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Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here

@RichGraves

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One of the most highly certified, tho not necessarily the best, infosec professionals in the world. https://t.co/KBnRA8qZTQ Having fun with IT. The world, I mean.

1 hour south of 38th & Chicago
Joined January 2022
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
They're like, wilkommen over NeXT month. Tim Cook's out, eh? Our S minnesota hotdish fundraiser is next week. Klobuchar missed our last such event. Had to comb hair or something. But we let the SoS eat cake and cucumber salad. Littorally. THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES. #VSS365
@Deluxe
Deluxe
4 months
Wishing our Canadian collogues a Thanksgiving filled with gratitude, joy, and cherished moments. #HappyCanadianThanksgiving
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Eric has a book now? Who wrote it?
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 months
Don’t forget to get a copy of my son Eric’s book, “UNDER SIEGE,” which is breaking records everywhere. It’s a phenomenal book, that’s a must read for everyone—Congratulations Eric, you deserve it!!! https://t.co/na0jBJ1nxp
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
GNU linux robot overlord Elon Musk and his soddy royal family funders have done an awesome job clearing X of Twitter bots that lack authenticity. She's jest atypical astrophysicist neurologist who can manifest a girlfriend on grok anytime fitness demands one her for.
@Luissville_007
High_priestess
7 months
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
IT's not rocket science. You can hire a more qualified woman like©️Gwynne_Shotwell to give you credit for being such a genius White SA rocket scientist who never showed up for classes at Stanford men will happily work under her as if you're the big boss man with The Right Stuff!
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
4 months
Just type “add a girlfriend” to any video on the new Grok Imagine
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Do they take dictation like Elon's totally fake bartender at his Universal Studios event? Or so Amber heard.
@Google
Google
4 months
We’re making robots more capable than ever in the physical world. 🤖 Gemini Robotics 1.5 is a levelled up agentic system that can reason better, plan ahead, use digital tools such as @Google Search, interact with humans and much more. Here’s how it works:
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Chris+Ben Doerr are haters who hate moms who demand action well regulated by a Second Amendment. It's funny how the very Biblically girl-focused Trump🌯ACO Administration milked money out of crypto speculators on a🌮taco Tuesday. Allotted money went to Xi men who are very manly.
@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
@okayestpoet APARENTLY the X al gore rhythm has decided to show me everyone's birthday shot today. This is fine. Don't shoot me now. I should probably get something else done on this borin, grainy day.
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
They said they wanted an udder engagement. Hey hey you know. They just engorgement.
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Last weekend, I learned what "we don't bad jacket" meant. Do not follow me for a clu. Zero street smarts about online security, privacy, and disinform nation affronts.
@davenewworld_2
Fifty Shades of Whey
4 months
All women, children, and men over 50 were released under previous ceasefire agreements. @elonmusk, several huge pages are being boosted for spreading this lie and getting millions of views. Do you call this "free speech" while a voice like mine gets suppressed?
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Been they're. In Minneapolis. Lovers gonna love wherever they're wi these days.
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
BLUE HEELER Pantone. Skirts. Words to your dogma's things under there too aggressively toned for work. #vss365
@derickijohnson
DeRicki Johnson
4 months
My 1st job As a Hero & I give myself Great odds The townsfolk Have been Terrorized By terrier size frog Feel #undertone Of menace As I face off With The Beast The frog Begins to grow 10 times my size Then me he eats In his belly I regret My career choice As his feast #vss365
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Party on front. Potty in pack. #SixWordsTory Halloween #WritingCommunity
@AgathaChocolats
Agatha Chocolats
4 months
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Halloween
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Markets for Maine Street £A+¥agenders may swing both ways in the month 6 or so after a Tax Day. October's surprisingly in dred, US Grants, southerly speaking, easily. Hippie Navajo Fry Bread Monday for businesses not run by single moms+dads of kids who count on us telecommuters!
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Introducing moderate phracking-tolerant (opposed until we exhaust all legal avenues to protect our land and water) Southern Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, mainline white anglo saxon protestant Senator Amy Klobuchar enunciated for Jacob Frey and Peggy Flanagan: STAND UP FIGHT BACK!
@JoshEakle
Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽
4 months
In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child. She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck. This is not about immigration enforcement. It's about terrorizing Americans.
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
To daze adversarial confederates straight out of Marshal Fochs, real men who eat ANTIFA-quiche jokers cloning Willie Nelson can train to be No Kings Parade Marshals in between Canadian Thanksgiving and the Virginia First's Macy's Parade @ Gettysburg FAFO NAFO get ACLU #bravewrite
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
This might possibly get one into a theatre, but there is no competing with undiscovered countries inside one's mind.
@hamnetmovie
Hamnet
4 months
"A monumental cinematic experience." Watch the official trailer for HAMNET, winner of the 2025 TIFF People's Choice Award. Starring Jessie Buckley and Paul Mescal, directed by Chloé Zhao. Only in theaters this Thanksgiving.
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@JoshEakle
Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽
4 months
In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child. She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck. This is not about immigration enforcement. It's about terrorizing Americans.
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
In Elon Musk's anti-nativist White South Africa, the majority knew to avoid De Klerks of the Court. Here in Minnesota, big Finnish phear de vores phracking Norse Swedish Bjork Bjork Bjork Bjork. Aye #posit I've got avían carriers who flu away like a Mulder of corvid #braVewRite
@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
@glimmer_ann Helena Koivu went up against a big Finnish Minnesota Wild. There's a warrant for her arrest. For failure to appear. This is a true story of life under former Minnesota Supreme Court Chief Justice Lorie Skjerven Gildea. She is Catholic and her husband, too, is a dead Republican.
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
The fecund time a convicted violent domestic abuser who appears to have impregnated someone under his age and body jumped me and broke my neck, I figured the AF ROTC dropout, Jr USMC ROTC dropout, and Liberty University-adjacent dropout had constructed a target-Rich🪦environment.
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Yesterday I wore a poly hoodie base layer burquini top for haute triathletes, tie-dye shirt, scrubs, and good black jeans to Congressman®️Tom Emmer's strip-mawl office. I did not see bare skin for♋️🦀Xposeur. On Saturday I plan to run 3 miles longer than @GovTimWalz+Hope🙏#vss365
@WillieHandler
Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available!
4 months
I’m wearing a tie-dye shirt and a fringe leather jacket. The Weather Channel said today we should dress for the mid-60’s.
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@RichGraves
Rich Graves @DEFCON for parity and comity here
4 months
Hey, is Jamal Khashoggi's fiancée still single? What about Salman Rushdie's X Twitter ex-crushes? Pictured: that feeling when you crane and you necking Christopher Robin Walken dad joke #NAFO anime.
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