Rip Van
@RipVanFinkl
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People are lying to you. These agents don't work as they promised.
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Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear
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>Splurging on rotisserie chickens
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
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The only superpower you need as a man is to be able to stare into the abyss for long enough that it doesn’t affect you anymore. Your stress tolerance reaches a point where nothing affects you, and after enough experience you’re just simply equipped to deal with every problem.
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Denmark provides Greenland with ~ $12.000 per Greenlander each year. And that’s just the block grant. On top of that comes free healthcare, free college education etc. Denmark also paid for the two new international airports in Nuuk and Ilulissat. If a Greenlandic citizen needs
BREAKING: The US is considering paying Greenlanders $10,000 to $100,000 each to support secession from Denmark. We may soon witness the largest acquisition in world history.
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A wise man once said Everywhere is fun for 2 weeks. Everywhere sucks for living long term. (There is no perfect place)
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Denmark Offers Greenland: - Lifetime Free Health Care - Lifetime Free Education - Strongest Pension In The World - Paid Maternity/Paternity Leave - Free Child Care - $700 Million Annual Transfer Payment U.S. Offers Greenland: - One Time Check For $10,000 (Maybe).
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most people are pussies. they keep waiting for the "right time" to start. they're "preparing" and "researching" and "getting ready" while the years slip by. sartre nailed it - you're reserving yourself for later and then one day you wake up and realize later never comes. the
“I have led a toothless life. A toothless life. I have never bitten into anything. I was waiting. I was reserving myself for later on—and I have just noticed that my teeth have gone.” — Jean-Paul Sartre
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Ladies and gentlemens, it’s that magical time again the weekend is nearly here. A quick recap on why mining is so utterly vital and the absolute backbone of pretty much everything we take for granted. Thanks for tuning in. Enjoy your weekend you’ve earned it. God bless and
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