Ron Sparks
@RonSparksJr
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TV Writer (@22_minutes @StillStandingTV) | Comedian (@JustForLaughs @cbcdebaters @NBCLastComic @TooMuchInfo_TV) | Actor (@NBCTheFirm @VOTonMuch @TheBeaverton)
Toronto, ON
Joined July 2010
I made the original AI image used in the video that "hackers" played on HUD office monitors until they were unplugged Friday morning: https://t.co/6K4wSf1jdb No permission was asked or credit given by those responsible :) #HUD #DOGE #ElonMusk #DonaldTrump #AI #PresidentTrump
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Ryan Reynolds has been named to the Order of Canada. According to the Gov. General, his generous philanthropy was so impressive she simply had to overlook the fact he starred in Green Lantern. I agree. It's time to move on and say: "Congrats, @VancityReynolds. We forgive you."
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Kate Davis and I go mistletoe-to-toe on the topic of Christmas Markets in my latest Debaters episode. It airs on CBC Radio at 11:30am today and 1pm Sat, or find it online here: https://t.co/agTLogq2rQ
#debaters #CBC #comedy #cbcdebaters #cbccomedy #cbcradio #RadioOne #Christmas
cbc.ca
It’s time to get festive with Kate Davis and Ron Sparks as they go mistle-toe-to-toe on Christmas markets.
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The only shocking thing about this is that Trump has not yet figured out a way to charge people.
Melania is on Porn Hub. Not a joke at all. She's the only First Lady in our nation's history who can be viewed for free on a porn site. What does that say about our nation?
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BREAKING: Florida ballerina sentenced to 20 years for manslaughter after shooting husband. She had claimed self defense under Florida's controversial "Arabesque Your Ground" law. https://t.co/DBlOxugGWO
#FloridaWoman #FloridaMan #StandYourGround
usatoday.com
Former ballerina Ashley Benefield, 32, was sentenced Tuesday to 20 years in prison for manslaughter.
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Maybe they weren't smuggling. Maybe they just really like to party.
2 more Canadians arrested in 🇺🇸 smuggling in drugs 27-year-old Vanshpreet Singh and 36-year-old Manpreet Singh, both of Ontario, Canada arrested in Illinois with 1000+ pounds of cocaine with a street value of $40 million+
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On this day in 2007, James Barber, better known to Canadians as The Urban Peasant, died. While he was born in England, he became a beloved Canadian cooking icon. Let's learn more about his life and career :) 🧵1/10
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If Trump-47 doesn't begin with Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Dr. Phil, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan and Roseanne squaring off in a live televised Battle Royal to determine the order in which they get appointed to the Supreme Court... Then we'll know he's lost a step.
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BREAKING: Russian banks are reportedly collapsing. Starting to wish I hadn't exchanged all my money for rubles in 2021. #russianbanks #ruble #slavaukraini #ukraine #RussianBankCollapse
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Umm... Didn't YOU used to sell drugs IN schools?
They’ll try to find any way to keep drug sites near schools and daycares.
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Who tried to have President Trump assassinated? #Trump #Trump2024
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So true! You're the ducking best, duckface :)
All this money going into A.I. and it still doesn’t know that no one would ever want to type “duck you”? Come on. Good morning.
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You heard it here first: Canadians don't have rights.
You’re Canadian, who cares. You don’t have any rights so you wouldn’t understand why we want to keep ours.
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New @cbcdebaters ep premieres Fri Jan 5 @ 1pm on @cbcradio. High Speed Rail pits #BulletTrain fanboy me vs. @TheLeonardChan, then Fave Child has @hoodocomedy vs. @DeborahKimmett in not one but TWO FIGHTS TO THE DEATH! Here's a link to our extended debate:
cbc.ca
Ron Sparks and Leonard Chan stay on track when they take on high-speed rail.
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So sorry to read about the passing of @MatthewPerry 🇨🇦. Far too young! A hilarious and talented actor, but also a very sweet man. His Ottawa school stories still bring a smile to my face... though probably not to Justin Trudeau's. #RIP #MatthewPerry
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Apparently it's #MyXAnniversary! Need gift ideas? I'm registered at Wortner's Gun Works in Chatham, ON.
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