RocketSpouse
@RocketSpouse
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I was a human being, once. Now I am @GailSimone's husband. Share the rainbow or something!
Joined March 2013
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Ha! Thanks!
@GailSimone @RocketSpouse Happy birthday to a brother in space & rockets. Gail’s birthday is NASA’s so you two were meant to be. It’s a wonderful world!
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Okay, I have an amazing, fantastic, incredible, not-very-interesting weird story that happened last night. Prepare to have your brains blown out by my brilliance in this amazing tale. 1/
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Weird thing I can’t get out of my head. The Fun Bun is a @knotts Berry Farm creation. It’s a huge fresh cinnamon roll, dipped in funnel cake batter, deep fried, and covered with boysenberry cream cheese https://t.co/eYs8hcaZz3 is a delicious gooey nightmare. 1/
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If weird Evangelical album covers were superhero film posters… WANDAVISION
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So I took my lovely wife @GailSimone out for a nice lunch and walk along the beach up the Oregon coast. We found a bench and sat and watched the waves come in. We sat quietly watching nature's beauty. I asked her what she was thinking. "I wonder if Mera could beat Namor."
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Okay. Prepare yourselves for shocking, photographic evidence. Not for the meek. If you are easily frightened, LOOK AWAY.
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@GailSimone When you dine in Quebec Get some love down your neck Poutine When your exiting Banff You’ll need fresh underpanff Poutine Shepherd’s pie is a lie. You must try Poutine
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It's true, never had coffee or beer, either.
@GailSimone @RocketSpouse That's gotta be a fakey.
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Happy Valentine's Day to my incredible wife. You make me happier than you can ever know.
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"there's a WOMAN playing Batgirl in the Batgirl movie. More Soy SJW BS from the Antifa media. Ill never buy another comic book or see another movie ever again. Donate to my patreon" 10,000 dudes on youtube in an hour probably.
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People are still disbelieving that I have never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or a grilled cheese sandwich. They believe in a flat earth, but not sandwich scarcity.
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