up with a perfectly curated museum of people’s clothes they’d rather sacrifice than text me back. I’ve checked and some stuff is worth up to like £80
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got so many Ubers to try to save a relationship my bank called because they thought I’d been hacked so I had to tell the whole story to a representative at Santander to prove it was me
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told my friend I was horny for spooning last night and she said the word I’m looking for is “lonely”
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Other names for my phone:
Window of anxiety
The thin lonely brick
Slab of glowing sadness
Rectangle of missing out
Mr Stressful Beep-beep
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guy offered me a cigarette. I took it to seem cool. didn’t know how to smoke so I put it into my pocket STILL LIT
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took a 20hr long Megabus to Paris to meet someone I’d met ONCE. Didn’t tell him til I got there. Didn’t book back-up accommodation.
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tried to steal a guys t-shirt so I had an excuse to text him the next day, forgot to wait until he wasn’t in the room to do it though. had to pretend like I thought it was mine. Also this technique has literally not worked once...
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I’m so lazy if I was Marty McFly and got sent back in time I’d probably just settle down and fuck my mum
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let a guy swing a punching bag at me at the gym as a joke to “see how hard it was”. It knocked me across the room. I had to pretend it was hilarious. It hurt so so so much.
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…then sit in costa by myself for 7 hours until she got back from seeing him. then wave at her parents again as if she’d been with me the entire time.
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Also in cute cat related things,
@poorlycatdraw
did a portrait of my best pal Daisy! It’s perfect I love it 🌻🌼😭 (pic taken five mins before I found out I couldn’t take her to school with me)
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On a date I could tell I was losing her, so panicked and told her my dad died so we had something to talk about. Spent most of final year at uni trying to work out the chain of people who had now heard the lie
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Nothing could have been a better gift today than John Torode’s tea towel catching on fire on This Morning
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secretly got my belly-button pierced to impress a girl. It has been infected ever since. I am too scared to touch it
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Hey, as a man in the industry just wanted to message to say this must be a very difficult time for you, and if you’d like someone to talk to or have sex with just let me know
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told a girl I loved her, got rejected and then let her use me as a cover so she could meet up with a guy she liked. Had to wave at her parents every morning when they dropped her off at the station…
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Smoked a joint to impress someone at a party, got paranoid there were old lady feet underneath my bedroom door, was found crying in my bed, face drained, clutching an oversized teddy bear
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dropped a gram of MDMA to impress a guy, ended up getting taken out of the club by a bouncer while I screamed “PLEASE, JUST LET ME BE SICK IN THE TOILET”
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Ladies! Save money on all those fake eyelashes by just using the insides of a mushroom
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I’m the girl that’s pulled over onto the hard shoulder with her hazard lights on and her head in her hands, who really wants a McFlurry to soften the heartbreak but has to leave it a bit so the drive thru guy won’t know she’s been crying
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went to a street dance class that I knew she’d be at. It was really hard. they made us learn a routine to Beyoncé’s Flawless and insisted we each perform it in small groups while they recorded it for Facebook Live – I ran away
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Ok I guess you’re not ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it
@SadKatler
@rachelparris
Very lazy comedy. There is nothing funny about fucking your mother . Show this tweet to your kids.
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me: hmm, should i come off my antidepressants so i can orgasm or stay on them so i can be happy
men: could i interest you in neither
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telling my crush i like them today. no chance it can backfire. it’s april fools, i’m bulletproof baby
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As a child I would envy being in my rich friends’ houses, but then I’d spot a series of enlarged pictures above their mantelpiece from an expensive photoshoot against a bright white background of them and their whole family doing a conga line and think, nah
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Me, riddled by existential dread, slipping out of my own body and into another plane of angst. also I’m a cat
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Started watching Alan Partridge for the first time last night, realized I apparently have a new style icon
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self promotion is really hard so I’ll let BBC editorial policy’s report of the show speak for us: “Kat and Lizzie are not likeable characters and both refer to mental health issues as a way of excusing their own poor behaviour and as a way of gaining power over other people."
