New sketch album

Watching the CBC show Best In Miniatures. At the end of the show, if you win the whole thing, the prize is ten thousand dollars. Which is great. Money is always great. But feels maybe comically miniature? Anyway, for anyone calling to defund the CBC- girl, she been defunded.

The Bear day.

Then please let us know what you’re doing.

And then there’s this guy. He knows the answer is because it doesn’t hurt anyone to be inclusive. People and women are the same # of syllables. it doesn’t cost anything to let people in. But some people build their careers on dickishness. everyone’s got to make a living.

This guy doesn’t even know if these people are citizens, he just wants to ship them out. “X” has become a dark dark place and the racism in this country and on here is so blatant you kind of can’t believe it. But also, sadly, you can.

Lilo and Critch would be a good crossover.

When King Charles is in the country everything seems brighter, food tastes better.

Don’t worry. The recounts fixed it.

LIBS! #electioncanada

I have to wait for my wife to come home to vote, but it’s hard. I thought about voting now and pretending to vote later but I won’t.

Vote Bowell! Vote often! VOTE! #elxn45 #cdnpoli #cpc #lpc

GETTIN HYPED FOR THE CONCLAVE

This is a cool movie about a 6 yr old assassin.

Truth comes out. It was a president shootout.

Wait, another song from The Wiz? Okay.

Adam Sandler forever. #Oscars

Conan’s hands shake when he’s being sincere.

My personal Oscar rankings: 1. A Complete Unknown 2. Anora 3. Conclave 4. The Brutalist 5. Nickel Boys 6. Dune 7. I’m Still Here 8. Wicked 9. The Substance 10. Emilia Perez

Bezos named as next Bond.

Thousands of posts like this from the mass deportation party. So dumb it’s cute.