ska COVID-19. 🤝. The third wave is the worst.

What do you want to know?.

despite all my rage I’m still just a beaver in a gas station.

RT @Volume_Knob: my parents’ good friend is a contractor to the stars. he remodeled Stanley tucci’s kitchen over a decade ago and STILL get….

my parents’ good friend is a contractor to the stars. he remodeled Stanley tucci’s kitchen over a decade ago and STILL gets annual ‘merry christmas’ texts from him. In case you needed more evidence that man is a genuine treasure you thought he is.

RT @Slate: Why Gen Z is flocking to a restaurant most of them never grew up with.

Sometimes I still write things:

made the move. see ya on the blue side

for no reason thinking about how awhile ago a friend of mine imagined a world where newsradio cast members had reversed fates -Phil Hartman would have a podcast empire, and j0e r*gan would, well you know….

I have truly have found my calling as a karaoke dj teen librarian.

Nermal never had it so good.

having a toddler is worth it just to hear her refer to the count from sesame street as ‘ah ah ah!’.

Pop huuhhhhuuhhhhhhuyhuhhgvvs. (This tweet sent from my toddler).

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene .I’m begging you, please don’t vote for that man

just when you think things can’t get any worse you get the letter of the day song stuck in your head.

AMEN.

when my toddler stands up on the couch.

when your wordle starting word is actually the word, you get this text from dad

oasis blasting from a cyber truck at the Labor Day parade.

of all the great oasis lore, Liam believing spinal tap was a real band and storming out of carnegie hall is the GREATEST

catching a double feature of jaws and jurassic park and ran into these guys who probably caused more destruction than the creatures in those two films combined