Hi @My_SPAR do you guys round up your 1,5 ply TP to the nearest digit for package printing? #askingforafriend

Maybe this will get the attention of @MWEBTweets - if you considering them as an ISP, first consider.. 1. The endless call waiting

Liverpool need to make dua now, Salah is not enough

If you tested positive during the first wave, I guess it means you had covid with Makkah

I hate to tell you this, but the only way we slow down the spread of this lethal virus is a second hard lockdown. Or we die in greater numbers. Our ICU facilities can’t cope anymore. Mr President, please do it.

What made us overlook the possibility of a 2020 earthquake though

Isolation/lockdown - creating husbands and wives the way our grandparents knew it to be

If #Coronovirius was able to spread through memes it would be qiyaamah tomorrow

For something that was made in China, I’m surprised that #COVID19 has even lasted this long

So as I understand it, when the #Coronavirus first broke out, those infected went from Chinese to snot-neus

Deconstructed vegan melk tert will be served at a Ghadat in 2025

Are we doing vegan leather this winter or leather?

If there are 10years in a decade, why is 2021 not the first year & 2030 the last year of the new decade? #AskingForAFriend

So let me just get this right- you’re now plant based, but still love a good braai cos you don’t wanna be that hectic?

What is this new kak of ‘first dances’ at Muslim weddings? There, I said it.

I don't even think pornhub has witnessed stage 6 loadshedding.

2 guys, 1 cub

When your teacher walks past you during the exam and says.. "class, please read the question paper carefully"

Serious question - can you marry a football boot?