Get me on that farm 🕺🏽

Sweet

Oh yea good one...

FIRST LOOK: @Nike debuts outstanding ad using home video of nine-year-old @serenawilliams with father Richard from August 29, 1991

Oh well! That’s life! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What a jump haha

More chance of me learning to fly than there is of me learning to speak Cantonese

Size of those flippers...

Imagine turning up at a protest and having no real idea what you are protesting against. Meet virtually every anti-Trump protester in London.....

South Korea eliminating Germany with Titanic music

https://t.co/EfciPCa9WR

Typhoon inbound 🙃🙂

+852 5744 4191 - gone full commitment on the HK number now 🤘🏼

Christ

I'm 5ft 8, have a slightly lazy eye, eyebrows thicker than serena william's thighs and a penis that curves to the left and somehow this girl consents to sleeping with me so dream big lads anything's possible

My gf texted me back after I told her I’m canceling our plans 2nite cuz I wanna drink beer w/ my friends instead& she’s totally cool w/ it. She told me ”do whatever u want. I find it funny...” I didn’t bother reading the whole message cuz I’m driving but I’m glad she‘s not mad

Last day 🕺🏽