RT @RealBobMortimer: Hayden Hackney. He CANNOT be allowed to leave He CANNOT be replaced. I CANNOT face life without him. #boro.

People that turn up late for gigs at the Albert Hall in Manchester standing around gormlessly in the upstairs bit looking for spaces that aren’t there blocking the view of people that sensibly only had two pints downstairs in Albert’s Schloss beforehand and got in at 8pm #names.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW!!!.

What’s Norwegian for ‘The New Little Fella?’.

VAR is fucking bullshit, Premier League is just unwatchable.

Up the bloody Berra. Danny Baker, can you hear me Danny Baker, etc etc.

I’ve blocked and muted that roast dinners biff off of The Apprentice but you people insist on sharing and screenshotting his stuff, new rules, anyone doing that is getting unfollowed.

Factory International - a forward thinking arts venture that would honour the proud tradition of innovative Manchester artists and recognise the legacy of Ian Curtis and Tony Wilson, among others. Also Factory International - Jimmy Fucking Bullard’s podcast.

RT @MichaelCGlasper: Note to presentation committee: remember, no kissing.

These England players are going to get themselves arrested. These days.

RT @realclintonb: Alan Ball says England will win the pens. #lumpon.

Hey @grok now, that t-shirt you are wearing, can you name three of their albums? Or three of their members?.

Huey is from New York City.

all time banger.

RT @BradfemlyWalsh:

Do we think that that couple at the Coldplay concert could have just styled it out and no one would have been any the wiser?.

Nile Rodgers & Chic.