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Studier of the Peruna Boson and its implications in the structural formation and integrity of SMU athletics.
Stuck in a time loop send hel-
Joined July 2023
TCU poverty team confirmed???
NEW: TCU QB Josh Hoover plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, ESPN reports. https://t.co/J3FtuTmqWd
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There really should be an asterisk here next to “highest paid WR in Texas A&M history” with a disclaimer they’re talking about NIL and not 1960-2020
Mario Craver has inked a contract extension with Texas A&M, sources tell @On3sports. The deal makes him the highest paid WR in A&M history. https://t.co/bpGJCCHhGM
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The #SMU athletics renaissance keeps progressing. It’s a great time to be a fan/student/alumnus.
SMU volleyball places four players on the AVCA All-America Team. Malaya Jones named first team, Averi Carlson named second team and Jadyn Livings and Favor Anyanwu named honorable mention #PonyUp #GoMustangs @AVCAVolleyball @SMUVolleyball @SMUMustangs
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My heart goes out to all those at Brown University in the aftermath of this senseless violence. https://t.co/5dKukCGAoi
abc6.com
(WLNE)PROVIDENCE, R.I. (WLNE) — Police are currently responding to an active shooter situation at Brown University. ABC 6 News obtained a text alert sent to members of the campus community alerting...
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Absolutely unacceptable. Unwatchable. Untenable. Just cancel the bowl game now.
Alas, there will NOT be a Big Bowl of Bush's Baked Beans dumped on the winning coach of the Bush's Boca Raton Bowl of Beans game but they are planning some funtivities
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Anyone who didn’t watch it could think ND belonged above Miami, somehow. Those of us who watched it know Miami throttled ND for the vast majority of the game and ND got like 80% of their points in borderline garbage time. The committee was right in keeping Miami over ND.
Hunter Yurachek says he told committee members to go back and watch Notre Dame vs Miami.
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*ahem* “California (derogatory)” And that’s all I have to say about that. Time to be online again.
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Hey Cal I know I donated to y’all’s Athletic Fund to support my Calgorithm bros, but please wait a bit after ruining our post-season dreams before asking for more money 😭
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BASKETBALL SCHOOL! ACC >>> SEC
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Lmao bro didn’t even need to finish watching the full first half of the A&M game.
BREAKING: Class of 2026 OT Max Wright has Flipped his Commitment from Texas to SMU, he tells me for @rivals The 6’7 290 OT from Melissa, TX had been Committed to the Longhorns since February “Pony Up!” https://t.co/ga1GxabXko
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I love when a team gets palindromed.
FINAL Temple: 25 North Texas: 52
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It’s Thanksgiving and you all know what that means! It’s time for your annual Alice’s Restaurant singalong! … at least for those of us on the, uh, Group W bench. https://t.co/OpTD6flQlQ
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One more SMU vs Cal """Hate""" week post for the holiday: "You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth"
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Lmao “in CFP rankings for first time since 2024”. What will they say when we win the ACC? “Only second time ever to appear in the playoff”?
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Across the entire platform the CFB memes this year have been top notch. Really solid effort all around 👏👏👏
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PONIES ARE BACK, BABYYY
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I was thinking we’d be around #23 so this is a nice little pleasant surprise!
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Absolute cinema. SMU shitposters cannot be beat!
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