BBC3 is to pilot 'such brave girls', a sitcom by Kat Sadler about a dysfunctional single parent family:
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😭😭😭
Writer of Such Brave Girls, Kat Sadler, is awarded the Emerging Talent: Fiction BAFTA. 👏
#BAFTACraftAwards
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men in their 20s are the worst to break up with because they’re angry you wasted the years they had hair
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ok so over the last few months in lockdown i’ve had literally nothing but time, so i decided to watch a bunch of old films I’ve been told i really should have seen by now. i wish i hadn’t. i’m so angry. here are my reviews
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i miss doing my favourite sex position which is when they roll away from me to go to sleep and i quietly decide that means they don’t love me anymore
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'Such Brave Girls': BBC & Hulu Comedy From Various Artists Ltd & A24 Gets Second Season
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My mum hated Garfield: The Movie (2004) so much she made me and my sister (10 and 8 years old at the time) walk out of the cinema half way through and now uses it as a barometer for how shit something is - “can’t be worse than Garfield”
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condolences for everyone else who now can’t go home and tell their parents they’re wrong about politics while panic googling facts under the table cos halfway through you remember you have absolutely zero knowledge to back it up
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Hope someone’s let the tech guy for the comedy club in hell know that he’s gonna need to set up a projector
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This reads like the 54th text your ex sends you right before he snaps and calls you a whore
Whatever side you're on, our common ground should always be freedom of speech. At least then, we can still talk.
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missed out on hot girl summer this year but got a really good feeling about seasonal affective disorder girl winter
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My sex life is less active than a twitter account for an Edinburgh Fringe two-hander from 2015
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Hello, I’m a man thinking about organising an all female comedy night. Does anyone know any up and coming female comedians? Would anyone be interested? I can’t virtue signal if I google it
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sorry but the only possible way lesbians face extinction is if all the cafes open up again but have no vegan or gluten free options
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worried I’ve forgotten how to kiss and when lockdown is over I’ll lean in and accidentally suck out their soul like a dementor
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Hmm do I wanna pay my rent so I can live or do I wanna pay for therapy so I can live with myself
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therapist has upped me to two sessions a week which must mean i’m REALLY good
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When u have anxiety, someone saying what’s the worst that could happen is less of a rhetorical question and more of a challenge
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Wish someone loved me as much as David Attenborough loves saying the word “bonanza”
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don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my COFFEE:
Crying
Over
Fucking
Fucking
Everything
Ever
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this was so mad and unexpected and i didn't manage to thank anyone properly - especially
@Cloxdale
whose comedy brain is my crisis line 24/7, Jon Petrie and Gregor Sharp at BBC, Piers Wenger and Harpa Manku at
@A24
,
@LARKmanagement
and ofc
@variousartistsl
. Now onto Season 2! ✍️
"Writing's really hard and this is really nice" 👏 Kat Sadler, Lizzie Davidson and the Such Brave Girls team collect their Scripted Comedy BAFTA!
#BAFTATVAwards
with
@pandocruises
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A lot of people have been posting these, so here’s my year in review! It’s been a smasher of a year x
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me: [switching my phone to airplane mode again cos i’m spiralling]
my phone: omg where we goin now you lil jet setter 😉 ✈️ 🌴🌏 wanderlust ⛵️🛶🏝 😎
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The Proclaimers 500 Miles vs Vanessa Carlton 1000 Miles - who’s coping better with their long distance relationship? Me and
@Cloxdale
are back in the lab
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i go to bed surprisingly late for the girl who used to shush everyone at sleepovers
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New series of my favourite funny person
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’s show starts tonight, it’s so great, and here’s my tired spotty face if you like
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Thank god for mum therapists!!! Swapping my Sertraline for tea now. Who knew?!
