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Inventor of the Dinobots. Founder of the venerable Jack-Off Nation. Sober. NOT Italian.

Boston, MA
Joined August 2020
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
3 years
I literally just hate Republicans. I don't have any other politics.
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
3 hours
Trump got everybody's grandparents killed and leftists are still doing apologia for his voters in fucking 2025
@nbabreadboy
Ethical Trillionaire 🚨
3 hours
@SJWheeljack @collaredshotgun People voted for Trump both times because they think he represents change in one way or another to the broken country they live in. The Democrats have managed to position themselves as the party of business as usual, and that doesn’t work. They need to admit there is a problem.
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
4 hours
I actually don't have to imagine it, the first vote I ever cast was for Obama in 2008 because I knew even that if he didn't support marriage equality that Democrats were still the path forward for LGBTQ rights. I lived that. I made that choice. Sack up please.
@chazzaward1
chazzaward1
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@Perez94Ie @SJWheeljack @MsCarterSquad @RealWungusBill @collaredshotgun If you told a gay person pre-gay marriage legalisation that we should "follow the law", what fucking message do you think that sends to the person? She alienated existing voters to try and grab republican voters, and failed.
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
4 hours
ban tripods from the gym floor I am dead serious
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@29holden
Holden Kodish
4 hours
@SJWheeljack @collaredshotgun Dog, you roleplay as an anti-Italian version of Wheeljack from Transformers. You sure your brains fully developed.
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
5 hours
fuck it, yolo right? let's just burn money before the economy collapses
@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
10 days
really want a Boox Palma but I simply cannot justify having another e-reader. low key thinking about giving some away to oomfs who can give them a good home.
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
5 hours
.@MBTA in what universe are 30 minute headways acceptable when there are no stated Red Line delays?
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
5 hours
Wow I love the MBTA
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
15 hours
bruh
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
17 hours
If you watch this video and walk away from it with the conclusion that Buttigieg "trashed" Mamdani you should consider retaking some basic English coursework at your nearest community college. Aren't comedians supposed to be good with language? And like... Funny?
@katewillett
Kate Willett
22 hours
Pete trashing Zohran on a podcast hosted by Republican billionaires
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
18 hours
one of my tables had such a good time that they wanted to take a picture with me 😭
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
1 day
Guy who was in a coma 2021-2024:
@joewrote
Joe Wrote
2 days
These two pics show the entirety of Buttigieg's political career.
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
1 day
these people think they're smarter and more principled than the median voter when they are in fact the median voter
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
1 day
You guys have become a truly humiliating parody of yourselves. Keep endlessly critiquing power I guess.
@JohnReed_1917
John Reed ☭ Джон Рид
2 days
@RoxyTall And he's not even a socialist.
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
2 days
this might sound harsh but I think everyone who reacted negatively to this tweet is a joyless loser. sourpuss behavior.
@TheDemocrats
Democrats
4 days
LIBBING TF OUT
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
2 days
I'm so bad at this game but I keep playing it
@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
8 days
nvm found out about Megabonk
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
2 days
maybe I overestimate the average person's understanding of the concept of satire
@caitlinthehob
Caitlin Hobbs 🇵🇸 (they/them)
4 days
@luxeprogressive Like, growing up it was known that Colbert was for Republicans, Stewart was for Democrats. Why is this being treated as new information
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
2 days
People are extremely psychotic about Pete Buttigieg
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
2 days
I'm becoming reasonably convinced that people on here think the NYC mayoral race was the only election to take place on Tuesday. It's the only thing that explains reactions like this one.
@moorehn
Heidi N. Moore
3 days
It is literally more than I can take to see this hack take credit for Zohran Mamdani's VERY SINGULAR PLATFORM and call it a "Democratic" campaign strategy, when in fact every Democrat tried to kill Zohran's campaign and called him an unrealistic communist for making basic,
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@SJWheeljack
Wheeljack
3 days
did you even say congwatulations?
@EricHovagim
Eric Hovagim
3 days
dems have shifted so far right that neither Pete nor Cory Booker could congratulate Zohran, but fucking Hillary Clinton did
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@nikicaga
Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
3 days
My son is 17 and SCARED of Zohran Mamdani
@yoniChanowitz
Yoni Chanowitz
4 days
Serious post My kid is having anxiety that mandami won I'm trying to calm him down and saying it's going to be fine, but he doesn't believe me I have no idea what to do
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