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Riley

@Rileygersh

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@Rileygersh
Riley
3 years
Need advice on what I can tell my 8 year old hockey loving, MN Wild super fan why she can’t stay up late to watch the end of the Wild / Stars game tonight. Looking at you @NHL and @NHL_MIN An 8:30 puck drop for a central time zone game? Absurd money move.
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@Rileygersh
Riley
3 years
Wife says I can delay Dry Jan for a day and have a beer during the @Vikings Jan1 if I get a like from someone on the MN holy trinity. What do you say @GovTimWalz @JJettas2 @PAOnTheMic??
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@Rileygersh
Riley
3 years
Of all the anachronisms that could befall a historical drama. Big mouth bill bass? Wikipedia: invented by Gemmy Industries on December 16, 1998; sold beginning January 1, 1999. For shame @thecrownnetflix
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@Rileygersh
Riley
5 years
Regardless of outcome this second impeachment trial completes the largest, most tragic shit sandwich in American history. Tragic because it could have been avoided if it wasn’t the action of one person.
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@spookyshep
emmi 🤠✨ | kcd era
5 years
graphic design tips i found on tiktok that changed my life: a thread 🧵✨
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@Rileygersh
Riley
5 years
Nope. But I did have the son of a midichlorian love child retweeting a latter-day reality tv star, retweeting the owner of a dog with “a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him”. It’s all connected Mr. Hamill.
@MarkHamill
Mark Hamill
5 years
Did anyone have Donald retweeting Randy Quaid's do-over vote idea on their 2020 Election Bingo card?
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@Rileygersh
Riley
5 years
#CovidVaccine When’s the lottery and what color are the bracelets?
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@Rileygersh
Riley
6 years
20 minutes with @hellofresh Figgy Balsamic Pork and 20 minutes with #imovie = my first food #covideo. Also, HF, how can I donate all of the share with a friend gift cards to a food shelf?
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@Rileygersh
Riley
6 years
I cringe when I see a complaint or joke about working from home. It might be funny or clever but there are millions of people at home not receiving a paycheck. Scared that they may not be able to provide for their family, get evicted, not eat and get sick! #empathy #selfaware
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@Rileygersh
Riley
6 years
After this impeachment ends Friday, expect to get one of those “sit down with dad-I’m disappointed you can’t gerrymander properly” segments from @iamjohnoliver.Reminder: @lastweektonight returns Sunday, February 16th at 11PM on @HBO.
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@Rileygersh
Riley
6 years
Drove past my local @pancheros during lunch hour today. Slowed down to look inside and saw a fresh tortilla got tossed onto the grill. Flying through the air in slow motion. Beautiful. But had to drive on by 😞 #NewYearsResolution Day 27
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@Rileygersh
Riley
6 years
How many more of these @Vikings beating the @Saints heartbreak games will make up for @SeanPayton’s 2010 bounty program that took Brett Favre out of the NFC championship game? Two is a good start.
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@Rileygersh
Riley
6 years
Unfortunately amazing delicious burritos are included on the new years resolution list of food I need to avoid this year. (Or at least for a couple weeks). See you in Feb.
@pancheros
Pancheros
6 years
Who's already ordered Pancheros this year?
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@Rileygersh
Riley
8 years
Thank you @elonmusk for your persistence. My kids were upset after their 1st model rocket launch (lost it in the trees) so we watched a SpaceX fail compilation. “It happens to the best of us". We were back out 1 hour later for flights 2 & 3, both lost too, but still excited!
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@Rileygersh
Riley
8 years
Second day of #Zuckerberg teaching 30 grandparents how to record Matlock on the VCR. "But Matlock is on channel 11, not channel 3. That doesn’t make sense!"
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@Rileygersh
Riley
8 years
Sunday #snowday in #thenorth with rosy cheeks and @askovfinlayson
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@Rileygersh
Riley
8 years
To my former marketing colleagues. This is how you run a loyalty program. @pancheros knows #halfbirthdays are real.
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@Rileygersh
Riley
12 years
I just got a new assault truck in #GunnerZ http://t.co/V7o6o99f6c
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@Rileygersh
Riley
12 years
Tiger style. #cubcadet
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