#NotMyKing. Not now, not ever.

Thanks @SSE, very helpful as usual

How do I claim my winnings? Do fat hearts count?

@SSE No response to my DM. My flat is currently freezing. You have ignored my DMs, even though you asked me to DM you instead of airing my grievances in a public forum. You are a disgrace. Where is my £67 voucher?

What a week willed sycophant you've turned out to be @JeremyClarkson. Have some fucking conviction. At least I'm true to myself when I say #abolishthemonarchy

Me again @Stagecoach... When I get on a bus that has 39 liveried on the side, and the front/side display is still blank, and if it's in the bay for the 30.. when I check the route with the driver, I don't want a sarky comment. I don't appreciate it.

Thanks for the (lack of) response @SSE. Remind me again what your profits were this year - be quick though, my phone is going to die and I can't charge it.

Over seven quid for practically no usage? Can't afford to top up until the end of the week. If I run out of credit, your emergency fiver won't even see me through a night (assuming I'm alive when it gets down to 50p to be able to reinsert the key). Thanks again @SSE: leccy/food?

It's a bit late to be playing cricket isn't it @StagecoachSouth bus #21? Get back on the road!

Why aren't you as angry as me? We need to tear the Tory shitshow down, and now it's your time...

YouGov poll today @trussliz: 43% want an election. That's just Tory. Your party. Imagine how much the entire country wants you out. Or don't, just look at the stats. You. Are. Not. For. The. People. Please go.

Happy 99th birthday to my mom, the irrepressible Mary Morello! “The Most Dangerous Grandma In America”

Retweet if you don't accept "King" Charles

@Tesco the envelope states £7 worth of savings inside. How about you just don't get my hopes up and don't send this shit out - just let me slowly starve to death as the #Tories want? You could give the cost of postage to charity instead of asking me to round up all the time?

Forgot to mention @HantsPolice in this... Don't want to say I told you so, but I fucking did. Put an end to it.

@StagecoachSouth, I take it back... Your extremely helpful driver just informed me that there was an accident involving one of the Hayling bikers... - you listening @AlanMakMP? I've sent you several messages. Stop those fucking bike meets on the island. Dangerous and costly.

I checked before making the journey @stagecoach, and apparently it was on time. I was early. The bus hasn't arrived. I'm not happy.

Oh, and my local shop shuts at 9, so I'm not gonna eat tonight either. Thanks for that

@HantsPolice Well, thanks so much for your time... Your help, advice and actions are very much appreciated. /s

Or, @HantsPolice, you could just continue to ignore me again... I'll assume you're happy with bikes doing 70+ in a residential area. Thanks