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cats are dogs for people afraid of being unconditionally loved
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Craig David vs Barenaked Ladies: Who had a better week? In this essay me and
@Cloxdale
will show that
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absolutely wild
The nominees for Best Writer
#BPGAwards
⭐️ Russell T Davies
#RussellTDavies
#DoctorWho
#Nolly
⭐️ Sarah Phelps
@PhelpsieSarah
@BBCOne
⭐️ Kat Sadler
@SadKatler
@BBCThree
⭐️ Will Smith
#SlowHorses
@AppleTV
⭐️ Sally Wainwright
@spiceyw
#HappyValley
@BBCOne
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I always get suspicious looks whenever I go into a fancy department store. Chill out guys, I’m not here to steal anything, I’m just here to do a massive shit in your nice toilets
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Mum just said that she thought Bart Simpson’s catchphrase was “you’ve got to be joking”
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Men: I’m just looking for something casual
Women: I also want to keep things casu-
Men: -I’m just not looking for anything serious right now. I’m sorry to deprive you of a relationship with me *through tears* I know this must be so hard for you
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The only reason I would get married is because I think I’d make excellent ex-wife material. Being married to me would be hell but I’d be really good at passive aggressively picking the kids up on a Sunday night and bitching about you to my sister
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Fuck it, this is the year I’m gonna get back into activism again
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we are contractually obliged to post this picture. please engage with it so we can secure future work
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now they legally have to let me back into the building
Industry Heartthrob™️ and BBC’s least favourite bursary writer
@SadKatler
is gonna be making a SERIES for
@BBCRadio4
next year after GB news turned it down. Get ready for some spicy opinions 🔥🔥🔥
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bit ironic that the very people causing our struggles as millennials are now the only ones that can afford to come to the Edinburgh Fringe and not laugh at our jokes about struggling as millennials
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Had a few people ask me about where they can catch me so here’s my February dates!!
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Worst part of my parents finding out I was sexually active is the fact they made me smoke all the condoms
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Look I’m sorry but your Christmas film doesn’t count unless it has a character doing something sneaky to Tchaikovsky’s Dance of The Sugar-Plum Fairy
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hate how we miss out on stuff happening in america cos we’re asleep. it’s just like when i came back from a wee at the cinema in the middle of half blood prince and dumbledore was dead
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Policeman: Your name?
Crisps: Mini Cheddars
Policeman: Your FULL name
Crisps: (quietly) Miniature Cheddingtons
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Comedian [noun]: a person who cannot do admin choosing a career that entirely depends on doing admin
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i’m in a non-ethical monogamous relationship. we don’t cheat on each other but we buy a LOT of stuff on amazon
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Them: [leaning in to kiss]
Me: [only learned how to kiss from watching Spider-Man] hang on
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no pressure paddington but this account is the tissue paper thin barrier between me and my next breakdown
I think I'll have a slice of cake and put my paws up for 5 minutes.
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Thank god for M&S finally making a cake devoted to my favourite sexual position
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😭🙌✨
Congratulations to
@_brinky
and
@SadKatler
on winning the BBC Radio Comedy Writing Bursary. First all female award in the bursary’s illustrious history.
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Hi does anyone know if travel restrictions apply to the following:
-making my way downtown
-walking fast
-faces pass and I’m homebound??
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Started adding ‘sent from my iPhone’ to the bottom of emails just so it looks like I’ve got places to be
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Me: hello darkness, my old friend
Darkness: please, for the love of god, stop calling me. This is harassment
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I’d make better life choices if the phrase “you’ve made your bed, now lie in it” didn’t sound so cosy
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Watching Grease for the first time in years and the main thing I’ve realised is how much as a kid I tried to convince myself I fancied Danny when really all I wanted to do is fuck Rizzo
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I don’t get sexually objectified, I get emotionally objectified. People look at me and go “damn, I’m gonna unload so much baggage on her”
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