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I get my kicks on Channel Six. Strava Nause.

West Didsbury, Manchester
Joined June 2009
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8 years
@David_Cameron you're a bellendum
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7 years
DANGER. This man was thrown out of Parrs Wood cinema last night for masturbating. Please RT and share.
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5 years
@tnewtondunn I thought Dominic Cummings wanted to hear from voices outside London?
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Happy Harold Shand Realises He’s Fucked In The Back Of A Taxi Day to all those who celebrate it.
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8 months
@19OH79 @ROUNDTHEBEND__ Outside lad, black Audi submarine.
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3 years
“In 2021, Rick Astley joined Blossoms to do a load of covers of The Smiths.”
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3 years
BRITISH CURRY
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11 months
Fucking hell. Just read the statement that Martin Duffy’s son gave to his fathers inquest. Bobby Gillespie, what an utter cunt.
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2 years
@BeardedGenius @joelycett The ‘now that you’ve calmed down’ line from La Kuennsberg is breathtaking. Shut up, be quiet, give us an approving sound bite. More power to @joelycett , sometimes ridicule is the only response.
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4 years
@sturdyAlex @Keir_Starmer @DominicRaab That ‘I didn’t need corrrcting’ line was absolutely deadly. For a first response back across the despatch box, that was a sign that Labour are finally back.
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4 years
@edhaygarth @GaryLineker He can’t have everything.
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5 years
@BBCPolitics @Arron_banks Do you always give suspected criminals that are under active investigation a platform, or is it just the Brexiteers that enjoy such treatment from the BBC?
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2 years
@jimwaterson They shouldn’t be giving airtime to and publicising one of history’s worst people (regardless of what he might do to a Hitler painting.)
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2 years
@BeardedGenius @joelycett Emily Thornberry trying not to crack up laughing because she knows he’s bang on. 10/10
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7 years
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3 years
Get the Albanians to do 3am vaccine deliveries. They’ve got the infrastructure and staff.
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3 years
@Dominic2306 Do smaller lines mate. It’s a Monday night FFS.
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7 years
@tomfgoodwin @ClairHeavy 06.30 wake up, have a shit 06.45 get out of bed
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7 years
@mmurraypolitics America, do we have to burn the White House down AGAIN? Love from the UK, where we're beginning to really worry about you..
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4 years
@MarcusRashford Quantitative Easing has bailed out the banks and property developers for over a decade now but hungry schoolkids are where the line gets drawn? Unbelievable.
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4 years
@BrexitAlex RULES ARE RULES and if he doesn’t like our country’s laws he should bugger off.
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6 years
@sunoffabeach @Channel4News @jrug The money the Remain campaign spent was legal. Hope this helps.
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4 years
@RishiSunak I see you’ve had the WhatsApp ‘line to take’ message.
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6 years
@richardleech90 @LidlUK That’s taking the Mickey.
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3 years
@bbcnickrobinson @carolecadwalla @BBCr4today @SunetraGupta Bad journalism is seeing 99 scientists agree and 1 dissent and giving the latter equal billing with the former for ‘balance.’
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4 months
25 years ago tonight. How’s that for a line up?
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4 years
Just like acid house, London gets covid restrictions months after the North. <send tweet>
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1 year
@a11ymckay @Art_of_Football @paulmjchilds @Reuters Such a likeable bunch of lads. Said no one ever.
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5 years
@PaulBrandITV Says the man who took his NANNY out on the campaign trail.
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6 years
@nytimes Why doesn’t he just pay tax like everyone else?
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7 years
@theresa_may @faisalislam Go see a Doctor, you might be able to get an appointment for two weeks next Friday if you're lucky.
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2 years
@SkySports_Keith “This one’s called ‘He’s Slovenian’”
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5 years
@brexjam @ajayjagota Wetherspoons VIP after party. What a time to be alive.
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4 months
@SkySports_Keith Wondered how you’d manage to get a Newcastle reference into a comment on Boro v Chelsea, well done Keith you didn’t let me down.
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5 years
Withnail and I(sis)
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Didsbury family detained in Syria claim they joined ISIS by "accident" - while on holiday. To be fair, I once signed up to Amazon Prime by accident...
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2 years
@BenHouchen Penny finally dropping for the Teesside Tories eh.
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2 years
@EU_NO_MORE WHO REMEMBERS ASBESTOS. EH. EH. EH. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT.
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3 years
@Keir_Starmer Kick him out. Party is tainted otherwise.
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5 years
@bbcquestiontime @JuliaHB1 Waitrose Katie Hopkins. No thanks.
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6 years
@Arron_banks @BenPBradshaw @RhonddaBryant @carolecadwalla Feeling the heat, Comrade Banks? 🇷🇺🤖🇷🇺🤖🇷🇺🤖👍🏻🤖💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶⚖️
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2 years
@NadineDorries Hoping this tweet doesn’t get deleted before the Covid public enquiry.
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4 years
@JuliaHB1 Replace ‘lockdown’ with ‘Brexit’.
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7 years
@Nigel_Farage Why? Is it because you've not been on Question Time for WEEKS?
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3 years
@ericgarland We need to know what went on at this meeting.
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3 years
@RussInCheshire If he was any thicker, he’d set.
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7 years
@PrisonPlanet CSI My Mum's Basement
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3 years
@FootyRustling Is there an xS (expected Shithousery) model to prove this?
