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@SWR_Moaner

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Got a rant about @SW_Railway? Get it off your chest. We'll have a good old moan together.

South East, England
Joined January 2017
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
3 years
Please remind us what our money goes on @SW_Help? #trains
@NickTan09913864
Nick Tanner
4 years
@SWR_Moaner tripped over this yesterday morning on the platform at Berrylands station, suffered internal brushing and injuries to my legs, hands and face, it's been like this for months, just as well there's a strike next week cos I can't work
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Oh dear @SW_Help, you do seem to be struggling today. Short formations, overcrowding, services leaving early and rubbish customer service at #LondonWaterloo. Please get it right one day. Christ. You couldn’t sell a black cat to a witch 🐈‍⬛ @swtrains_watch #trains
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Not a train moan, but a moan about #cyclists. If you drive through #London (esp. during the AM/PM rush hour) do you find that cyclists think they rule the roads nearly causing dangerous collisions? Cutting you up, waiting at traffic lights 5 deep on a narrow cycle lane etc.
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
If you don’t like your job … LEAVE! Don’t cause other people to suffer! #TubeStrike @TfL
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
How can one celebrate bae Liz’s #Jubilee with just one train an hour?
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Do you have any evidence of “cattle on the line” at #Godalming this morning @SW_Help? Your excuses are getting worse.
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Sound advice.
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Revenue Protection are on fire again today. An innocent passenger asked to buy a ticket at WAT with her cash ready and was instantly made a criminal by the attitude of the RPO. Come on @SW_Help. The attitude of these RPOs need to stop! @swtrains_watch #trains
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
How do you rate @SW_Help?
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Answer this @SW_Help and @networkrail. What made you decide to do these works between #Guildford and #Petersfield during half term? No consideration for parents wanting to take their kids to London! @swtrains_watch #trains
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Oh dear @SW_Help. The 10:22 replacement bus from #Farncombe to #Guildford has broken down. Problems every day so far. This is NOT acceptable. No explanation from the driver or anything. Now we will miss the connecting service! @swtrains_watch #trains
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
It’s not very reassuring @SW_Help that your replacement coach drivers have to use satnav to find their way to the stations. One driver said he’s never been to #Farncombe! We have NINE days of this! @swtrains_watch #trains
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
A nine day line closure between #Guildford and #Petersfid from Sat 12th to Sun 20th Feb? You know how to screw people over don’t you @SW_Help. Yet, you still think it’s acceptable to increase your prices? @swtrains_watch #trains
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Maybe I should put an FOI request into @SW_Help to find out how much money they’re wasting on Revenue Protection Officers. #Guildford - 5 #Woking - 7 (on plat 3 alone) #LondonWaterloo - 5 (All standing doing bugger all) Isn’t this a bit excessive? @swtrains_watch #trains
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Automated announcement: “The next station is Woking”. Guard (2 seconds later): “The next station is Woking.
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Oh dear lord @SW_Help. We have another guard who likes the sound of his own voice and making light out of the broken heating in two of the carriages. Don’t joke about it chum. Fix it.
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Also, @SW_Help, why do your onboard guards repeat what the automated voice says within seconds? Too many guards are liking the sound of their own voices.
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Please tell me @SW_Help why your guards and train dispatchers (at Waterloo especially) go over the top with their whistles? Several blasts of 5 seconds is irritating! It’s getting worse.
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Why does the guard always repeat what the automated onboard message says immediately after? 🙄
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@SWR_Moaner
South Western Railway Moaner
4 years
Back on the commute. Let the moaning commence. Come on @SW_Help. Do your worst.
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