if Hunter is the guy who takes down Trump, it’s the funniest and coolest possible outcome. let’s go Hunter. let’s fucking go. you are the man brother. you know so much about Ukrainian natural gas and you’re simply the fucking man

me: i was just mugged ben shapiro: oh wow. what did his penis look like me: what ben shapiro: describe his penis to me in tremendous detail me: uh ben shapiro: was it long and wispy like the smoke coming off a birthday candle [grabbing my collar] TELL ME ABOUT HIS DICK

Feeling bad because instead of advancing work on my goals of career and marriage I spent another day reading 21 year olds on here say stuff like "Was Richard Pryor even supposed to be funny?

Just want women to know I’m obsessed with Lana delrey and astrology like Scorpio, Aries, things of that nature

everyone is worried that Gary Larson is going to come back to make Attack Helicopter stuff but I’m betting he’s into a bizarre ideology. the new Far Side will have technocarlist leanings

Working on increasing my healing with this hyperbaric oxygen chamber

it’s a dark time in the world, but here’s something I’ve been working on! hello there the office from my nightmare the prank on Dwight from the background of the room the unsuspecting Dundie (missing a lot of parts) we can live like Jimming Pam did and wish this never ends

this vegan shit is so easy

LIBERAL LOGIC: 1. SMOKE WEED! 2. DON’T POLLUTE THE AIR!

I live in a Parallel reality.... Where REAL MFs still exist.

Holy shit lmao

you think my bowtie looks nice? no it doesnt! i look like SHIT!! you dont know anything about Mens attire. youre only saying that to FUCK me

pretty much like 80% of the cats in that movie are fake