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8 years
@piersmorgan delete your account you attention seeking bellend.
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8 years
@David_Cameron I think your kids will be ok whatever happens somehow. Money offshore and all that.
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7 years
David Davis paid for that U2 album in full #DavidDavisDeals
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4 years
@Keir_Starmer Effective opposition. Well done.
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5 years
@Digbylj Hi Lord Digby Jones. I am desperate to read up on these trade deals that you publicly announced two years ago. Can you provide details, please? I’ve asked several times and I’d hate to think that you were simply bullshitting.
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2 years
@RhonddaBryant Strange name to sign off an email but there you go.
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4 years
@sturdyAlex @Keir_Starmer @DominicRaab You can see Raaaab sink into his seat
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8 years
@David_Cameron bet 'pigs in blankets' is your favourite bit of Christmas, #amirite ?
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8 years
@David_Cameron I bet HAMlet is your favourite. 🐷
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2 years
@DaftLimmy Still gets me every time, this one.
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2 years
Fuck me lads, this Primal Scream gig is full of absolutely battered old rave casualties.
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8 years
@David_Cameron do one you ham faced fraud.
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2 years
@IanDunt Tread Caerphilly
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7 years
@BTrustyNO2ATL agree to start drinking tea again and we'll talk.
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5 years
Leeds have now won the league on 4th August 2019, a new record beating their previous bests of September 2018 and October 2017.
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GOAL! Bielsa's men are running riot as Jack Harrison makes it 3-0! #EFL | #BristolCity | #LUFC
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8 years
@David_Cameron Got any tips as to where he can invest his winnings Dave?
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3 years
HANG ON WHAT IF THAT SHIP HAS ALL THE CHISEL
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2 years
@christopherhope Oh my days. Did you win a competition to be a journalist?
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3 years
@bbclaurak Sorry for your loss.
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6 years
@cholatera @stinkwheel @theresa_may @JoRichardsKent 35% of the electorate isn’t a majority. Hope this helps.
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2 years
@Matt_Law_DT Do these sanctions also have bad points?
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@Bourdain I was brought up to judge the character of a man by the company he keeps.
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2 years
@Bren4Bassetlaw @cathynewman @Conservatives If you were any thicker fella, you’d set.
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5 years
@davidallengreen Big shout out to the Leader of the Opposition who imposed a three line whip on his party to support the notification.
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@Nick_Pettigrew Alt Right Said Fred
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@BBCNews @bbc5live Captain Useless to the rescue!
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@joeheenan @mrgarethbrooks Pulitzer Prize for journalism right there.
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7 years
@NivenJ1 this is from Liverpool. Credit @christinaMcMc
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Jonathan Woodgate. An apology. After the Leeds debacle 31 days ago I had written this season off as a bad do. I now realise you are a 2020 reboot of 1987 Bruce Rioch doing incredible things with talented local hungry youth. And Rudy Gestede. Keep it up. #borolive
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@SkyNewsBreak @PaulBrandITV Revoke Article 50 for the LOLZ.
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4 years
@Keir_Starmer Gloves off now, Keir. They’re gaslighting us as a country. If they don’t take their responsibilities and our safety seriously, you don’t need to be courteous and co-operative with them, enough is enough.
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@helenpidd Played, Keir. It’s shameful that stuff like this gets asked.
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7 years
@nytimes Seriously, there's an ongoing investigation over here in Manchester, is there any need to publish this???
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@MichaelAHann First the shabby way they treated Denise Johnson, and now this. BG seems like an utterly awful human being.
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8 years
@TwopTwips NORTHERNERS. Pretend you're a London commuter by not bothering to turn up for work when it's a bit windy and rainy.
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3 years
@imranahmadkhan 27 of them, 1 of us. You’ve had four and a half years to understand the concept of a trading bloc, embarrassing for you that you still don’t get it.
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@MikeHolden42 @mrjamesob Did her Dad get her into Oxford without having the grades? That kind of privileged?
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2 years
@kerryjeanlister Ask for their insurance company’s contact details in return, I’m sure they’ll be interested in seeing their risk assessments yesterday.
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7 years
@piersmorgan @mcgregor_ewan and you're a disgraced newspaper editor.
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9 years
@MonicaCrowley hang on I thought I saw David Hasselhoff knock it down in 1989, are you saying we've been lied to? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
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1 year
@neilgibbons But..but….the vaccine rollout!!
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5 years
Just tried emailing that Alan Partridge BBC address. 10/10. @neilgibbons
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6 years
@peterwalker99 If ever there was proof that certain constituencies would vote for a man with the nonchalant effortless intelligence of a chest of drawers as long as it had a blue rosette attached, Chris Grayling is it.
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4 years
@HenrySmithUK Proof that certain constituencies would elect two short planks if there was a blue rosette nailed to them.
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7 years
@bbcnickrobinson @RidgeOnSunday an economic disaster that will cripple this country for years, all for internal Tory Party politics.
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@BestForBritain @AngelaRayner Two pairs of headphones? Now do Tory donors PPE fraud.
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4 years
@bbclaurak Thank God you’re here to defend him.
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2 years
@ExStrategist @PaulBrandITV @cjayanetti If I didn’t know any better I’d say Starmer knew what he was doing here.
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I told you, didn’t I? Starmer has been laying traps like a badboy, all along.
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