RT @Volume_Knob: Take solace knowing Trebek outlived Connery.

Officially feel like a grownup. Not because of filing taxes or anything--but because I just had the thought of eating cotton candy, and it made me want to puke a little.

I think "giddy-up, jingle horse" is the single sickest reindeer burn of all time.

Thank you @cautiousclayton for spending 13 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped

RT @berniethoughts: HEAT IS JUST REGULAR STUFF ONLY MORE UPSET.

RT @berniethoughts: WHY DOES BEANS SOUP HAVE CALORIES BUT COFFEE DOESN'T.

If anyone wants to find me, I'll be on 65th and Ingleside for the foreseeable future. I hope you fall in love with the song and join me. Big ups @chancetherapper

RT @The_UnSilent_: Media: Lying. Comey: Lying. Obama: Lying. Clinton: Lying. Stormy: Lying. Strozk: Lying. Mueller: Lying. Judges: Lying. 1….

I've got a free ticket to the MOMA PS1 Warm Up on Saturday anybody want it?.

Kneeling for the anthem is not a loss for America. It pays tribute to the freedom America represents. The loss of Anthony Bourdain, though, represents the loss of one of the most resonant voices in American culture--at home and abroad. cc: @JohnGHendy.

A solid reminder why resources like @wtfjht are so important cc: @Matt_Kiser

#whatshappening I get free ice cream for doing this

Remember when the death of Harambe was still a really big deal? Miss you fam.

This is from the website of that racist dude berating people at an NYC lunch spot for speaking Spanish. The irony is remarkably satisfying

Since I made the reference, I figured I had to shout it out @tulanielisa .Shoutout to gravy being tasty af.

RT @berniethoughts: CELERY IS 90% WATER—10% GARBAGE.

In case we needed another reason to #optoutside.

this is changing the game on intelligent machines.

Just googled and dove deep on the history Ruben Studdard. help.

I just need to know. Who the fuck is a laundry enthusiast!?