Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate)
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Folk City Hustler. Culture Vulture. Music. Comedy. Film Twitter. Bart Simpson’s last disciple. Bought & paid for by Raytheon. Writer/Editor at @WrestlingInc.
Chicago, IL
Joined February 2009
Should probably start the big movie thread of 2025📽️.
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[sadly].“Switching gears, Draft Kings Sportsbook is the official betting partner of AEW…”.
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Got an Amazon credit for buying the PPV, so I got HARD BOILED for free. Thanks, AEW!.
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This is very important to me.
Mark Linn-Baker and I are currently appearing at the Fanboy convention in Knoxville Tennessee. I can never tell how long it's been since I've seen him because we pick up right where we left off. It's been like that for close to 40 years.
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Someone get the Red Lobster CEO on the phone. I have an idea. .
Everytime I get to this part in “The Wire” I almost cry at how much I want crab& MGD.
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They've got me on All In live results, so I'm drinking enough Red Bull to kill a rhino.
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I thought they were kidding, but no, that's exactly what the album is.
no i will not be listening to justin bieber’s transracial psychosis album.
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My landlord says I gotta pay for two apartments because mine's got a seam in it now.
tweet like you live in metropolis:.
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Look, it got us a new Clipse album, so maybe just let them cook.
Gen Z denouncing weed & becoming coke heads was not on my generational bingo card.
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“Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddle…”
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Listened to Let God Sort 'Em Out 33 times, maybe more.
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My hometown had two swans that they really weren’t supposed to have and one died and it led to a mass hysteria that included a grave-like statue for the swan and a swan festival. All towns really are just one shock away from being a Shirley Jackson story.
There's a very essential truth that the golden era of The Simpsons gets to which is that small towns are so boring that the people go fully insane.
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Man WWE really grabbing everyone.
HOW DOES THE RIZZLER HAVE THE AAA MEGA TITLE????? LMAO
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"I've seen entire empires crumble and fall.Yes, I've seen it all".
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This is beautiful, man.
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Man hasn’t needed money since “Happy.” He’s just doing it for the love of the game.
Pharrell only show up for the Clipse and Despicable Me. Hilarious clown he is.
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Multitudes
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Album fuckin rules so far holy shit.
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