Once, a young man named Joe met a girl named Val. He thought she was the girl of his dreams. The Kaian Star Empire had other plans for him and his family. A fun, fast-paced space opera, the Crowns saga is available now in paperback and ebook editions. https://t.co/hJpf2u6sVo

I'm not on twitter much anymore, but if anyone wants to keep in touch, I'm over where the skies are bluer, the grams are insta-er, and the threads are... threadier? All my links are where the trees are linkier in my bio.

I'm not on twitter much anymore, but if anyone wants to keep in touch, I'm over where the skies are bluer, the grams are insta-er, and the threads are... threadier? All my links are where the trees are linkier in my bio.

On this small business Saturday, why not treat yourself (or a loved one who loves sci-fi/fantasy) to a really fun space opera? https://t.co/KdEaC9Zlbq

On this Small Business Saturday, why not buy a really cute print or set of Christmas cards from my mom's Etsy shop? https://t.co/p9rjGvbVDX

As it's Black Friday, a reminder that my mom's Etsy shop carries a great assortment of art prints and Christmas cards for the pet lover in your life (even if that pet lover is you 😉) https://t.co/p9rjGvbVDX

This holiday season, consider shopping my mom's Etsy store for the pet lover in your life (even if the pet lover in your life is you 😁) https://t.co/MYmfp3y0NZ

Is there just no way to get in touch with an @Amazon @AmazonHelp rep anymore? They removed the help chat option from the screen I used to use.

Ebay sellers who don't respond to offers are cowards.

Shingles update: ow.

If just 1 person gave me $1000 right now, then I'd have an extra $1000.

I had forgotten that Cobra Kai season 6 part 2 (of 3) dropped today, so I guess I know what I'm doing the rest of tonight.

Update: they're saying it's shingles. 😢

I have a weird little patch of red bumps on my shoulder blade so I googled it and it took 6 whole results before it told me I have cancer (and those first 5 told me I have nerve damage and/or shingles).

You ever been listening to a song and it seems like the guest is ad-libbing for a real long time, then you realize they're actually doing a full verse and they just have so little vocal presence you didn't know that's what was happening?

With the Christmas season soon upon us, now would be a great time for someone to purchase 4000 copies of my books. https://t.co/KdEaC9Zlbq

Made it all the way through Lower Decks. Not sure what to watch now.

Method Man's first solo album is 30 years old today, which means it's only another 6 or 7 years until it's old enough to play a teenager on TV or in a movie.

I haven't been on Twitter much lately but you can find me other places. https://t.co/QXSUm2sh8N

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Just over here eating "I feel sick" levels of cheese.