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Sunday! 11am! 90mins-ish of whatever we can dig up at upsettingly short notice. Requests welcome, as ever. Well, almost. Someone's already requested Saturday Night :(

I'm really hoping that @pierrenovellie is wandering around this Halloween as a giant realistic cat

Is Twitter now just a rolling Temu advert with posts interrupting it?

Get your Party Party shoes on! It's happening! It's our 2nd annual album listen-a-thon with 2 solid hours of Black Lace(ish) including the entire Party Crazy album! Plus... - Agadon't - A NEW Black Lace mashup from us, The Blender Saturday! 12pm! https://t.co/EZu9a8X1xN

@ZXGuesser @BarackObama Dear Mr @BarackObama, would you like to guest on the world's Number 1 Rated ALF podcast? It would do wonders for our credibility if you would. Thanks in advance.

My new special is OUT NOW on Netflix! Wang in There, Baby! Look how thrilled I am about it. Streaming worldwide now! 🌏

My new Netflix special is out tomorrow! Find ‘Wang in There, Baby’ now and click ‘Remind Me’ to um, remind you 💋💋💋

It’s like trying to sleep inside a fucking McDonalds apple pie

I'm glad that @thebudpod has finally mic'd up Felipe - his contributions can now be deciphered!

Here is the link! https://t.co/XJAS7bFclt

Also! I know no one is on this nightmare machine anymore but my 2022 Fringe show and 2023 Tour show is now on youtube for free!

Hello, The Media! My debut hour is on at @ThePleasance Courtyard, 8.40pm, Bunker One. In 1992, a priest told a young mother that her baby was cursed to be unlucky his whole life. Decades later, he wrote a show about it (the baby, not the priest). #TweetTheMedia @edfringe

I've just finished reading Pierre's book and it's great! Maybe I shouldn't have taken it on Sunday's trail run in the South Downs but it did get people asking me about it 🤔 It's really informative about autism and made me rethink behaviours (to discover I'm just a weirdo)

Link! https://t.co/0SKiUGQcrD

Book is out now! Thank you to everyone who has sent such incredibly nice, personal feedback

Of course, we were assuming this would never come to pass, but against all the odds, and therefore against everyone's better judgement: THE BLENDER'S OWN GOAL Sunday 14th April :: 12pm Shame we don't know anything about football. Balls. #TheBlender

If I was Gareth Southgate I’d sit in the little dugout and read a book and pretend I didn’t care so that the boys would work harder for my attention